Wonderful. NO ONE read my book. Including my best friend and his ex-girlfriend (who is, by the way, my other best friend), Ben Gates and Abigail Chase. If they had read the book, maybe they wouldn't have to listen to me…which wasn't a bad experience, for me anyway. They always have the answers and for once they're in the dark.
Ben is apparently planning on kidnapping the president, a completely unnecessary procedure. There must be some other way to get the answers we need.
He wasn't this enthusiastic about stopping Ian, though he did get way too into that also. Because this guy had information that could tarnish his family name. It's times like these that I'm glad my family is untraceable. But the last time Ben got a mansion, a ton of cash, and the girl, whereas the technologically advanced no-namer sidekick get's a fancy car. Big whoop.
Someday, Ben will need my help, and the answer will be in the book. And I'll say 'Oh, sorry, I'm not helping you, you should have read the book'.
And by then he will without a doubt have lost the book and he will have to wait a few weeks to check it out from the library, and while he is checking out the book he will also without a doubt educate us about how Benjamin Franklin came up with the idea for public libraries.
Don't my friends sound perfectly lovely?