Lieutenant Adventures Easter Special 5 April 2015. Eggcellent.

intro: watch?v=CHUO5fbtiE4

"We've arrived," said the Lieutenant.

The console room jerked backwards.

The Lieutenant, Kellie, Sandy, Catina and Ann were thrown backwards.

"Lieutenant?" shouted Sandy.

"Remain calm, all, if I could..." The Lieutenant made his way to the console.

The TARDIS lurched forward at that and all were sent sliding forward across the floor.

The Lieutenant fell, slid across the floor, against the flap and out.

"That settles it. I refuse to believe he's the Lieutenant," said Kellie.

"Kellie, what is your problem?" asked Sandy.

"The Lieutenant says you've witnessed most regenerations," said Catina.

"Yeah but the Lieutenant never once did unimginable things like this," said Kellie.

"I suppose we'd better find the Lieutenant," said Ann and went over to peer out of the flap.

"We're wedged," said the Lieutenant who was dangling from the TARDIS looking at the corners. "In a dark oval thing by the looks of it." The Lieutenant hauled himself up and into the TARDIS.

"Dark and oval," muttered Ann while moving out of the Lieutenant's way.

The Lieutenant strode over to the console and pulled the Master Lever.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

The Lieutenant set co-ordinates.

The TARDIS stuttered and performed a crash materialisation.

"She's still recovering from assisting me in my regeneration," said the Lieutenant. He got onto his front and slid himself over to the flap. He stuck his head out. "Tut, tut," he tutted as he hung himself from the entrance. "Still wedged," echoed his voice. He hauled himself back inside and shut the flap.

"There's a blinking red light over here," said Sandy.

'He should be dead,' thought Kellie.

'No, I shouldn't,' thought the Lieutenant.

Kellie glanced at the Lieutenant. They had just communicated telepathically.

'I've had enough of being dead. Time to live again!' thought the Lieutenant. "Miniturised," said the Lieutenant. He flipped a switch.

There was a crack and a pop from outside.

The Lieutenant crawled out of the TARDIS. He got up and looked around himself. "Eggcellent." The Lieutenant crawled back into the TARDIS. He walked console and pulled the Master Lever.

The TARDIS dematerialised.

"Easter Egg factory," said the Lieutenant.

"Did you say miniturised?" asked Catina.

"Yep," said the Lieutenant.

"Dark and oval," said Ann.

"Go on," encouraged the Lieutenant.

"We were in an Easter Egg!" they chorused.

"Yes! You're learning!" laughed the Lieutenant.

They all laughed except Kellie.

'Oh, cheer up,' thought the Lieutenant.

'I can't. I don't believe it's you,' thought Kellie.

NEXT TIME:

The TARDIS materialised.

"Nothing," said Ann.

'I suppose me putting the hologram on proved it,' thought the Lieutenant. "We'd better prepare for him," said the Lieutenant gravely.

The Lieutenant

Alfie Deyes

Kellie Heineken

Katie McGrath

Sandy Ulrich

Vanilla Ice

Catina Gunter

Miranda Kerr

Ann Allen

Julianne Hough

In the Distance

Johnny Depp

With special thanks to the BBC, FanFiction and Youtube.

Director

Vicki Palmer

Writer and Producer

Liam Hickey.