Hey guys! 18 More here. So here I've wrote haikus based on every playable character in Fire Emblem Awakening. I've tried to capture the personality of each character in a haiku, and I had a lot of fun creating these. Try to guess the character described by each haiku! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Fire Emblem.
Haiku Emblem - Awakening
I'm an enigma.
I don't know who I am, but
I'm a tactician.
The prince of Ylisse,
But please do not call me that.
I lead the Shepherds.
I'm not delicate!
I'll heal you if you get hurt.
I'm friendly to all!
Pick a god and pray!
I live to serve you, milord.
I've dislike for game.
I'm built like the Bull!
I'm as strong as any man.
My cooking stinks, though.
Archest of Archers,
I spy beautiful women.
Virion, away!
The Average Joe,
Not the worst, but not the best.
...Man, I'm hungry now.
Class is in session!
Watch Teach wreck 'em with his axe-
Hey! Where'd my axe go?!
Woman of science,
Unraveling world secrets.
Truly intriguing.
Loves flower fortunes.
(He loves me, he loves me not.)
Terribly clumsy.
Can you not see me?
I'm right in front of you! Hey!
Invisible shield.
Simple farm boy, I
Reckon I could fight, but know
I fight for you, Ma.
Master of the blade,
Constantly honing my skills.
GAH! Stay back, woman!
Short in stature, but
Fearsome with wind magic, so
Don't look down on me!
A snobbish noble.
Warms up the people slowly.
Seeks justice for all.
Honorable thief,
Loves sugars of all kinds, and
Dubs silly nicknames.
The last of her kind,
Serious, calm warrior.
Loves eating carrots.
Perfectionist knight,
Hides a secret crush on Chrom.
Oh, will he love me?
Gregor is swell sword!
Gregor join army for price.
Oy, how much you pay?
A thousand years old,
Still keeps youthful appearance.
Needs some more clothing.
Beautiful woman.
"Sir," the priest says, "I'm a man."
Er, beautiful man.
Beautiful dark mage,
Obsessed with the tactician.
Rather cold to most.
Enamored with gold,
Just like all of her sisters.
Call her a merchant.
A blushing dancer,
Very shy, but dances are
Quite mesmerizing.
Vassal from Rosanne.
Rides a wyvern, Minerva.
Wyvern is vicious.
Is always smiling
As his opponents explode.
"Nya ha!" he cackles.
A time traveler,
Fights for a better future.
Fashion sense is off.
Princess in exile,
Leads the Valmese Resistance.
Misses her brother.
Three thousand years old,
Her friends died during her sleep.
Heart aches for Mar-Mar.
The oaf of Ferox,
Changed fate so he didn't die.
Kiss his big brown arse.
Lion of Ferox,
Almost like a big sister.
She yields to no man.
My sword hand twitches!
A theatrical speaker,
I - No, down sword hand!
Flirts to help shyness.
Wants to dance like Mom, so please:
Look the other way?
Thuggish-looking priest,
Acts tough, but will cry instead.
Speaks old-fashioned slang.
Knight who loves to train,
Takes training to the extreme.
Cooks worse than Mother.
Wannabe hero.
Flying hyperactive girl
Loves grand entrances.
Snarky, bratty girl
Lives in her mother's shadow-
"Hey! Pay attention!"
This masked dracoknight
Believes fate cannot be changed.
Loves Minervykins.
Father?! Is that you?!
I wanna be like you, Dad!
...Can't remember Mom...
Mother?! Is that you?!
I wanna be like you, Mom!
...Can't remember Dad...
Eek! Please don't hurt me!
...You're not listening? Well, then,
Time to run away!
Suffered loneliness
Wandering through a desert.
Sad for five long years.
Timid and meek girl,
Once she screams, "Blood and thunder!",
You'll be terrified.
Matured dragon, but
A toddler in dragon years.
Razes fields for fun.
The former Mad King.
Antagonistic before,
Now wants to atone.
Conqueror of Valm,
Vegetarianism
Gave him all that strength.
She was a martyr.
It cost her her memories
Of her family.
Calls himself craven
For letting his sister die.
Thinks he should've died.
A former Grimleal
Brainwashed into servitude.
Now fights for penance.
Wields a fabled sword
That belonged to a Hero.
A big meat-eater.