Muggle Own

by thisiscorinth

this is just a short, funny one-shot i came up with, read and review, and flames will be used for roasting marshmallows! I just randomly rated because i was 2 lazy to read much of the explanation, but don't worry, no swearing or inapropriatness

I SADLY DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER!

I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW 1) I DO NOT KNOW WHY VOLDEMORT HAS THIS GIRL 2) I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE DOES WITH HER 3)THIS IS A ONESHOT THIS CHAPTER IS IT 4) THIS IS NOT SERIOUS, JUST SOMETHING I THOUGHT WOULD BE KIND OF FUNNY

NOW, ENJOY!

"So," The girl asked "I am considered a muggle to you, right?" The man with red slit eyes, pale skin and no nose nods

"Yes you are."

"Well then, in that case." The girl says. Then she does the truly unsuspected. She draws her arm back, curls her hand into a fist and strikes hard, right where his nose should be, saying

"I just hit you in your non-existent ." Then pulls her arm back, wiggling her fingers and says

"Muggle own!" grinning

The man and all the people in the room stare at her, some people's mouths dangling open.

And the girl stalks out of the room before coming back in a few seconds later saying,

"Yeah, I don't know where to go."