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Sasori walked into the kitchen of the Akatsuki hideout, though he wasn't really sure what he was doing there. Puppets don't eat or drink, so it was rather pointless.

Anyhow, he happened to come across our favorite terrorist (Deidara, of course) sitting on the floor. Who was currently too preoccupied with a can of something to notice the puppet master.

Sasori noticed this, and cleared his throat. Deidara looked up from his palm (which was covered in a fluffy white substance) and at his partner.

There was a long silence.

A very long silence.

That is, until the blond broke it.

"Uh.... Hi?"

It was an extremely eloquent sentence. Glancing away from the red-head and back at his hand, Deidara grinned at what he saw. "Holy shit, un! Awesome!"

Sasori was, of course, puzzled. "What's so amazing about your hand, brat?" Not that he cared....

At all.

The delirious (and slightly insane) grin was still on the bomber's face as he shifted his gaze to the impatient face of the man standing in front of him. "Wellllllll..." he started childishly. "See, this - " Deidara help up the can " - is whipped cream. And I was seeing if my hand mouth would eat it, un. And it did!"

The look of impatience and puzzlement on Sasori's face quickly changed to one of exasperation. "...you do realize what could happen, right?"

Deidara's eye blinked. He was completely oblivious. "What, un?" the young man asked, tilting his head to one side.

Sighing, Sasori decided that he'd take pity on his blond team-mate and explain his thoughts. "Let's see... the kitchen could end up covered in whipped cream, for one."

"Why?"

"Because. Your hand-mouths make exploding things out of clay. Who's to say they won't do the same with whipped cream?"

"....Oh. Sorry, un." Deidara scratched the back of his head, an "oh shit I did it this time" look on his face.

Sasori rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest. "Just... go outside or something to be sure it doesn't explo-"

"Katsu!"

Sasori was interrupted both by Deidara's whisper, and the explosion that followed.

The kitchen was covered in a mix of whipped cream and clay, as were those currently inside the kitchen.

This could only lead to one of two things.

One, Tobi suddenly runs in and sings some random Japanese pop song (Hare Hare Yukai, anyone?).

Two, Sasori attempts to beat the hell out of Deidara before killing him.

Guess which happened?