IAmAFreakingUnicorn- HELLOOOOOOOO! In case anyone is wondering, this is the magical shared account between me (previously named MagicNinjaUnicorn) and...
RESPECTMYATHORITAH- me! Respect my fucking authoritah. People who watch South Park will understand.
IAmAFreakingUnicorn- So...this is basically a Hetalia Middle School AU that we came up with. We've seen soooooooo many high school AU's around that we decided to try a middle school one! Because we're just fucking unique like that.
RESPECTMHYATHORITAH- aaaaaand this is somewhat based off of OUR middle school experience.
IAmAFreakingUnicorn- So for anyone who's like "Middle school kids wouldn't use that language!" or "Why are 12 year olds dating?" First of all, its a Hetalia AU, enough said there, and second of all, our middle school is like that. Speaking of dating, the pairings in this will be:
GermanyxItaly, PrussiaxCanada, FrancexEngland, SpainxRomano, SwedenxFinland, DenmarkxNorway, LithuaniaxPoland, AustriaxHungary...am I missing anything?
RESPECTMYATHORITAH- umm... temporary EnglandxRomano, and JapanxChina
IAmAFreakingUnicorn- And that being said, yes they're all like 12 when the story starts, so none of these pairings are going to be in the beginning. Also, fuck logic. Its our AU. We do what we want. So...enjoy! ^.^
RESPECTMYATHORITAH- ENJOY, FUCKERS!~
There were a couple teachers who had gotten outside as soon as the busses started to allow students to go in the building. It was their first day of school, and some were excited, while others wanted to get the year over with. Feliciano Vargas just so happened to be one of the former.
"Isn't this so exciting fratello?" he exclaimed as he ran towards the front doors, pulling his brother alongside him.
Lovino glared at the younger twin but said nothing, not wanting to open his mouth. He yanked his hand roughly away, stopping both of them, and started walking away on his own.
Feliciano followed him, this time walking at his pace. "Come on, smile! It's our first day of sixth grade!"
Lovino shot him another dirty look in response.
"Is this because of your braces?" Feliciano asked.
Lovino stopped walking again and hissed "Shut the hell up!" while covering his mouth with his arm.
Feliciano laughed and continued walking in the direction of the doors, his brother following angrily behind.
"Alright! Middle school, get ready for the awesomeness that is Gilbert Beilschmidt!" a white-haired boy exclaimed as he stared up at the school in front of him.
The younger blonde haired boy behind him rolled his eyes. "Let's just go, we shouldn't be late on the first day."
Gilbert scoffed. "We won't be late West."
The blonde stared at him, not amused. "What did I say about calling me by that ridiculous nickname?"
"Fine Ludwig." Gilbert put emphasis on his brother's name and ran towards the building, yelling something about being awesome.
'Thank god we're only half related' Ludwig thought, shaking his head and heading towards the building.
Two boys walked side by side to the building, discussing their schedules.
"So we'll have first, third, sixth, and ninth period together!" Yao said with a grin.
Kiku nodded with a small on his face as well. "Great."
"Oh, Kiku, look at all the cool stuff I have for my locker!" Yao said as he opened his bookbag and pulled out a small bag with little panda magnets in them. He handed the bag to Kiku, who held it for him. He pulled out a keychain with a panda on the end. "I'm planning on getting more, too."
Kiku looked at the bag in his hand. "Wow… More than this?"
Yao nodded and took the bag back. "Will you help me decorate my locker?"
"Hai, I'll help." He nodded.
"Thank you!" Yao smiled and continued walking to the school.
"Natalia, you were supposed to go to your school, remember?" Ivan said, trying to shake the young girl off of him. But his attempts were useless; she just wouldn't let go.
"But big brother, then we can't be together!" Natalia said, tightening her grip on his arm the more he tried to escape.
"Please Natalia, you are going to have to let go!" Katyusha pleaded, trying to pry her fingers off of Ivan's arm.
Natalia ignored her sister and continued trying to pull Ivan in the opposite direction. "Come on big brother."
"Ivan is in middle school like me now Natalia," Katyusha reminded her. "You will join us here next year."
"I want to become one NOW, though!" She hissed at Katyusha before looking back at Ivan. "Big brother, tell her to let me stay!"
"Let go!" Ivan panicked and flailed his arm, trying to get free.
"Please don't start fighting!" Katyusha tried to pull Natalia away from Ivan, which didn't do anything.
There was an interesting scene right outside of the building. A little girl clinging to her brother, who was trying everything he could to escape, and their older sister trying to break them up. Something you don't exactly see every day.
"C'mon Iggy, let's go!" Alfred whined as he pulled on his friend's sleeve.
Arthur clenched his teeth. "Don't call me Iggy."
"Make me, Iggy." Alfred challenged.
Matthew sighed and grabbed the back of Arthur's shirt to keep him from attacking the boy. "Can you guys please not do this right now?" he asked quietly.
"Where's Francis?" Alfred asked, changing the subject completely and looking around for their other friend.
"Like I care," Arthur scoffed. Okay, maybe "friend" isn't exactly the right term to use. "Besides, he's probably off with those idiotic friends of his."
"Bonjour," came a voice from behind them. All three of them turned around to see Francis Bonnefoy standing directly behind- or at this point, in front of- Arthur.
Arthur yelped in surprise of how close he was and fell backwards on the sidewalk.
Alfred burst out laughing, and Matthew stifled a laugh as well. Francis simply looked down at him and smirked. "Sorry about that, Angleterre." He offered him a hand to help him up, which Arthur swatted away, his face turning redder by the second.
"Don't call me that you bloody frog!" Arthur snapped, getting to his feet and brushing himself off.
"Come on dude, don't be like that." Alfred said, still laughing. "Now let's get going!"
"Say it." Lukas poked his brother.
"No. Never." Emil pushed Lukas's hand away.
"Please say it. I'll leave you alone."
"Go bug somebody else, I'm not saying it!"
"Come on, it's not that bad!" Matthias patted Emil's head.
"Don't touch me, Dane."
"Whoa, SOMEBODY'S starting to act like their brother!"
Lukas looked at Matthias. "Shut up, idiot."
Matthias pouted and looked at the crowd of people in front of the school. He could just barely see a familiar, tall, blonde boy standing next to the doors, right where Matthias told him to wait. Right next to him was another blonde who was much shorter.
He cupped his hands around his mouth. "Sve! Tino!" He waved to the two others.
Berwald turned his head to see the person calling his name.
"Ah, I see them." Lukas walked ahead of Matthias and Emil.
"Wait for me!" Matthias caught up to Lukas, with Emil behind them.
Tino saw the three running up to him and Berwald. "Oh, hei, Lukas!"
"Matthias. Emil." Berwald looked at the two others.
"Isn't this so exciting? Some of us are together for almost the whole day!" Tino pulled a folded up piece of paper out of his pocket. "It would be nice if we had a class with all of us in it, though."
"Ja, there's that one." Berwald pointed to a class on the paper.
"Wait, when do you guys have science?" Tino asked.
"Fifth. Why?" Lukas peeked at the schedule.
"I have it fifth too." Matthias moved next to Lukas.
"Same." Emil stayed in his spot.
"Oh, we all have science together! That'll be fun." Tino smiled.
"Yeah, it'll be so fun." Lukas said sarcastically. "I can't wait to keep telling Matthias to stop messing things up and to put the test tubes down. He'll probably break everything."
"Hey, I won't break anything!" Matthias defended himself.
Lukas shook his head. "Let's just go inside before we're late."
IAmAFreakingUnicorn- So that was that. Next chapter will be longer, much more interesting, and include all of the characters that we forgot to put in.
RESPECTMYATHORITAH- we went on a time limit. Yeah...
~A Note~
These were the following conditions that this chapter was written under
-Pressure, because we wanted it to be up tonight
-We just ate a whole box of teddy grams (AKA, edible bears in sliver packaging)
-Its midnight
So yeah.
IAmAFreakingUnicorn- Thanks for reading!
Edit 8/13-
IAmAFreakingUnicorn- If you see any use of country names instead of human names, let us know so we can fix it! Sorry about that!