5 Little Limericks
Hermione lay awake thinking
Staring up, smiling, without blinking
No matter what they said
They were daft in their head
Weasley wasn't her king.
***
Ron Weasley wandered the halls
They didn't think he had the balls
He would show them
As he turned to face him
Kissing Professor Snape took gall.
***
Harry looked towards the blond-haired boy
He was squirming thanks to the new toy
The plug firmly in his bum
The thoughts nearly causing him to cum
Draco would, this night's events, enjoy.
***
He attacked with the force of an army
Snape had known all Gryffindors were barmy
But he couldn't suppress the moan
As Weasley's lips locked on his own
And the two hid behind Gregory the Smarmy.
***
Terry sat in his favourite armchair
Choosing his book with particular care
And with no one the wiser
Made his witch cum like a geyser
For, you see, Granger had the second of the pair.