Vayne: Okay, this is something I haven't done yet, a High School style story! FYI so I don't have to deal with flames and confusion, everyone BUT Elsword is a chick, so there. You know it, you don't have to whine and complain because I've already stated this fact. Also, I can guarantee some of you will know how I got this idea XD Also the classes are mostly for just the appearance. Everyone is wearing Japanese style school uniforms, so just imagine it yourself. Or if you know what I'm basing this off of, all the more simple for you!

Elsword: Infinity Sword

Elesis: Grand Master

Aisha: Elemental Master

Rena: Wind Sneaker

Eve: Code: Empress

Ara: Yama Raja

Raven (Female): Veteran Commander

Chung (Female): Iron Paladin

Add (Female): Lunatic Psyker

El Academy Hostesses

Chapter One: Oops

Hamel slowly woke up in the early morning sun. The cloudless sky allowed its brilliant rays to shine unobstructed upon the city of water, sending the moats into a radiant performance of reflection. The city streets began to fill. Shop keepers peddling, children running with their friends to the first day back to school, and guards patrolling. The Royal District was drowsy, the noble families having attended a royal party at the castle only last night. In a large mansion near the center of the district, a young man bearing crimson hair lounged on his bed, groaning as the bright light attempted to rouse him. A loud knock came to his door.

"Elsword! Get up, you're gonna be late!" Elsword heard his older sister, Elesis, yelling from the hall. Elsword groaned, and pulled himself out of bed. He got dressed, putting on his school uniform and grabbing his bag, and threw the door open.

"Geez I'm up...don't have to yell." Elesis smiled.

"I'm sorry; it's just that this is important for me. Your first day at the same prestigious high academy I went to as well. You're going to have a great stay there." Elsword sighed.

"Don't act like you're my mom." Elsword said, making Elesis blush slightly.

"I'm sorry, I'm just so hopeful you'll enjoy it there like I did." Elesis looked at the time, "Well, you better get going. Have a nice day bro."

"You too." Elsword gave his sister a hug before heading out the door.

As Elsword walked through the streets to school, he watched his to-be schoolmates rush by. He sighed; he was never much of a social person and didn't really have any friends besides his sister. He looked up as he heard a bell ring, and saw the massive clock tower of El Academy. His sharp eyesight let him see the silver bell moving back and forth, and Elsword picked up his pace. He made it onto school property just before the final bell rang and the gates slid shut. Any students who arrived would get a warning then let in. Elsword stared at the massive school building; the sleek marble must have taken forever to carve. He walked inside, the glass doors effortlessly sliding open. He went to the front desk.

"Name?" The young lady asked cheerily, a smile on her face.

"Elsword Sieghart." The receptionist rummaged through a drawer and handed him a large, tan envelope.

"Please try to get to class on time." The lady said, and Elsword walked off. He opened the envelope and took out the contents.

"ID...Schedule...campus map." Elsword looked at his schedule and then the map. He made his way through the crowded halls to his homeroom, and managed to slip in through the door with plenty of time before the bell. He saw other students in the class, and wondered if seats were assigned. He didn't see any seating charts, and everyone that was sitting together were talking constantly, hinting they were friends. Elsword took the seat in the back corner of the room, and leaned back in the chair. He heard the bell ring, and sat upright as the room filled. His eyes fell on a girl in the back of the room on the opposite side of him. She was wearing a long, thick, black coat, and her face was well obscured. As the teacher called out everyone's names, each student voiced their presence upon hearing their name. The instructor began to tell them what today would be like.

"Alright class, my name is Ariel and I'm going to be your homeroom teacher for the year. Today you won't have any classes, so just get acquainted with the campus. Check out the clubs, I hear a group of freshman had made arrangements for a special club the school has been trying to get together for a while." Murmurs flowed through the class room. Ariel finished, "Well, feel free to explore, but don't think about leaving until the school day is over or you're in trouble. Welcome to El Academy everyone."

As people began to leave, Elsword got up, picked up his bag, and headed back to the front doors. He looked at his ID upon arrival and found his box. Luckily his bag was empty enough to be stuffed inside, and Elsword wondered where to go first. He looked at the map as he walked through the eastern hallway.

"Fight club...to boring, I do that all the time. Cooking...rather not. Art..." Elsword gagged slightly, "Acting...lame. Man, all these club rooms suck." Elsword sighed; he was in for a long boring life at school. He noticed a large room in the main East wing that was unmarked, "Wonder what that is." Elsword, having nothing better to do, made his way along the hall to the East wing. He could hear people whispering as he passed, and he sighed at what he heard.

"Why is she wearing a male uniform?" A girl said to her friend, who shrugged.

"She a freshman?" A guy said to the person he was with.

"I'd remember a girl like her if she wasn't." Elsword groaned silently. Once again his strangely effeminate appearance was leading people to fall conclusions. He hurried through the halls, somewhat embarrassed by some particular comments he heard, and found the East wing vacant. The unlabeled room was apparently upstairs, so Elsword walked up the silent stairwell. He reached an exquisitely decorated door, solid marble with a light blue gem trim lining it. He pushed the door open, and within was a massive room with various antiques and what seemed to be wall-less tea rooms surrounded by light curtains. Elsword walked over to the pedestals holding vases and other sculptures. After all, no one was around to tell him to leave.

"Huh, this still is pretty cool." Elsword forced himself to admit as he looked over the works of art. He picked out the ones he liked. The first was a carving of a dragon, the figure seemed to spring to life when he looked at it. Another was a glass vase with a painting of a beach head circumnavigating it. Elsword suddenly heard the door open, and jumped. In his surprise, he accidentally knocked over one of the vases, and time seemed to slow as it fell. I'm so dead. If not from the school then from my sister. Elsword clenched his eyes as the vase hit the floor, unable to catch it in time as it shattered to pieces. Whoever was entering the room was either blind and deaf or so furious they couldn't speak. Elsword knew they were right behind him, and slowly turned to look at his executioners.

"Who're you?" He heard a girl asked as he turned.

"I'm so sor-" Elsword was struck silent as he saw everyone before him was a girl. One was a short female with bright purple hair tied into two tails. Another was a tall elf, who was quite voluptuous, with emerald green hair tied into one long tail. Next to her was another shorter girl, whose presence shined one of confidence and status. On the other side of the group was a tall girl with dark hair that fell down to her ankles in two long trails. On her side was a very interesting lady who had a black claw for an arm, no doubt a terrible accident befell her some time ago and she received surgery. Then, Elsword's eyes grew wide at the final girl, "Your majesty!" Elsword sunk to his knees as he recognized the princess of Hamel herself. The violet haired girl twitched.

"Answer my question." She said.

"E-Elsword Sieghart." Elsword said, still on his knees. The princess sighed.

"Please, get up." She motioned for him to rise, and he did so. The short girl walked up to him. She looked at the broken vase, then back to him.

"That was expensive y'know." She said wickedly. Elsword scrambled for a solution.

"I can pay it back, how much?"

"Ten million ED." Elsword froze. Ten million?! I'll never be able to pay this off! I'm screwed! The other shorter girl walked up to the violet girl.

"I don't think Elsword has the money." She said, then whispered in her friend's ear. They smiled.

"Tell you what!" Elsword jumped slightly as the violet girl addressed him, "We'll let you go, if you join our club."

"What's the club?" Elsword asked purely out of curiosity as he was going to join.

"We're the brand new freshman club." The tall elf stated, and the princess nodded before she delivered the hammer of justice unknowingly.

"The El Academy Hostess Club." Elsword felt faint as the words hit him. Hostess Club?! What?!

"I...Um...Wha..." Elsword stammered, making the girls, minus the girl with the claw, giggle.

"You're quite cute when you're flustered; I think our reception will like you. I'm Aisha, I got this club together." Aisha pointed to the others, "Come on, introduce yourselves."

"Eve, pleasure to meet you." The girl next to her curtsied.

"Rena." The elf said.

"Ara, and this is-"

"Raven." The claw-bearer said quietly.

"I assume you know me already, but I'm Chung Seiker. No need to treat me like royalty, I'm still in school after all."

"And another thing." Aisha looked Elsword up and down, "Why are you wearing a guy's uniform? Are you a cross dresser?"

"What?! N-No!"

"Then let's get you changed, the club opens today." Aisha and Rena dragged Elsword off as he protested. The other followed, quite amused. They dragged Elsword into the dressing room, countless dresses lining the walls and hanging from racks. Aisha walked off to get something for Elsword, and to get her own dress, as Rena started to force Elsword's clothes off.

"Stop!" Elsword protested, keeping his arms locked to stop Rena from taking off his shirt.

"Come on, we're all girls he-" Rena suddenly paused as she managed to pull down Elsword's pants, perfectly level with something she did not expect. Elsword blushed madly, as did Rena, "Um..."

"Er..." Elsword was frozen, not able to pull his pants up without further complicating the situation as Rena was also frozen solid.

"Ah...Ah..." Elsword braced himself for the storm, "Ahhhhh!" As Rena jumped back, Elsword pulled up his pants before curling into a ball on the floor and sulking. Aisha ran back.

"What happened?!" Aisha cocked her head in confusion as both Rena and Elsword were on the floor in tightly curled balls, both rocking back and forth on the floor.

"Everything alright?!" Ara called, everyone else still outside. Aisha stammered.

"I...don't know!" She replied before stepping over Elsword and to Rena, "Rena, what happened?"

"Elsword...is...uy..." Rena breathed.

"Huh?" Rena leaned forward to Aisha's ear.

"Elsword's a guy." Aisha was now the one to be frozen still; she slowly looked over to Elsword.

"Why didn't you tell us you were a dude?!" She yelled, both she and Elsword hearing the others gasp outside.

"You didn't give me time to talk!"

"How would we have even guess?! You look like a chick, sound like a chick!"

"Why else do you think I was so nervous about having to join a Hostess Club!?" Elsword snapped back.

"Touché, but still!" Aisha threw a dress at Elsword's face, "You still gotta act like what you seem!" The other girls came in then, struck with disbelief.

"Come on Aisha, stop kidding around." Chung said, then gaped once Aisha pointed at Rena, who was still rocking back and forth on the floor.

"I didn't see it...I didn't see it...It wasn't in my face...It wasn't in my face..." Rena mumbled as she rocked back and forth. Raven picked Rena up, still mumbling and curled up, and walked off with her to another part of the dressing room. Ara laughed.

"This should be an interesting time!" She said cheerily. Elsword groaned, and knew he had to put on a dress, and act like a woman for a bunch of men, and possibly women. On the first day of school nonetheless! This school...sucks. Elsword walked off to change in private, and hoped he would have to ask for help with this. Outside his dressing chamber, he could hear the girls chatting and giggling, Rena seeming to have quickly recovered, and the sounds of people coming up the stairway to the door. Elsword knew he wasn't going to like this school, but no on this level, not in a million years had he seen this coming.