A/N: A Naruto fic that involves him doing absolutely nothing with Shikamaru and Chouji.
Read and be amazed as the hyperactive boy does...nothing.
One Sunday afternoon in the Leaf Village, Sakura went to see what Naruto was up to since he usually does something to get himself in trouble everyday.
When she went to knock on his door, it was already open as she walked in and saw him lying on the ground in his underwear with a tired look on his face.
"Naruto?" Sakura said.
"Oh, hey, Sakura. What's up?" Naruto yawned.
"I was gonna ask you the same question. Why are you lying on the ground like that?"
"No reason."
Their was a long awkward silence after that as Sakura asked, "...Well, uh, don't you wanna do something on this Sunday afternoon?"
"Nah. I'm gonna do absolutely..." Naruto stretches and burps before continuing, "...Nothing."
Sakura couldn't believe what he said. "Wait...Nothing?"
"...Nothing."
Sakura still couldn't believe what she's being said to her seeing the whisker-faced boy scratch his stomach. She thought he was just playing with her to make her think that Natuto's going to just stay at home with no pants on.
"Heh. Yeah, right, Naruto. Nice try," Sakura snickered.
"What are you talking about?" Naruto wondered.
"You know what I'm talking about. Trying to make me think you're doing nothing while in your mind, you're thinking of something evil and conniving," Sakura told him as he continued to lay on the ground with a bag of chips, a pack of empty ramen cups, and a pack of soda cans.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Sakura. Im just lying around in my underwear like I do everyday."
"Hey, Naruto!" Sakura turns around and sees Shikamaru and Chouji behind her with a few bags of chips, and two packs of root beer.
"What are you guys doing here?" She wondered.
"Hey! Shikamaru! Chouji! You're here!" Naruto smiled.
"For what?" Chouji and Shikamaru pushed Sakura out the way as they both found a spot on the living room floor and laid there. "So, that's it? You guys are gonna just lay around all day?"
"Yep," Naruto said as Chouji opened a bag of chips and started eating them.
"All day" He muffled still eating his chops.
"I don't by it. I understand Shikamaru, but why you and Chouji. I mean, shouldn't he be working instead of lying on his fatass?" Sakura said as Chouji, surprisingly, didn't do or say anything.
All suprisingly did was eat his chips as Sakura huffed and walked away hearing Naruto say, "Could you close the door, please?" But she never did and continued to walk off.
