11:57 AM 6/22/05(Midwest TIme) Start of "Esper Rap" A parody of the (in)famous (and awful, but funny) "DK Rap"
Author Notes & Disclamer: I don't own the Final Fantasy series and I'll never will. Final Fantasy 6, it's characters, and the Final Fantasy series is owned by Hironbu Sakaguchi and Sqaure Enix. I don't own Super Smash Bros. Melee, The DK Rap, or Donkey Kong 64. Donkey Kong is owned by Shigeru Miyamoto and Nintendo. Super Smash Bros. Melee is owned by HAL. I have no conetions to any of the people or conpanies. I'm only 16, so if any lawyers tries to sue me, you aint gettin any money. This fic is rated T for mild laguage and sexual context.
Terra: H-h-here we go...
So they're finally here, performin' for you
Since you don't know the words you can't join at all
Put your hands together, if you make you look like a fool
As we take you through this Esper rap
HUH!
Ter-ra... Terra Branford!...
I'm not the leader of the Returners, fanboys masturbate to hentai fanart of me
I went to Kefka to kick his ass
My Epser form can go crazy on bosses
If I cast Ultima, it's gonna hurt
I'm sexier, faster and stronger, too
I'm the first member of the FF6 Crew
HUH!
Ter-ra... Terra Branford...
Ter-ra... Terra Branford... is here!
Celes: This genreal got style so listen up nerds
I can use Runic to absore magic
I'm a general, not some opera floozy
I can cast Ice and freeze any foes
If you choose me, you won't choose wrong
With a Runic Blade and magic I'm one cool general
HUH!
Cel-es... Celes Chere...
Relm :I have no offense, I have no defense
This painter can't even take a hit
I can paint, when I need to
And put on a Moogle Suit just for you
Can draw a picture and bring it to life
This stupid little girl just draw her tune
HUH!
Relm... Relm Arrowny...
Relm... Relm Arrowny is here!
Edgar: I'm back again and about time too
And this king is in the mood
I once used my drill to put a hole in my castle's maid shower
With my Chainsaw out, he's one cool king
I'll make you smile when I play my tune
But Kefka beware, 'cause I'm after you
HUH!
Ed-gar... Edgar Figaro
Ed-gar... Edgar Figaro
Sabin: Finally, I'm here for you
I'm the last member of the Figaro Crew
This prince so strong it isn't funny
Can make Vargas cry out for his mummy
I can use a Blitz with relative ease
Make beating bosses seem such a breeze
I may seem stupid, I can't get a girl
But this prince one hell of a guy
HUH!
Terra: Come on Mog! Take it to the fridge!
Mog: Kupo, Kupo, KUPO!
Kupo, Kupo, Kupo, and Kupo
Kupo, Kupo, KUPO!
Kupo, Kupo, Kupo, KUPO! OH YEAH!
Author Notes: Well...that's the of the song. Please review. I dont care if its praise, cause any good reviews make me feel good about myself writing song parodies and write more. I dont care if it's flames cause I like to laugh at myself when I suck and fail at something. So bring any reviews. Also, I amthinking of doing parody of Cassidy's "I'm A Huslter" with Terra, calling it "I'm A Esper". Well thank you for reading and please review.