The new house

By: Kioko the pirate

Chapter 1: A problem and a solution.

It has been three month's since Oki, Kina and Ashley had been born. They were about 1/3rd the size of their parent's and already could walk on their hind legs. Their strength was also building up; they could easily lift twice their body weight. This is impressive for any small child. But like any young child they were always getting into trouble. The house had already undergone a massive baby proofing after Oki had almost stuck his tongue in an electrical outlet. But the house was about to under go an even bigger change.

It was early afternoon and the weather was rather nice. Stitch and Angel sat on the couch feeding the children. Angel was holding Kina and Stitch was holding Ashley and Oki. The children had smiles on their face as they happily sucked away at their bottles.

Pleakly and Jumba were watching a fashion show and Nani was typing at the computer in the corner. (Sometimes it's there sometimes it's not) They all looked up as Lilo came walking into the room. She had dark circles under her eyes and she shuffled her feet when she walked.

"Well it's about time you got up." Said Nani in a scornful manner.

Lilo looked over at her sister with a very unhappy look. "Well sorry I didn't get up sooner but I needed some sleep." Said Lilo almost sarcastically "I hardly got any last night."

"Why did not so little girl not get any sleep?" asked Jumba as he looked over at Lilo.

"Why! Because of them that's why!" yelled Lilo as she pointed at the children. "Don't get me wrong Stitch, I love having Angel back and I'm glad that you two have started your own Ohana but they are driving me bananas!"

Lilo flopped onto the window seat and covered her eyes with her hands. "Every night it's the same thing. Those three starts crying, then they stop and then later they start again. Then when their not crying I have to listen to Stitch snoring." Moaned Lilo.

Angel begins to giggle. "I know what you mean Lilo. Stitch's snoring can get pretty bad."

"Huh! You're not much better!" growled Lilo

Angel blushed and her brow began to twitch. "What do you mean by that!" yells Angel.

"I mean you snore through your freaking nose. It sound's like you've got a gallon of pudding up your there!"

Lilo and Angel stare at each other angrily. "You two need to stop right now!" yells Nani. Both Lilo and Angel stop and look at Nani. "Lilo, these are the kind of things that happen when you share a room. As for the crying, that too is something that comes with young children."

Lilo gave a long sigh as she stood up and leaned against the wall. "I know but it's just getting too crowded up there."

"I' am agreeing with younger girl. I designed that room for her and 6-2-6 for to sleep in. Not for entire family of experiment's to sleep in."

"Also having only one bathroom is becoming quite a hassle. Angel spends more time in there then I do." Said Nani as she gave Angel an accusing look.

Angel just smiled a big tooth grin. "That kitchen is getting rather cramped to." Said Pleakly. "That stove cannot cook for 9 people very easily."

"So this house is getting to small for our growing ohana. What are we going to do about it?" asked Nani as she went back to typing.

Everyone started to think about what they could do. Lilo sat back down and put her finger on her chin in a thoughtful pose. After a few minutes of thinking Jumba finally stood up.

"Am having brilliant idea, as always!" yelled Jumba.

There was a moment of silence as Jumba stood there with his hands on his hips and his chin raised proudly. "Well what is it?" asked Lilo.

"What if we were to be remodeling house, so that younger girl and every one else can be living in comfort."

"That's a great idea Jumba!" yells Lilo as her eyes grew large.

"Yeah except for the fact that we don't have the money right now to pay for remodeling." Said Nani.

"What do you mean we don't have the money?" asked Lilo.

"We just don't have the money to pay the builder's. We would barley have enough to pay for the material's."

Lilo began to giggle. "Nani we don't have to worry about builders. We have our own builder's, Stitch, Jumba and Kioko could be our builder's. After all we didn't use builders the last time we rebuilt the house."

Nani pursed her lips. "That's true, we could use the guy's as our builders. Then we would only have to worry about the supplies."

"Wait just a minute here, why do the guy's have to do all the work? What are you girl's going to do, just sit back and watch us work?" yelled Stitch as he looked at Angel, Lilo and Nani.

"That's exactly what we're going to do." Said Angle with a sly smile on her face.

Stitch looked at her with a surprised look on his face. "What!"

"It's the men's job to do all the physical labor while the women watch and talk to each other."

"Now Angel we are not going to let them do all the work. We will be the one's coming up with the interior design and I guess we could get them drink's while their working." said Lilo with a fiendish smirk on her face.

Stitch stared at her and shook his head. "You two are just plain evil you know that?"

Lilo and Angel looked at each other and just started to laugh hysterically.

Angel managed to stop laughing rather quickly. "Come on Stitch it's time for the kid's nap." Said Angel as she got up and put the now empty bottle down on the table.

"Right, but I should make you carry all of them for that comment." Growled Stitch as he got up as well.

Angel just chuckled and began to walk towards the elevator. Stitch followed close behind and the two of them ascended the elevator shaft.

"Well I' am going to go start with the planning for our new home." Said Jumba as he got up and headed for his room.

"Oh! I have to go start looking for new curtain's." said Pleakly as he turned off the T.V. and followed Jumba.

Nani and Lilo look at each other. "Well are you going to call Kioko and tell him he's been recruited for this task?" asks Nani with a raised eyebrow.

"Yeah I guess so. Are you going to call David?"

"I would but he's in San Francisco at that surfing tournament."

"And you didn't go with him!"

"Oh yeah like I'm going to leave you guy's alone for a week."

"Hey we are not that bad anymore. We can't be with Angel around; she's like an experiment version of you. Except nicer." Said Lilo jokingly

"What ever Lilo." Said Nani as she walked away.

"What do you mean 'What ever'? Nani... Nani answer me."

"Just call Kioko, and then help me get ready for lunch." Yelled Nani from the kitchen.

Lilo just smiled and walked towards the kitchen, mumbling under her breath. Lilo called Kioko and he said that he would do it; Jumba had gotten to work right away on the blue prints for the new house. They would start building the next day.

Well that's the end of the first chapter. The funny will be in the next chapter. I'm thinking of starting a second series of story's that will have a lot more action in it. Do you think I should do it or not? Anyway next chapter will be up as soon as possible. Later.