Disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck.
Rated T for Karkitty's wonderful vocabulary.
YOU ARE KARKAT VANTAS.
You were sitting in the stupid human's room, wordlessly telling him to get his Strider ass off of that computer and next to you. What? You really wanted cuddles.
"Not right now, Vant-ass," was all the little shit says.
You scrunch up your grey nose, glaring at him with your red eyes. "Why do I fucking have to?" you whine.
He turns around in his swivel chair thingie towards you. "Because I said so."
You snarl almost instantly. "Who in the name of Gog made you the fucking king?" you demand.
He laughs. "I did."
You stand up, glaring at the human who has refused to cuddle with you.
"What do you want, Karkitty?" you hear the human purr. You scrunch up your nose once more, blushing slightly.
You don't say anything, plopping down in his lap with slight difficulty. He strokes your hair, and you instantly melt.
"Where's my purrs?" the human demands in a soft voice.
You glare at him, but then he itches a spot where you know he fucking knows that's your weak spot.
Letting out purrs, partly on instinct, but partly for him, you arch your back slightly. He presses you closer to his body, kissing your jawline gently.
"Dave fucking Strider," you murmur, "h-horns."
The human tilts his head. "What was that, Karkitty?"
"Horns!" you demand, cuddling into the crook of his neck.
He chuckles, stroking your horns gently. You purr louder, arching your back.
"Hmn. Looks like someone is liking this?" Strider says, pausing as he smiles.
You can't help but to stare at his attractive face, and instantly scowl. You don't say anything, plucking the shades from his face off and tossing it over your shoulder.
Good. Now you can see his eyes. He's hesitating, looking into your's. Before you both know it, you're kissing.
And you don't ever want it to stop.