Justice League vs. the IRS
I don't own any JLA characters getting scared silly by the Internal Revenue Service or any of the sort. I hope you get a lot of spook-tacular laughs
Chapter 1
"ugh, I hate Halloween. Crappy store bought costumes, lousy decorations, whiny trick or treaters, all kinds of crap. It makes me wanna puke!" Batman grumbled crankily as he set up the jack o lantern streamers in the living room for the annual Halloween party
"oh come on Batsy, lighten up. It's the one time of the year where we get candy, scary movies and all kinds of goodies" Robin replied, Batman snarling at the nerdy Boy Wonder, Robin quickly shutting up and retreating to the den
"ah Halloween, the time of year I serve my famed Cajun pumpkin baguettes, my spiced donuts, my Cajun chili soup, my Cajun chili sandwiches…" Killer Croc listed endlessly, Huntress salivating excitedly while Black Mask retched in disgust
"god I hate October food" Black Mask thought to himself, his face turning green as he watched Croc serving the others his famous chicken pot pie soup
"want some, mon ami?" Croc asked pleasantly.
"oh BOY, you bet I do" Firefly said loudly, dumping the soup into his jetpack for fire fuel instead and making a loud reverberating fwoom as he flew off in the night, cackling maniacally
"…you just HAD to make flame-broiled soup, didn't' cha?" Nightwing snarked
"ah, I love this time of year. Leaves falling, cool, crisp air, and the magic of the coming winter" Hippolyta sighed in delight, sipping her pumpkin spice coffee when all of a sudden the doorbell rang
"if this is Joker or anyone who's voting for Trump or Clinton, they're gonna get gutted like the guys from Johnny Carpenter's The Fog" Black Mask grumbled grouchily, opening the door only to scream in horror and make a fast dash to the kitchen, everyone observing
"…what was THAT all about?" Hippolyta wondered
"uh, I think I know. We're getting visited by the Internal Revenue Service" Nightwing replied, all the Leaguers' faces turning white with fear
"Mrs. Prince, we are the IRS and we've come for your annual auditing. According to our records, you are approximately 282 days past your auditing. So therefore we will commence your audit this very night, the 31st of October until the 8th of November" the head IRS agent spoke nasally, the Leaguers' irises shrinking with pure panic
"uh… do you want some Halloween pumpkin cookies?" Nightwing asked, the agents snatching the platter and tossing away the cookies into the garbage
"Halloween cookies 5 days past due date. that's approximately $25 charged" the IRS head's assistant noted
"HEY! I SPENT ALL MONTH MAKING THAT!" Zatanna hollered, shaking her fist angrily out the window in her night-cream
"I remember doin the TIIIMMMEEE WAAARRRRPPP, DRIIINKIN THOSE MOMENTS WHEEENNNN…" Kara sang loudly off-key, staggering into the room dressed in spandex and her old zebra zoot suit, before noticing the looks everyone was giving her
"…what?" Kara asked before seeing who was at the door
"oh hello Mr. IRS Guy! What can I help you with?" Kara asked politely, everyone except Hippolyta, Alex, Huntress and the only friendly ones facepalming in disgust