15 things t do at walmart
#1 switch a persons bag with someone elses bag
mai walk through the the walmart and found itachi and konan she switched their bags "what the hell U by Kotex" itachi said "you bastard"konan yell hitting itachi Mai snickers and konan realise it was mai "MAI!'' yells konan and itachi
#2 put condoms in peoples cart when their not looking
Aoi put condoms in sasori's cart sasuke's cart and iruka's cart then she hid to see the reactions "WHAT THE FUCK"sasori yelled "I don't think i need condoms" says iruka sasuke yelled "AOI!" the other soon realised she put them there and yelled at her
#3 steal something out of somene's cart an claim it's yours
"This is mine" akira said as she stole tobi's candy "NO IT"S TOBI's "tobi screamed "ITACHI SAVVE MEEEE!" Mai yelled lets just say tobi sufferd s brain damage
#4 grab someone's leg and say you have chicken legs
"Bro you have chicken legs"
"KITSUNE"
"your as red as your hair now take a chill pill"
#5 TP as much of the store as you can
"Where's the fucking toilet paper"hiden yells
"Dude it's all over the store" sasori sasys
"KIKOMI"Hiden screams
#6 dress up in a ternch coat and act like a secret agent
Aiju's combat boots thuded againest the ground she sat at the table across from itachi and said "The bird is in the nest" she handed him a cap gun and said "Ue it wisely and remember aim for the head"
#7 put different size undergarments in peoples carts
"I DON'T WEAR PANTIES KIKO YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS" Deidara yelled
#8 dressup as batman and say to the batmobile
Aoi was wearing her batwomen costume dragging a very reluctent Gaara "Aoi what the fuck are you doing" gaara drawls out
"Who is this aoi you speak of i'm batwoman no lets go to the bat mobile robin duty awaits" She yells
#9 grab a can of whipped cream and spray it on a bald guys head
Akira could find a bald guy so she shaved deidara's head while he slept and when he woke up he was NOT happy
#10 Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman
"Put down the makeup Mai Just put it down.
"Aw damn, you again? I can never have any fun with you Pein-sama."
"Damn straight."
"The fuck?"
#11Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
"NOOOO! No more fucking singing!"
"AHH! Hidan, what are you doing! NOO! Don't tackle meeee!"
"Then shut the fuck uuuppp!
"Weeee! Oh, hey there floor, make me a sandwich."
"Oh Jashin, I broke her.
"Look Hidan-kun! I'm a goldfish! Glub glub glub haha. Hey, where are you going? Don't leave mee! I still don't have a sandwich yet! What is this? Look, a penny! I'm rich! Yes!"
#12 Go up to some old geezer and say "Grandpa! You're ALIVE! It's a MIRACLE!"
"GRANDPA!" She exclaimed, running up to him and hugging him around the middle. "You're alive! It's a miracle!"
"I'm not that old." Kakashi told his ex-student. She let him go and stepped away.
"Then why is your hair grey. Huh? HUH?" She screeched.
"For the last time, Mai It's natural!"
#13 Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
Chouji was in chips aisle. He was trying to decide which flavor he was more in the mood for, Barbecue or Sour Cream and Onion. He turned around towards his cart when he heard a noise coming from within the basket. His eyes widened in pure joy. Next to his package of chocolate chip cookies were twenty four bags of gummy bears. He looked around and saw a girl with red hair dart out of the aisle.
"THANK YOU MYSTERIOUS CANDY FAIRY!" He yelled after her.
#14 throw skittles at random people and say taste the rainbow
Aoi threw skittles at Mai and she threw some back thus started a candy war
#15 Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
Anju crouched down and ninja rolled until she was behind an empty check out stand. She stood up and fist pumped. "Yeah!" Then she looked around, trying to figure out how to work the thing. She saw a little switch and flipped it on. The light for check out aisle seven lit up.
A minute later, a very handsome brown haired man came to check out. Anju smiled happily at him and took his items and looked them over before trying to scan them on the scanner. "How are you today?" Anju asked finally getting the package of light bulbs scanned and into a bag. The man smiled flirtatiously.
"Very well, thank you." He replied, leaning over to look her in the eyes. "Did you find everything you were looking for?" Anju asked smiling back. She scanned the candy bar and put it in the bag with the light bulbs.
"I have no-"
"Anju". Said girl froze and winced. She turned around painstakingly slow and looked up at the orange haired man with piercings.
"Pein-niisan." She said, looking down at her feet.
"What have I told you about talking to strangers?" Pein said, scowling at his "little sister".
"To not to." Anju frowned.
"Good. Now let's go find the others." He said, taking Anju's hand and leading her away.