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Jay's Last Surgery
One day, Jay was skipping merrily down the street. Then, he was
hit by a rabid truck. It was shocking! They rushed him to the hospital.
At the hospital, Mello and Matt popped out from under the bed.
"Surprise!" "Isn't it spelled with a 'z'?" "No, you idiot." Disappointed, they started to perform surgery.
First, they pulled out a big knife that both of them had to carry because it was sooo big. And then they threw it out the window and the glass broke.
Jay was thrown out the window, too, and barely missed being impaled by the now-on-its-side knife. "That was close!" Jay, who now had quite a few broken bones and a literally bleeding heart because of the betrayle of his bffs said sadly with releif. Then he was hit by a stray thown-out-the-window-after-Jay TV. It was his last surgery. Jay was dead, flattened by Jealousy and Hopeless Love.
Jealousy was the name of the TV.
Hopeless Love was the name of Jay's empty abyss-like Broken Heart. Broken Heart was the name of his physical heart.
He was dead.
The End