The Anime Spoof!!! ^_^
Chapter 1- Tenchi's Balls
***It is I the omniscient, omnipotent narrator, the one who knows all and creates all. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I'm known as Okami Ryu, but you already figured that out didn't you, didn't you *high pitched childish voice*. Anyway this is my story, which means that it doesn't necessarily follow any of the animes plots, nor do I own any of the characters except myself who might pop in from time to time. I'm just having fun with the characters and taking *some* of the anime's plots into context, not all because this is MY STORY GET IT! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! *Note to self: gottta stop having homicidal tendencies followed by maniacal laughter* ***
It was late at night when Ryoko decided to take a walk out into the cool summer air. On her walk she happens to fall upon Tenchi who is apparently sleepwalking, even though Ryoko doesn't notice, after having taken some type of drug that Washu gave him, purely for scientific research of course :)
-Ryoko: Ohhh Tenchi what are you doing up so late!
-Tenchi: *snore... grumble snort* *some strange zombie like sounds*
-Ryoko: Tenchi??? I'm coming to save you from your terrible nightmares!
So Ryoko runs up to Tenchi and gropes him until she realizes he's not conscious due to his lack of reaction. In the midst of all this groping she notices his balls. NOT THOSE YOU SICKOS!!! The ones on his sword. She decides NOT to wake him up and run off with his balls. (Stop thinking such dirty thoughts you guys are soo sick!!!)
-Ryoko: Heh, finally their mine, all mine!!! *pant pant* Gotta stop running... I should exercise more... meh who cares I now have the ultimate power. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Then Ryoko feels a big *thunk* and turns around. Behind her she sees... Ohh the suspense is killing you isn't it heh heh heh... And she sees... What if i keep you waiting ehh, what will you do huh, What if i never finish this sentence, what can you do about it... And she sees... Shinji piloting his big f***ing Eva.
-Ryoko: Uh oh *tiny mouse-like voice*
-Shinji: You'll be giving that man his balls back now!!! (Stop it you sickos, I know what your thinking and it's not right) And don't forget to say sorry!
-Ryoko: I didn't steel 'em I swear, I was just temporarily borrowing his balls (freaks) that's all. No need to tell me off in that mild and compassionate voice.
So Ryoko had to give Tenchi his balls (sickos) back, and once Shinji was satisfied with her apoplogy, since he is the expert on that you know, he took off to find Asuka's sanity. Ryoko went back to bed having Tenchi *ahem* accidentally fall on top of her. Tenchi was none the wiser.
***That's all for now but be back soon for the next chapter entitled Asuka's sanity, unless of course i loose my sanity before then and decide to change it. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!***
Chapter 1- Tenchi's Balls
***It is I the omniscient, omnipotent narrator, the one who knows all and creates all. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I'm known as Okami Ryu, but you already figured that out didn't you, didn't you *high pitched childish voice*. Anyway this is my story, which means that it doesn't necessarily follow any of the animes plots, nor do I own any of the characters except myself who might pop in from time to time. I'm just having fun with the characters and taking *some* of the anime's plots into context, not all because this is MY STORY GET IT! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! *Note to self: gottta stop having homicidal tendencies followed by maniacal laughter* ***
It was late at night when Ryoko decided to take a walk out into the cool summer air. On her walk she happens to fall upon Tenchi who is apparently sleepwalking, even though Ryoko doesn't notice, after having taken some type of drug that Washu gave him, purely for scientific research of course :)
-Ryoko: Ohhh Tenchi what are you doing up so late!
-Tenchi: *snore... grumble snort* *some strange zombie like sounds*
-Ryoko: Tenchi??? I'm coming to save you from your terrible nightmares!
So Ryoko runs up to Tenchi and gropes him until she realizes he's not conscious due to his lack of reaction. In the midst of all this groping she notices his balls. NOT THOSE YOU SICKOS!!! The ones on his sword. She decides NOT to wake him up and run off with his balls. (Stop thinking such dirty thoughts you guys are soo sick!!!)
-Ryoko: Heh, finally their mine, all mine!!! *pant pant* Gotta stop running... I should exercise more... meh who cares I now have the ultimate power. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Then Ryoko feels a big *thunk* and turns around. Behind her she sees... Ohh the suspense is killing you isn't it heh heh heh... And she sees... What if i keep you waiting ehh, what will you do huh, What if i never finish this sentence, what can you do about it... And she sees... Shinji piloting his big f***ing Eva.
-Ryoko: Uh oh *tiny mouse-like voice*
-Shinji: You'll be giving that man his balls back now!!! (Stop it you sickos, I know what your thinking and it's not right) And don't forget to say sorry!
-Ryoko: I didn't steel 'em I swear, I was just temporarily borrowing his balls (freaks) that's all. No need to tell me off in that mild and compassionate voice.
So Ryoko had to give Tenchi his balls (sickos) back, and once Shinji was satisfied with her apoplogy, since he is the expert on that you know, he took off to find Asuka's sanity. Ryoko went back to bed having Tenchi *ahem* accidentally fall on top of her. Tenchi was none the wiser.
***That's all for now but be back soon for the next chapter entitled Asuka's sanity, unless of course i loose my sanity before then and decide to change it. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!***