"All right, boys!" Eddy grinned. "Our work here is done. Now all we have to do is wait for someone to come here and give us cash to buy jawbreakers." The scam this time? Ed's Movie Blockbusters. The idea? Kids from the cul-de-sac would watch movies and give the Eds $0.25 per admission.
"Oh, Eddy." Edd, A.K.A Double D, said. "You don't think someone will come here and pay a quarter to watch a movie. Remember that no one paid for your ridiculous scam, "Gerbil for a Day" "Yeah, yeah," Eddy replied. "I remember. Sure. Whatever. But this is our greatest scam ever, Double D!"
"What about your other scams? You called them great."
"Yeah…about that."
"What about the time we went Christmas caroling, even though it was still July, and collected enough money to buy jawbreakers, but Ed gave them away?"
"Oh, yeah? What about the time we found out what was under your hat? Let's remove your hat so the whole cul-de-sac can see it?"
Double D gasped. "Don't you dare! Remove my hat again and I will stay in my house forever!" "OK, then. If you won't remove your hat, then I'll tell." Eddy slyly said.
"You wouldn't!"
"Try me."
Just about when Eddy was about to remove Double D's hat, they heard Ed say, "Gravy!" Eddy and Edd turned around and saw Ed making an Eiffel Tower out of videos. "Ed!" Eddy cried. "Put those back in their original order immediately!" Double D shouted. "Huh?" Ed turned around confused. Just then, the tower of videos began to collapse. "NOOOOOOO!" Double D and Eddy screamed.
But before they could finish, the avalanche of videos became a pile and buried the both of them. Eddy popped his head out of the mess of videos. Ed chuckled. Eddy sneered at him. "C'mon, Ed. Let's find Double D."
"Present." Double D said weakly. "I had to find my hat." "What are you dorks doing?" a voice said. It was Kevin. "Well, we- He- Would you pay a quarter to watch a movie?" Eddy stammered. "With this mess?" Kevin chuckled. "Ha-ha! Nobody would fall for it." He got on his motorbike saying, "Dorks!" He laughed as he rode away.