Perfect
Inside South Park High's gymnasium, while everyone else was exercising and being active, two teen boys sat in silence on the side lines, watching everyone else play. The two were non-other than Damien Thorn, the anti-Christ, and the death-prone boy, Kenny McCormick. The reason Kenny was out was because he was suffering from a broken leg and was unable to play in gym for a while. As for Damien, he has been banned from playing in gym because of his short temperer and sadistic nature.
For the past twenty minutes, Damien had been watching his secret lover, Pip, doing hand stands and cart wheels across the gym floor. He loved how flexible the blond was. It gave him dirty thoughs and naughty daydreams.
Right in the middle of one of his sexual daydreams, Kenny spoke up. "Pretty perfect, huh?"
"Hm?" Damien turned his head towards the parka clad teen. Kenny grinned, as his hood was down, and pointed in Pip's direction. "He's pretty perfect, ain't he?"
Damien's red eyes widened as Kenny continued what he was trying to say."Adorable, sweet, and flexible? That's pretty awesome in my book." The blond teen folded his arms in front of his chest."I wonder whats going on under those cute, british, clothes of his."
Anger flashed over Damien's blushing pink face. How dare this bastard talk about ihis/i Pip like that! Like he's one of the sluts he fucks then dumps.
"He must be a lousy fuck ,though. I think he's still a virgin." Kenny sighed and leaned back against the wall behind them. Again, the blond teen grinned."But I wouldn't mind teaching him some stuff, if you know what I mean." He elbowed Damien, winking at him."I think I might ask him out this Friday."
"You're his friend, right? Think you can put in a good word for me?" He asked the dark haired teen, fully unaware of how pissed he was.
Damien tried his best to keep his temper down. Slowly, he mustered up a fake smile.
"Yeah, he's cute and all..." He stared, looked straight into Kenny's blue eyes."Too bad his boyfriend is a blood thirsty, fire breathing psychopath!"
"Huh?" Was all Kenny could say before he was engulfed in flame while the anti-Christ laughed maniacally at him.