Yeah, I'm here, I know I ended the last story like a couple of days ago, but hey, I wanted to start on the new story as soon as possible! :P DAMMIT KIGAKARI! Let the other people have a shot at the milestones that people care about! LOLZ I mean, you stole the 100th review, which I thought was hilarious, and then you take the 110th review! I laughed out loud, I'm not saying that you should stop; I'm just saying you have some mad luck, or you are just completely planning this out! Make sure to answer to that!

Punkangel, patience, all will be known in due time.

Full summary: Flacie, daughter of a psychopathic killer, a war veteran and a shyish tomboy. She has the most perfect life, but when it gets to her head, what will happen to her? Will she miss out on a once in a lifetime chance at true love? Will she lose a good life? And what of her father? What might he be losing?

P.S. SO FUN! :D (I'm not a gay hater okay?)

Chapter 1: Mornings suck

Flacie's P.O.V.

I stared at my reflection, my boyishly short green hair was combed perfectly, but just one little problem.

Those god damn FLAKES.

I threw the brush on the floor, "I am eighteen, and these flakes are still here!" I growled, suddenly my mom came in, "Flacie, please don't flip in the house, remember last time?" I sighed, "Yes, I broke down a wall, which ended up flipping dad out, and then dad ran out the house and he killed everyone in the nearby farmers market and he came back and tortured uncle Cuddles on the kitchen table."

Mom nodded, "Yes, and then you ran out the door and killed Cub for the twentieth, yes I've been counting, time and splattered his body on the wall which you burst through instead of the door." I laughed nervously, "It wasn't my fault, Flip and Flik set up a mouse trap in my room, the mouse exploded, and I flipped!" Mom rolled her eyes, she began to comb my hair again, "I know, I know," Some of the flakes came out of my hair, but they were replaced with more flakes.

"Ever since my seventh birthday, I have had these flakes!" I huffed, some flakes flurried down, "ARGH!" I screamed in rage.

The door was broken in half by a Spartan kick to reveal my dad with a combat knife in his hand, "I heard a scream, was that Flacie!" I laughed, "I'm fine dad! I was just mad about these flakes again." Dad then put his knife away, "oh, okay." He then fell over when something him over the head, it was another trap from Flip and Flik. I heard Flip say, "sorry dad."

Mom put the brush away and carried dad to the other room, I laughed, my mom is like, a head and a half shorter than dad, but she's able to drag him almost anywhere.

My phone went off on the bathroom counter; it had the name, 'Jaime' on it. I grabbed my phone and flipped it open and said, "hey Jaime." He squealed, that boy was sixteen, and sounded like a fourteen year old girl! "Hi Flacie! Are you still coming to the mall!" I laughed, "Jaime, you don't have to yell into the phone, I can hear you pretty fine."

I heard him laugh, "Yeah, sorry about that. Anyway, I need help; this fashionista needs some help picking an outfit!"

I sighed, "That is tough, because you keep buying new dresses or skirts, or just plain girly outfits." I thought for a second, "Oh I know! Wear that frilly blue skirt and that wavy orange top with it!" I heard him open his dresser over the phone. "Oh my god! That would look so cute! Should I wear the thigh high socks with those black boots!" I giggled, "That would look so adorable on you Jaime!"

He squealed, "Thank you so much Flacie! You are a lifesaver!" He quickly hung up. I was about to close my phone but it went off again, I answered it, "hello?"

It was Cub. "Hey Flacie! Are you going to the mall with me, Loth, Jaime and Gidian? We have room for one more." I laughed, cub was so sweet, he would always invite me or give me his pudding cup, he was such a nice friend. But when I heard Loth would be there, I yelled out, "Oh yes! I would love to go, but Jaime already invited me! OH! I get to see Loth again!" I squealed, I have had this HUGE crush on Loth since like, preschool.

"O-oh, I see, Jaime beat me to it, so uhhh see you there?" I laughed, "Yup, see ya!"

He hung up quickly before I could say anything. I stared at my phone; Oh my god, that guy is such a prick! Hey! Shut up Evil! Cub is really sweet and kind, I bet he just wants to get in your pants! What! NO! Cub is better than that! Oh yeah? Why don't you just marry the guy! No way, I don't like Cub like that. But you would say yes to that if it was Loth. Of course, Loth is so cool! He's a buck-toothed sheep! He has the brain of a squirrel! Don't you talk about Loth like that! All I'm saying is, if we are going to share the same body, at least set your standards higher! It is high! Loth is so awesome, he is artistic, athletic, he- Is annoying, he talks about nothing but fitness, and I think he's brain dead!

I scowled, my mom came in and she saw this, "What's wrong?" I sighed, "Evil is talking about Loth again." Mom sighed, "don't worry, you'll get her under control, your dad took a long time to get his under control, in fact he's still trying to at the moment." I heard dad scream, "Okay, probably a step back, but he's getting close."

I smiled, "I know, OH MY GOD! I have to meet everyone up at the mall soon! AND I'M NOT DRESSED YET!" I ran out the door and sprinted to my room. I shut the door closed and began to get dressed.

I ran past my stuffed bear, I picked him up and said, "What do you think would go good? That shirt or that t-shirt?" The lime green bear said nothing; it was expected because if he could talk, then I would be branded as crazy.

I huffed, some flakes flurried down, I grumbled, "I'll just wear that shirt my dad got me on my sixth birthday, I stretched it so I can still fit me." I dove for my dresser.

Flippy's P.O.V.

Ugh… That's the last time I fight with you in my head Evil. Had enough? For one day yes. I sighed, why am I remembering those things? Images flash through my head, images of my mother and father. Images from when me and Denny were actually… close… I closed my eyes and sighed. "Why now? After all these years?"

I felt a warm hand on my cheek; I opened my eyes to see my youngest, "Hey Fhil." Fhil was eleven; Flaky had gotten pregnant again on Flacie's sixth birthday. Hehe, it was really nice, I see why you chose her. Evil, I did not choose Flaky over every other girl for just that reason! Riiiiiiight…

Fhil cocked his head, "what's wrong dad?" I smiled, "Nothing, go play with Flip and Flik, okay?" Fhil shivered, "Uhhh, can I just go and play outside instead?" I cocked my eyebrows, "Okay, just don't get killed again okay?" Fhil nodded; before he left he turned to me and said, "It's not good to pent up those things dad. You should talk about it with a trusted person." He then ran out the door before I could say anything.

I scratched the back of my head, "Sniffles did say that he might be super intelligent but this is ridiculous." We need to stop having kids. I scowled, Evil, Fhil is in this life because you wanted Flaky! Blah blah. It's not my fault! You know damn well that Flaky is really fertile! I know, I just thought you were joking! We did it like four times, and then we get three kids! Well, one time it was twins, the first time- Let's not go down that road Evil.

I sat up on the couch, I stared through the window to watch Fhil, he was throwing rocks at a bigger rock. I sighed, that boy likes being alone. I heard the door to Flacie's room slam open; I turned to see my daughter in that army camisole I got her on her sixth birthday, the words on it said, 'I'm an army girl.' I chuckled, "You still have that thing?" She nodded, "Yep! I stretched it so it could still fit!" I'm just glad she's wearing a white t-shirt under it. Reminds me of Flaky. I know Evil.

She adjusted her blue jeans and her white and red candy-cane arm socks. I groaned, "Why do you kids like that stuff?" I made a sound of disgust, "I can't believe I said that! I'm getting old!" Flacie ran to me and hugged me, "daaaaad… You're not old; you still look like the same age as when you did when mom had me!"

I groaned, "Then I still look eighteen?" Bull crap. Shut up Evil!

Flacie laughed, "Yes dad, you still look eighteen!" she kissed my cheek then sprinted for the door, I called out quickly, "Get me a smoothie when you're coming home!"

Flacie laughed, "yeah, yeah dad!" she closed the door then, through the window, I saw her run down the street, in the direction of the mall. Suddenly, I saw the twins walk to the door with a large sack with them, I said, "Hold it you crazy duo. What's in the bag?" they turned to me, Flip, the boy, had a smirk on his face, "notice anything different dad?" I cocked my head, they opened the bag, "what's dif- OH MY GOD!" They quickly closed the bag. Flik nodded.

"Oh and I'm wearing your army jacket." Flip said as he ran out the door with Flik close behind. I stared after my psycho children; I so don't know how they came out like that… I do! I scowled, oh yeah, you have an influence on them too. Yes I do! (:P)

Flaky poked her head out of the hallway, she said, "Flippy, you need to get ready for work. I have your suit all nice and ironed." I smiled, "what would I do without you Flaky?"

Flacie's P.O.V.

I parked my dad's jeep in the mall parking lot, some of my flakes had fallen down again and coated the driver's seat, "Jeez! Dad is totally going to know I took the jeep this time!" I remembered the many times Flip and Flik took the jeep; they almost made it turn into a time bomb. But dad quickly dismantled it.

I smiled at the thought of my dad dismantling a jeep that was turned into a time bomb. When I turned to get out of the jeep, I saw the city bus pull up and drop off my little brother and sister. They were carrying a large sack, it moved from time to time, but I was afraid of what they had in there this time.

I shivered at the thought of what happened when they came out of my room one night when I was eight. I laughed, "I killed Cub again that day."

I got out the jeep and made my way to the mall, Jaime was there at the front, his frilly dark blue skirt with its many petticoats barely moved as he shifted his weight on his other leg, his orange top had one sleeve with a filly edge on the sleeve swayed with each movement. His dark green hair was tied in high duo ponytails tied with dark blue ribbons. He looked my way and his blue eyes widened then he ran to me saying loudly, "Flacie! How are you!" He hugged me tightly, I don't mind, because Jaime doesn't actually like girls, he's more into guys. Okay, he's totally into guys.

His cat ears with raccoon designs twitched uncontrollably as he rubbed his face against my own. His poofy raccoon tail swayed like crazy as he kept saying, "Me and Cub were getting worried! WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL!" I sighed, "I only just hang up from you like ten minutes ago!"

Jaime stopped then said, "Oh yeah." Suddenly he dragged me into the mall and dragged me to Cub who was texting on the fountain edge. His orange hair was covering half of his face with darker orange streaks through it. He had on a striped black and white long sleeve shirt under his 'Electric bears' t-shirt. He also had his leather jacket with the sleeves torn off over it all. He saw me then smiled as he his head turned away. He always did that, like ever since we were like five, or six.

He stood up and pried me off of Jaime's killer grip, Jaime said he got that from his mom. I landed with a, 'thud' on the mall floor, right onto Cub's black converse. I pulled myself up with his cut up jeans, which made Cub fall over with a nosebleed. "Jesus Christ, Cub gets nosebleeds more than anyone in this bloody town." Jaime nodded at my comment.

I felt some soft and loving arms wrap around me, a yellow chipmunk boy wearing his trade mark white jeans and green button up shirt and really loud voice greeted me. "HIYAS FLACIE!" I cringed, "Gidian, for the last damn time, STOP YELLING IN MY GOD DAMN EAR!"

Gidian laughed, "Aww, but it's fun!"

I rolled my eyes, "Gidian, if you keep that up, I will go deaf by the time I'm twenty!" He laughed then said in my ear, "here comes Loth." I blushed as I saw the love of my life coming towards me. His light purple wavy hair and his long sheep horns shone, you are the stupidest person in the world to like that douche-bag! EVIL! Loth is sweet and kind! No he isn't, he is a fag! SHUT UP EVIL!

Loth smiled, he is sooo cute! He would look cuter if he was deep fried. EVIL!

Cub finally got back up and said, "well guys, let's make today last, because we have to go back to school tomorrow." I groaned, "I hate school I said as we started to walk down the mall, I walked closer to Loth, Cub, was next to Jaime, who refused to make eye contact with my cousin, Gidian.

Cub laughed, "Be glad this is your last year in school, my dad is forcing me to become a teacher and is going to make me learn more." He laughed dryly.

I rolled my eyes, "all we can do for you Cub, is hope you don't die." He laughed at my joke, "we can't die, remember? Well you should know because you kill me all the time." He smiled, "I said I was sorry about that!" I said as I stomped my foot. He laughed again, "Hey Flacie, can we go and hang at your dad's work? I like the snack bar there."

I brought my phone out, hopefully dad is there by now. I dialed my dad's number and let it ring for awhile, he picked up. "H-Hello?" dad sounded like he was out of breath, "dad? What are you doing?"

He gasped again for air, "Your brother Fhil was hit by a car and I ran all the way to work to get him out of the car engine since somebody took the jeep."

I giggled, "Hey dad, me and my friends want to come over to your work, can we?" HE stayed silent for a bit, then he said, "sure! Why not? The Museum has no one there at the moment so you guys would have it to yourselves."

It was pretty cool to have your dad be the one in charge of the local museum, cause then we could do whatever we want. And plus, dad was really in formative and he made learning fun, which is weird cause usually teens hate learning, but dad makes it cool and funny.

Life is nice.

AND IT IS DONE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ellie says HIIIIIIII all you people are sexii, and we gotta hang sometime ye kno! OH bet you guys are like wut da fuk? But hey I love you C:

So yeah, It took awhile, but it's done, SO ANYWAY, I hope you guys liked it, I had a major backup in my ideas so yeah… But I got it out! :P Also, sorry about my friend Ellie, she was drunk at the moment… 9.9 Sorry about raping your minds with her awesomeness.

Also, no, I don't want to be stereotypical about gays, I just had to make Jaime crazy, and well, I let my imagination go wild. So yeah, I'm not a gay hater, I like gay people, they are cool, so no I'm not being mean about them. And I apologize to all who were offended by this.

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