How To Seduce Heero Yuy - VioletEyed-Demon
Relena's attempt consisted of stalking him, swearing undying love, and a horrible amount of pink. Everywhere. She even went so far as to publicly announce him as her fiance. And she had someone pick the lock on his home and set up some ghastly pink setup and posed in a ugly pink nighty. Least to say, this is not how you seduce the Great Heero Yuy.
Quatre would give you some ungodly romantically fluffy thing, about roses, a carriage ride to some moon lite picnic and a bullshit sob story about eternal love.
Trowa, Trowa would tell you to get some cut fluffy animal and present it to him as gift. Well thats what he did with Quatre anyway and look where they're at, their honeymoon in Hawaii.
Wufei would inform you of the foolishness that surrounds love and the whole ordeal of everlasting love being bull.
But none of those will get you anywhere remotely near Heero and his georgous King sized plush bed. What gets me there is the most complicated seduction plan ever. My plan.
After work we head to the Nicolai's Tavern, have a few beers and some pizza, play a few games, I kick ass on the Dance Dance Revolution set while he watches and then we leave, head to the shooting range and fire off a few thousand rounds. Now during those few thousand rounds its a game of taunt and tease until he's pushed to the point where he's pushing me against the closest wall and is pulling me out of my clothes as fast as he can.
"Duo." The gruff voice pulled me out of my thoughts abruptly. My gaze swiveled to the door to find Heero proped against the doorjam in jeans and a tight tee.
"Hey." I greeted softly, letting my gaze travel down his form and back up it slowly, grinning when I met the blue gaze and arched brow.
"Ready?" He grunted, pushing off the door.
With a splitting grin I glanced at the calander, seeing the little red star above the date. "Course 'Ro, it's Friday, I'm always ready for Friday!" He chimmed excitedly with a grin.
Heero smirked at me and snagged my belt loops as I leaned past him to grab my leather jacket. "All you have to do to get in my bed Duo, is swing your hips the right way." Heero murmured across my ear, making a merry laugh leave me unexpectedly.
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