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My friend and I are happy to annouce that we are doing an AIM conversation. We're crazy. Here is Oh, Those Crazy Cullens by Artichokie and Squirt. (Rebecca and Liliana)
Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter One: Humiliation
List of characters;;
vampcrzy - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampcrzy has signed on
tomanyvoices has signed on
vampcrzy: Hey honey.
tomanyvoices: Hello my love
vampcrzy: What are you doing today?
tomanyvoices: Sitting around, missing you like crazy
Jazzyfest has signed on
Jazzyfest: BELLA! Will you just come visit Edward? I hate the feelings I am getting from him!
vampcrzy: But, I'm doing homework. I miss you too Ed. sigh
tomanyvoices: Why don't I come over and help you with homework, my love?
vampcrzy: Its just English. We have the paper due remember?
Jazzfest: You have to do an English paper! Lol
icdafuture has signed on
icdafuture: Shush, Jazzy. I did too. I did it already. Bella, you get an A. Lets go shopping!
vampcrzy: I don't like shopping. You know that. -.-
tomanyvoices: I never got the point of "lol", I mean the original mean is lots of love. But I see no point in it..
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: WEEEEEE
icdafuture: I think that Edward is going to start ranting about chatspeak now. rolls eyes
vampcrzy: I love you, Edward. Hey big brother! WHEEEEE!
tomanyvoices: You are right Alice, and have you heard the new, "ome!" I feel stalked when I have to walk down the street and hear Jessica Stanley yell "OME!" meaning "Oh My Edward!" I FEEL STALKED!
Mr.Macho: Edard, I think you should roll with the flo my brotha, and HI LITTLE SISTER!
vampcrzy: But I like saying "OME!" pouts
tomanyvoices: Oh well if you would like to say it, Bella, then go ahead. I have no problem with it
Mr.Macho:OME!
Jazzfest:OME!
icdafuture: OME!
tomanyvoices: ONLY BELLA YOU IDIOTS!
icdafuture: This is fun!
vampcrzy: rotfl
tomanyvoices: And there is another one! No offense to you, Bella, but rotfl sounds like a drunk
man speaking pig latin.
icdafuture: That means "rolling on the floor laughing", Edward. Bella, maybe you shouldn't be
rolling on the floor though. You could get hurt.
tomanyvoices: Yes, Bella. I agree with Alice. You could get a splinter or something
Jazzfest: Enough with the worry, Edward!
vampcrzy: Damn!
tomanyvoices: Fine. I am getting off of here to go see my love.
icdafuture: Uh oh! Bella go run your hand under some water.
vampcrzy: The blood is making me woozy. brb.
tomanyvoices: I will be right over my love!
tomanyvoices has signed off
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Where did Edward go in a hurry?
Mr.Macho: To make Bella a vampire.
mamabear: He's going to do it now?
vampcrzy: HE'S COMING TO TURN ME INTO A VAMPIRE NOW?! YAY ME!
Jazzfest: No. Emmett is being a moron.
vampcrzy: pouts Hey Esme. Jasper, you're such a buzzkill.
Jazzfest: Well I didn't want to feel excitment from you. Or anger from Edward. I hate those two
combined
icdafuture: Watch it, Bella. I'll attack you when you're a vampire. Or better yet, I'll kidnap you and
take you shopping!
vampcrzy: sticks tongue out at Jasper Meanie! Ooo! Ed's here!
Jazzfest: Ugh. Seriously Bella, keep the emotions DOWNNN!
Mr.Macho: What is your problem today jazz? You are being a complete...evil plans start to form
in his head Uhm.. I..have to go water some roses!
mamabear: How can you feel her emotions over here?
Mr.Macho has signed off
Jazzfest: I don't know, I think because she has been around here and around us so much I got
accustomed to her feelings
vampcrzy: Is that even possible?
vampcrzy: Um...so...I'm going to go...leave...for...awhile. : leaves to spend time with Edward
vampcrzy has signed off
mamabear: Has anyone seen Rose?
Jazzfest: No, She might be down in the garage. Her and Emmett got in a little spat today and I
think she is doing something to his jeep
mamabear: What were they fighting about? :-/
Jazzfest: Uhm, I think he broke her brush or some cosmetic type thing..
icdafuture: Emmett used her hairbrush and then broke it. She was furious.
Jazzfest: Yeah that is what happend
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: MY JEEP IS PINK AND PURPLE!
icdafuture: Remind me to give Rose a highfive when I see her.
Mr.Macho: NOT FUNNNNNY! I need a hug
mamabear: I think you might have deserved it. You can come here and give me a hug though.
Mr.Macho: And something to annoy Edward..
Mr.Macho: Thank you esme i would love a hug
icdafuture: Why Edward?
Mr.Macho: He is fun to annoy
icdafuture: You know that you have to block your mind. I wonder how Bella and Edward I doing.
giggles
Mr.Macho: What are they doing?
icdafuture: You'll know when one of 'em get on.
Angelface has signed on
Mr.Macho: I don't wanna know! Jasper help me prank Edward!
Mr.Macho: Hey Babe!
Angelface: EMMETT! What did you do with my mirror?
Mr.Macho: Nothing...
Angelface: Wait until I get my hands on you.
Angelface has signed off
Mr.Macho: NOOOOO! SAVE ME!
Mr.Macho: My name is emmett and I like to play with barbie and bratz dolls
icdafuture: Haha. I wish Edward was on to see that one.
tomanyvoices has signed on
tomanyvoices: What did I miss?
icdafuture: Rosalie painted Emmett's jeep and then she made him say, "My name is Emmett and I like to play with Barbie and Bratz dolls."
tomanyvoices: And did anybody get a picture of the jeep?
Angelface signed on
icdafuture: Rose took one before she signed on earlier.
Jazzfest: What about uploading it on myspace?
Angelface: I'm uploading it to facebook right now. XD
Mr.Macho: I have a dirty little secrettt!
Angelface: We all know you like to wear thongs, Emmett Dear.
Mr.Macho: And I am debating on wheter I should tell you guys. And it is your secret rose
Angelface: My secret?
Mr.Macho: Okay. Rose sleeps with a Miss Piggy blankie every night!
mamabear: Stop toturing your wife Emmett!
icdafuture: She also sleeps with a big teddy bear.
Mr.macho: Then she shouldn't have painted my jeep pink and purple. And I am that teddy bear
Alice!
icdafuture: That means you sleep with a Miss Piggy blankie every night too!
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: Hey guys! What have I missed?
Mr.macho: No I Don't! I have a "Banana's in Pajama's" pj's that I have stashed somewhere.
Where NOOOBODY shall find it. heeheehee
Angelface: I know where they are. smug face
icdafuture: You might want to hide those better Emmett.
Mr.Macho: Okay Rose. Then where are they?
mamabear: I'm going to get off now. Behave children.
Mr.Macho: Bye Esme! Thank you for the hug Esme, thank you for loving me
mamabear has signed off
vampcrzy: brb. Charlie is home.
tomanyvoices: I will be waiting for you love!
icdafuture: So, when are you going to change her?
tomanyvoices: What are you takling about alice?!
Angelface: You know exactly what she's talking about, Eddie.
tomanyvoices: not until she agres to marry me.
icdafuture: I thought she already did. confused
tomanyvoices: I havent asked her yet! Now stop talking about it before she comes back..
Yes! That godzilla movie was great for the 1000000th time!
icdafuture: But I saw it! She says "yes". She's working on dinner, anyways. She won't be back for
a little. giggles
Mr.Macho: Godzilla freaked me out man!
Angelface: Emmett, baby.
Mr.Macho: Yes, Rosie?
Angelface: I'm really sorry about your Jeep and making you say that. I'm going to go lay down now. wink,wink
Mr.macho: Well guys! I think I had to much grizzley! I am just going to take a fake slumber..
Angelface has signed off
Mr.Macho has signed off
vampcrzy: Hey guys. I'm back.
tomanyvoices: Bella!
icdafuture: Ask her now!
tomanyvoices: Not over aim!
vampcrzy: Edward! Ask me what?
tomanyvoices: Bella, can you come over to my house for a bit?
icdafuture: What kind of panties you wear.
tomanyvoices: Alice!
vampcrzy: Alice you can answer that.
tomanyvoices: Bella, I have something serious I would like to ask you. I think you should come over
icdafuture: oO
vampcrzy: Call and ask Charlie if I can. I don't want to go down there in what I'm wearing.
tomanyvoices: what are you wearing?
icdafuture: You don't want to know.
tomanyvoices: Bella, love, what are you wearing
vampcrzy: blushes
tomanyvoices: Alice..what is Bella wearing?
icdafuture: She's wearing a pink bunny suit and modeling in the mirror. lol.
tomanyvoices: I gotta see this..be right back!
mamabear has signed on
mamabear: Why do I hear banging coming from Rosalie and Emmett's room?
tomanyvoices: Please don't ask. And Alice, I got a picture!
icdafuture: woohoo! Upload it on myspace!
mamabear: I hope that they stop before Carlisle gets home.
tomanyvoices: I will send it to you via e-mail
Mr.Macho has signed on
Mr.Macho: Hey All!
mamabear: You seem perky, son.
Mr.Macho: heehee
vampcrzy: I hate you, Edward!
vampcrzy: Don't come to my house tonight!
tomanyvoices: I love you Bella!
vampcrzy: I'll have my window closed.
tomanyvoices: It was Emmett.
vampcrzy has signed off
icdafuture: OME! No she didn't!
Mr.Macho: What the hell did you guys do to her?!
icdafuture: Edward took a picture of her modeling her pink bunny suit and uploaded it to myspace!
mamabear: You did WHAT?!
Mr.Macho: There is nothing wrong or embarassing for wearing a pink bunny suit! I have a green
one!
icdafuture: She opens her window a little after 9. You were already waiting for her to open it,
Edward.
mamabear: At least she forgives you.
Angelface has signed on
tomanyvoices: thnks alice.. I am getting off here to go apologize
tomanyvoices has signed off
Angelface: I think I'm ready for round two Emmett.
mamabear: WHAT?!
Mr.Macho: Not right now, Rose! It is green bunny suit time!
vampcrzy has signed on
vampcrzy: Is Edward on?
Jazzfest: No he got off about 2 minutes ago
vampcrzy: Good. So, what was it that he really wanted to ask me.
Jazzfest: I don't know...
icdafuture: He wants to...
vampcrzy: Um...he's here. I'll be on tomorrow. I'm going to bed.
vampcrzy has signed off
Jazzfest: So is he asking her tonight?
icdafuture: No. He just wants her to love him again.
Jazzfest: So when is he asking her?
Angelface: Isn't Carlisle supposed to be home?
icdafuture: Probably tomorrow. He wants to do something really special. He'll be making
breakfast. He'll be back later tonight to give us details.
Jazzfest: Well as long as he is asking her soon.
mamabear: I think Carlisle is home!
icdafuture: Why's that, Jazzy?
jazzfest: Too much lust!
Angelface: Emmett, I'm going to 'lay down' now. Meet me in our room in a little bit. Carlisle is
home, so it has to be quiet.
Mr.Macho: Let me get outta this green bunny suit. After I give Carlisle a bigggg hug. Bye All!
icdafuture: Would you like to go hunting Jazzy? It'll get you out of the house.
Mr.Macho has signed off
mamabear has signed off
Jazzfest: Yes please, I am slightly thirsy..
Angelface: Bye guys. See you later.
Jazzfest has signed off
Angelface has signed off
icdafuture has signed off
Hope you enjoyed the first chapter. We'll be updating soon. Please R&R.
Love, Rebecca and Liliana (Artichokie&Squirt)