Yuuta

Yeah...like stated above, I am not shipping anyone with anyone. It is just extreme friendship and...holy shit this makes me look like a hater of yuri. Also AU of what could have happened.

I love MadoHomu, KyoSaya and so many of the yuri pairings. I just never saw if a male was involved but there are no ships. If it looks like there is straightness, hang me. Kill me and shoot me.

I'm nervous of writing this. I'm afraid. Also I'll ask you guys who do you ship my OC with...I SOUND SO CHRISTIAN RIGHT NOW. WHYAM I WRITING THIS SHIT THAT WILL GET BACKLASHED AS FUCK OH GAWD.

im scared.

And all characters and concepts except Yuuta belong to their respective owners. Yuuta is mine and I made him a bitch.

I swear if I end up in Tropes, all yuri fans who see it will send me to Ebola land.

STORY IS NOW.

Akemi Homura.

The girl who leapt through time.

Homura was so many things but there was a word for people like her...determined. She tried saving her best friend, her only friend, all the other Puella Magi were allied, not friends.

The time based Puella Magi lost count on how many times she attempted to save Kaname Madoka. Every timeline repeated over and over again and again to the point even a person in their nineties with Alzheimer's can remember everything.

In truth, Homura is actually expected to be a ninety years old trapped in a thirteen year old's body if she hasn't succumbed to grief which she was aware of a few timelines ago. Now that is creepy.

But everything changed when Yuuta came up. See? A reference over here.

She was in a witch's barrier and she eliminated the familiars assisting the witch. The witch screamed loudly and Homura was shooting the former magical girl repeatedly with her pistol.

"Dammit..." Homura hasn't encountered this witch before at all the timeline. She accidentally stumbled upon it and not even before going back to school also, "Why haven't I seen this witch before?"

Homura was shocked that not even a grenade had an effect on it. It worked on the familiars surrounding it but the witch hasn't even sustained a scratch. This may be a witch resistant to explosions as far as she was concerned.

"Shit!" She saw the witch suddenly shoot some sort air blast by her side, the entire battlefield of a barrier's floor suddenly made an explosion next to her. She flinched as the concrete hit her face, blood running down it.

"You need help with that?"

Homura widened her eyes, hearing a voice. For a moment she expected Mami or even Kyoko...but this a male's voice. The ravenette looked behind to see a guy, who looked older or younger than her but around Sayaka's height smiling at her.

He had short brown hair, it was a bit spiky at the ends. He had yellow eyes and wore what it looked like a suit, one she was sure that boy Miki liked would wear when he would play his violin in front of people. He had this tie also that was yellow, red, pink, blue and purple,

She cringed at the terrible tastes of ties he had, even she could buy a better one!

"Who are you?" She questioned, teeth gritting at how horrible his appearance was at this time.

"Now shush. The witch is waiting for you to move. It acts on movement so stay still." Homura took those words at heart and stood entirely still. The witch didn't even shoot her again even though she was wide in the open, "The familiars act on this rule also so, yeah."

"Dammit." She struggled to maintain balance on picking herself from the ground without budging an inch, "Why are you here?"

"Hmm. Let me see, I'm here to stop you from freaking messing up time and space!" Homura widened her eyes on what he just said, "Also don't bang Madoka, don't become a devil and please give me a fulfilling story after Rebellion."

"What...?" Homura was honestly confused. She knows that some things can't go her way but for a boy who looked completely in the norm (despite the stupid tie) was looking at a witch, analyzed its strength and not try to run is totally unexpected.

She instead maintained her composure and glared at the boy, "Homura. I can see you are asking a million questions but a fucking witch is behind you still." Suddenly two gloves materialized themselves onto his hands, they looked like gauntlets than gloves.

It was made of bronze and he gripped them. Suddenly what materialized in front of him was a weapon that looked like a golden sword mixed with a drill. Homura was not sure which was the actually weapon.

"Introducing Ea people!" He announced holding the weapon down, "Homura, better not run while I use this. Don't want the readers seeing you slaughtered."

"Say what-"

"ENUMA ELISH!" He jammed the blade onto the floor and it began twisting and now looked like a drill due to the blade twisting. There were cracks surrounding where the blade was jammed and soon the sky, the walls, even the witch had cracks on them.

"Bye bitch witch." The boy chimed and then everything shattered like glass around them. Homura took the advice and kept still as the world broke around them. They were back in the real world again, an empty open parking lot,

"You can stand up now, Homura." The Puella Magi stood up and stared at the boy withdrew his gloves and the sword dissipated into the air, "Great. Now I know you'll point a gun at-" She did, "I CALLED IT! THAT ATTITUDE WILL GET YOU A LESBIAN HAREM!"

"Who are you?" She aimed the gun between his eyes. The boy gulped.

"Don't need to be so rash. I just saved your ass, but then again, I'm talking to a hostile time traveller-" His throat was suddenly gripped by the girl, "You're strong for your age-GACK!"

"Again, who are you?"

"I'm a Puerum Magi! Magical boy! This is my magical suit!" He was even more strangled by the girl, "Kyubey did an experiment if he can give a boy Soul Gems! When he found out boys can't counter as much entropy as girls do, he and the Incubators never continued it!" He took out his Soul Gem before putting it back into his pocket.

She continued to strangle him, "Grief Seed?" He brought out the droppings left by the witch, "But seriously, I don't need it."

Homura let go of him but never stopped pointing the gun, "And how do you know about me and my abilities?" She questioned him with hostility, she grabbed the Grief Seed from his hand while she did so.

"My wish was to know the knowledge of the universe and all dimensions, all timelines and I got it!" He backed away from the pistol, "I know everything, who parked their cars here, who Madoka is and what she is gonna be, all witch's weaknesses, ANYTHING!"

Homura let the gun down, this being a rather unexpected event, "So then. Do you know how to save Madoka?" She knows this a bit hypocritical but if he was right.

"Hell yeah. I know a variety ways to beat Walpurgisnacht by myself! Heh, another of my abilities is to forge weapons from my mind from the forbidden knowledge I know..." He cringed, "Yeah, I'll explain it to you but XMinerCobra will kill me."

"Who?"

"Universal knowledge. I'm not affected by your timeline reversing. Wait, you're trying to bang a fourteen year old while you are technically in your mid twenties? PEDO!" He screamed and the noise echoed around.

Homura rolled her eyes in annoyance before returning to the boy, "Then why haven't you revealed yourself yet?"

"I wanted an explosive entrance! Appearance is everything, we are words, not drawing on a screen now!" Homura titled her head in confusion, "I know everything that will happen in the context..."

"In context?"

"Yeah, confusing ending to the show." He held out his hand, "My name is Yuuta, just Yuuta."

"I guess now you may know my name." Homura looked at him, "You shall call me Akemi-"

"Nope Homura, won't do that. I go by a rule that I call people by their first names no matter what." Homura sighed and had to comply due to the sudden value increase despite the short amount of time they met.

"Alright...Yuuta-san-"

"No honorifics either."

"Okay then Yuuta." Homura transformed back to her school uniform, "Now, we shall meet again tomorrow-"

"I like interrupting you." He said with a smile, "Now, I wanna talk you about some issues tonight. Not tomorrow. Also my magical outfit is my normal clothes, not suspicious besides the stupid tie Kyubey made."

"Okay then. I will let you into my home." Homura stated and Yuuta began muttering about Kyubey being a pervert.

"Did I remind you I can create anything even if they are real in this reality or not?" His gloves returned and he snapped his fingers, "I'll bring a lady home in style. Suddenly a vehicle drove into the parking lot and it screamed badass.

"Homura, Batmobile, say hi."

Homura couldn't believe it but she did. Even most Japanese knew what the freaking Batmobile even if their entire land was based around manga. She was once invited by Madoka and Mami to a sleepover in one timeline to watch the Dark Knight Trilogy, oh shit, Joker her nightmares to this day, timeline, whatever.

But still, her eyes nearly fell inside when she first touched the famed car itself.

He told her it was the Arkham version and the two drive in it. They encountered another witch but the car turned into a freaking tank and blew the witch to death.

IN ONE SHOT.

Homura and Yuuta were in her house after the whole fiasco and he still had a grin. Homura still had her mouth agape on what they just did. Kyubey must have made some OP bastard who's a disgrace to Japanese formality.

They were back at her apartment and some architect had a field day designing her home. I mean, who made a freaking clock for a living room?

"Homura? Like my ride?" Yuuta asked the girl who woke from her trance, "Still shocked?" She snapped herself again before what was she talking to?

"H-How old are you again?"

"I made my contract with Kyubey when I was seven, so fourteen before you fucked you the timelines." He began murmuring something about Gen or something, "You seem to be having a hard time learning all of this. Morning Rescue?"

He brought out an orange bottle. Homura shook her head, "Suit yourself." He began drinking it, "Good shit this is."

"You were seven? How long can you stay without succumbing to grief?"

"Hey, you lived the same months over and over again." He retorted to her irritation, "What is there to be having grief over? I can solve any problem and make anything!"

"Anything? Prove it." Homura challenged with serious intent, she didn't know how powerful this boy was or if he can be a threat or an ally. She need to make sure if he can save Madoka.

"Alright, Morning Rescue, sorry." He twirled the half empty bottle, it then turned into a sword, "Excalibur, Fate/stay night version." He handed the blade to her, Homura felt the blade's grace writhe onto her hands, "Cool ain't it?"

"Amazing..." Homura admired the blade, it even felt like Excalibur to her, "Can you make living objects?"

"I can but I don't wanna. They'll panic if I wanna disintegrate them." He smirked, "Not telling you everything I know but what you NEED to know."

"Then what do I need to know?" Homura placed the sword on her lap, "You told me everything."

"Well, I know things you shouldn't know but what if I told you there were ways to save EVERYONE, not just Madoka?" Homura widened her eyes, she stopped trying to save everybody else and instead focus on Madoka, "Hmm?"

"Yes, I wish for that info." She agreed, her excitement tingling inside her.

"Alright then. I gotta include myself in the plan, of course and that I need to go to your school under a transfer student alias." He explained, "Can you handle it?"

"Of course." Homura nodded, "What then?"

"We just gotta play it out on the timeline until the time Mami will go into the barrier that took her life. Then we'll act." Yuuta looked at Homura, "Also I turned into Excalibur into your panties."

"Wha-" Homura saw the sword replaced by the undergarments she wore.

"I know everything." He said in a spooky voice before being punched by the girl.

And in the end of the day, Akemi Homura can only say this.

"What just happened?"

Yuuta's Shelter-Ep 1

"HELLO REVIEWERS!" Yuuta popped out of nowhere in this nuke bomb container just in case WWIII happened, "That was first chapter of this fic and we all hoped you enjoyed it!" Yuuta waved at the audience.

"What are you doing?" Homura suddenly walked in, "Why did you build a bomb shelter under my home?" She gave him a questionable look.

"Well if Taiga had a dojo, then I can have a bomb shelter." He retorted.

"You know this is offensive to everyone who died at the end of WWII." Homura pointed out, "Right?"

"I'm offending yuri fans, I'm doing so much worse." He promptly kicked Homura out of the shelter, "Tune in next time for Homura being in hell!"

ALRIGHT.

Hope you guys like Yuuta, he's a troll but one who isn't a romantic. He'll whip, then watch him naynay.

Due to his wish, his ability is Projection, magic that can create anything he has in his mind in a flawless copy, like, really flawless. He also seen everyone on the show naked. He's a perv, in his nature.

The Madoka fanbase will shoot my ass, will they? They will crucify me and stuff my remains in a potato sack and watch my body down a river.

He may be the most powerful magi ever. No pun intended. He can rival gods and kill them Kratos style.

Review! Or else Yuuta will Batmobile yo ass. ◕ ‿‿ ◕

STAY TUNED.