Hey guys! So, while this is most definitely NOT my first fanfic... it is my first fanfic of this kind. So please, review, but keep the flames to a minimum! Thanks!

Disclaimer: I do not own FT, Hiro Mashima does.

Natsu Dragneel: I'm going to kick butt at the S-Class Trial. Everyone else might as well give up now!

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Gray Fullbuster: Not if I kick butt first :D

Natsu Dragneel: Shut up Ice-Brain! No one gives a darn what you have to say!

Juvia Loxar: JUVIA DOES!

Gajeel Redfox: I'm Levy McGarden's partner and I will make sure the shrimp wins!

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Happy the Exceed: He lllllikes you…

Erza Scarlet has joined Facebook.

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Lucy Heartfilia: Welcome to Facebook, Erza!

Erza Scarlet: Thank you Lucy, now I hope Facebook will be a safer place.

Lucy Heartfilia: ….um…. yeah.

Natsu Dragneel: No! God dammit, Erza joined Facebook, now it's going to be boring… =.=

Gray Fullbuster: Someone hack Erza's account and write naughty things so her account gets deleted!

Erza Scarlet: …

Erza Scarlet has gone offline.

Natsu Dragneel: Yay we got rid of Erza!

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Gray Fullbuster: She's going to kill you, you hothead!

Natsu Dragneel: Shut up, ice-brain! You were as bad as me!

Natsu Dragneel: Brb… someone's knocking on my door.

Gray Fullbuster: ….

Lucy Heartfilia: ….

Natsu Dragneel has gone offline.

Gray Fullbuster: What the... O.O

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Lucy Heartfilia: NO! Erza got Natsu!

Happy the Exceed: You llllike him! When did you start to care about Natsu so much?

Lucy Heartfilia: He is my friend, Happy

Gray Fullbuster: Serves him right!

Lucy Heartfilia: You know, Gray, you're next…?

Gray Fullbuster: I'm not as silly as Natsu… oh brb my pizza has arrived

Lucy Heartfilia: GRAY NO

Juvia Loxar: GRAY-SAMA!

Gray Fullbuster has gone offline.

Lucy Heartfilia: Well there goes Gray….

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Juvia Loxar: DON'T WORRY GRAY-SAMA, JUVIA WILL SAVE YOU BEFORE LOVE RIVAL DOES!

Lucy Heartfilia: Wait… what? Juvia I'm not your love rival

Juvia Loxar: Juvia sees the way you look at Gray-Sama! Here I come Gray!

Lucy Heartfilia: …. -.-

Juvia Loxar has gone offline.

Lucy Heartfilia: I guess I'm alone now…

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Loki: Worry not, Lucy! I shall save you from your misery! :D

Happy the Exceed: He llllikes you!

Lucy Heartfilia: Shut up Happy! And when did you get a FB account, Loki?

Loki: Oh, AriestheRam recommended it to me. She said I should make an account. :3

Happy the Exceed: Ooohhh… He's cheating on you with another Celestial Spirit.

Lucy Heartfilia: -.-

AAANNNDDD CUT! END OF FIRST CHAPTER!

These are so short, they shouldn't take long to write at all! Update will be coming soon. Please R&R!