Down The Rabbit Hole

A.N: Um Ok hi. I'm back with another Ouran story. YAY! This is fair warning there will be an OC but not a Mary Sue. She will NOT fall in love with any of the Hosts (or Haruhi) and none of the Hosts (or Haruhi) will fall in love with her. She will not be freakishly perfect or perky but I can guarantee she will be funny. Also I don't have a solid pairing in my head so any requested pairing will be obliged (I'll try my best unless they are too weird and no M/M I just can't seem to do that correctly without making it sound dumb)

Disclaimer: I own nothing but my OC and this plot unless in some parallel universe she exists.

Warning Satire Ahead

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It was an ordinary day at Ouran Academy, which is good because the most interesting of stories begin on the most ordinary of days.

It was like the calm before the storm as things were proceeding in their normal manner.

The twins were pantomiming, most likely illegal, acts of incest.

Tamaki was flouncing around like a lovelorn fish spewing cliché romantic phrases.

Kyouya was schmoozing small fortunes out of unknowing young ladies.

Honey appeared to be attempting to ingest 3 times his personal body weight in cake.

Meanwhile Mori looked on in silence with all the facial expression of a Buckingham Palace Guard.

And last but not least Haruhi the lower-middle class girl with extensive debts, masquerading as a boy. Clueless, and slightly clumsily, she charms creatures of the same gender with naught but a sparkling smile and the ability to be adorably bland.

(Um, wow, ok normal may not be the best word for what was going on in the host club on any given day. Typical for the Host club? Better!)

All in all it was a typical day, for the host club at least. Finally after hours of pandering to the needs of spoilt, moe, obsessed rich girls Host Club was done for the day. Groaning the group collapsed into the push pink couches, even Mori let out a muffled sigh.

"Was it just me or were the customers even more energized today?" Whined Hikaru resting his head on his brother's shoulder.

"It was not just you there was a 22.5 increase in customer energy today alone." Kyouya answered not bothering to look up the stat in his notebook and too exhausted to even try.



"I sense a disturbance in the force." 6 pairs of eyes turned to stare awkwardly at Mori. Staring back blankly he shrugged in response.

"Well I'm going home to finish my homework." Haruhi stood up rolling her shoulders trying to get the kinks out. In a flash the rest of the group were on their feet but before they could even get a word of protest out a chime similar to harp music echoed though the room signifying the opening of the door.

In stumbled a girl no older than 17, crossly she lurched blindly to a stop attempting to swat the bothersome rose petals that had blinded her as she entered to room.

"God damn it where did the cursed flowers come from?" Finally freeing herself she looked around the room, "Shit, I thought I had finally made it outside."

Catching sight of the group of hosts she pressed herself against the door, feeling around for the handle nervously. Haruhi felt a distinct feeling of déjà vu

"Whoa, ok, I must have gotten lost because I was trying to get outside and this sure doesn't look like… outside?" Her sentence trailed of as she stared at the group.

"Haruhi," she murmured. In a flash of movement she dashed at the group, they could only stare as she tackled Haruhi like a pro football player with a joyful scream of "HARUHI!"

Yanking herself and Haruhi to their feet the girl proceeded to talk rapidly in some foreign language pausing only to squeal and hug the laughing Haruhi. Seeing she was in no immediate danger, beside oxygen deprivation, Hikaru turned to Kyouya.

"Do you have any idea what she's saying?" Kyouya blinked slowly before shaking his head.

"It's English…I think, but she is speaking so fast I can't make out what she's saying."

Suddenly the strange girl stopped talking all together, a look of pure horror on her face. In another tornado of movement she dragged Haruhi back to stand by her friend before standing poised in front of them. Her face was a mask of seriousness and she bowed before speaking gravely.

"I am truly sorry for my rude actions, and for not introducing myself…and for not speaking Japanese."

There was a moment of silence before a smothered chuckle broke through. The still stunned group turned to stare at Haruhi as, smiling, she walked towards the still bowing girl.

"So someone has finally broken you to the bridle?" Standing beside the new girl Haruhi turned to her friends. "Everyone this is Eva she's my…cousin I guess would be the best word."

And there was that awkward silence again.

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A.N. Yes I did the old long lost family relative thing but don't fret my pets her back story will actually make sense. So try to keep an open mind and if I get even one Mary Sue flame someone's getting something very large shoved somewhere very unpleasant. Ciao for now. BlackRosary