Imhotep's Child - Mummylicious
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Not even a cell phone.
A/n: Please don't ask how I came up with this. I won't have an answer. But this is probably the stupidest thing I've done. By the way, I can't figure out the words to War so that one will have to wait.Does anyone like *NSYNC's "Gone"? That's my next songfic but I need your help. Would you like to hear Rick sing about Evy? Or Imhotep sing about Anck-su-namun? Tell me in your review. Thankies! Here we go! P.S. I put Ardeth in this for two reasons: A. We need to see his not so serious side. B. I ran out of girls. Please don't flame me it's not offensive it's supposed to be funny. I like Ardeth VERY much! P.P.S: for those of you who don't know what a Sai is it's the little trident Anck and Evy used. Sai is also that kind of thing they used them for.
Evy,
Can you handle this?
Anck-su-namun,
Can you handle this?
Ardeth,
Can you handle this?
I don't think
They can handle this
(Anck-su-namun)
Barely move,
We've arrived
Lookin' Deadly,
Lookin' fly
Baddest chick,
Chick inside
Imhotep, jam tonight
Spotted me a sweet mummy,
There you are,
Come on baby
Don't you wanna
Sai with me
Can you handle,
Handle me
(Ardeth [hating every moment and wondering why he let Evy and Anck-su-namun get him to play Truth or Dare!])
You gotta do be Anubis Warriors
If you gone
Fight with me tonight
You gotta work your scimitarIf you gone
Fight with me tonight
Read my tatoos carefully
If you don't who I am
Move, groove, prove
You can fight with me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your camel,
It's time for takeoff
(Everyone)
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my lifestyle too
mummylicious for ya babe
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my lifestyle too
mummylicious for ya babe
Rick, can you handle this?
Jonathan, can you handle this?
Alex, can you handle this?
I don't think they
Can handle this
(Evy [the first two lines are about her flash back. The rest is about after she was brought back by Alex])
I just found out I'm royalty
Pharaoh-town goin hard
Blood on my lips,
Bruises on my hips,
Swing my Sai,
Square my eyes
Lookin' Mad,
Smellin' revenge
Groovin' like
I'm from the Ancient EgyptLook over my shoulder,
I Scream you name
Can you handle,
Handle this
(Everyone)
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my lifestyle too
Mummylicious for ya babe
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my lifestyle too
Mummylicious for ya babe
(Ardeth [singing about Anubis Warriors])
Move your scimitar
Up and down
(Whoo)
I'll Make your head
fall to the ground
(Whoo)
I can't help but
Wonder why
(Whoo)
Is my swing too
Swingalacious for you,
Babe
(Anck-su-namun)
I see my mummy
At every chance
When I Sai
With Seti's daughter you
Slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can
Handle all this energy
That I have
Now let's cut a rugWhile we scat some jazz
(Scatting)
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this mummy
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my lifestyle too
Mummylicious for ya babe