If you do not read the following information and get mad, that's your
problem for not reading the warnings!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, Golden Sun 2, the characters, the plot, in fact I don't own much. However, I did twist the plot. I came up with the twist and that is all.
Pairings: Not much, both are VERY mild. Jenna/Saturos and I will possibly go into Mia/Alex. That is all I'm saying at this point. Anything else that may seem implied is just your imagination.
I got the idea for the Jenna/Saturos pairing from my good friend flowerofblackfire! If you want, go read her fanfic called Fantasies of the Open Mind. It's really good, just read mine first while you're here! Our two fanfics however are NOT connected in anyway other than the pairing. Like her, I don't want to hear or read flame saying Jenna or Saturos belong with anyone else. It would just be a waist of your time.
Warnings: This story type thing is for ENJOYMENT ONLY!!! This did not, nor will happen in Golden Sun. I wrote this because I wanted to and there might be (probley is) some sort of OCC. I am warning you, if you don't like that you should leave.
If you don't like Menardi, Karst, Kraden, and/or Wise One bashing go away. They are my least favorite characters and therefore are likely to be bashed. Any other character bashing is unintentional and I might not have noticed it. Heck, if you like any of the character's I mentioned not liking you shouldn't read this... well there's not much Karst bashing yet, but that's for this part.
There is a brief mention of attempted suicide, death of two characters I hate, violence, mild language, but nothing graphic. I refrained from any graphic details as I was focusing on humor. If you don't like that much, don't read it.
Caution, this may spoil some part of the game, I don't think it might because I flipped everything around but I'm warning you now.
Now that I've scared away most potential readers (oops), it's time to start!
Alternative Solutions: The Venus Lighthouse Effect
Mia and Ivan approach the top of the Venus lighthouse together. Garet had come down with a sickness and Mia was 'unable' to help him. For that reason, Isaac decided to stay with Garet. He would have left Mia with him, but Garet would have ended up worse. Ivan was just horrible with sick people. Garet and Isaac had also let Ivan and Mia borrow their djinn as they would most likely need them.
Mia: Are you sure this is the way??? *hopelessly lost*
Ivan: Of course it is!!!
Mia: Sure.
*hours later*
Mia: WE NEED a map.
Ivan: Obviously.
Mia: We're going to be stuck in here forever!!! *randomly finds top* We're saved!!! Uh Oh.
Ivan: What?
Mia: That.
Ivan: Oh. 'The Boss'. *they set all the Djinn*
*they walk a little farther, up to where Saturos and Menardi are waiting*
Saturos: Get away from me freak.
Menardi: What? How dare you insult me!
Saturos: I-
Jenna: Wait! You're not getting into a fight with her without me again!!
*Jenna walks towards where Menardi and Saturos are standing*
Felix: *can be seen from far off*.!!!
Saturos, Menardi, and Jenna: -.-;
Jenna: Anyway!
Ivan and Mia: *get over to where Saturos, Menardi, and Jenna are*
Mia: *Opens mouth to say something*
Jenna: Okay, here's the deal. Saturos and I were talking it over and got an idea. See, if you give the Mars star to us, we'll incorporate you in our plan. No one important dies and, once we talk to Alex, we all get a little chunk of the world! Okay?
Mia: I claim the Lemurian region! *tosses over the Mars star*
Ivan: You're just going to trust them? How can you give in like that?
Mia: Come on! Take some chances in life!
Ivan: *mumbling* Sure, last time I did that, the Shaman Rod got stolen.
Felix: *points to Sheba*.
Sheba, Mia, and Ivan: o.o;
Saturos: Leave her. If you don't show up, Alex will come.
Mia: *sitting in her own little corner* Alex isn't here? Oh.
Fizz: .are you okay?
Mia: no
Fizz: . Why do I even bother?
Jenna: -.-; Back to the point.
Menardi: Saturos, what is this she's talking about? I heard nothing of this! *advances on Jenna* It was your idea wasn't it?
Jenna: Back off bitch!
Menardi: How dare you call me that! You-*is cut off by Jenna's slap to the face*
Jenna: *bitch-slapping Menardi* I'll call you whatever I feel like!
Mia: Heh, now she's in for it.
Jenna: Does anyone mind if I kill her now? I know it's a stupid question.
Mia: One condition! I get to help!
Jenna: Sure!
Ivan: I'm confused.
Saturos: Heh, don't worry, she'll die soon enough.
*Alex enters with little bushes around his feet*
Alex: What's the hold up? Things not going as planned?
Saturos: The exact opposite. They're cooperating. Why are those bushes by your feet?
Alex: I was in a hurry to get up here, they must have transported with me. *kicks bushes away* At the rate this is going, the fight should be over in about 5 minutes.
Saturos: You give them that much time?
Felix: .*starts stop watch*
Alex: Felix, It will be over faster than you think. Let's make this interesting. I say 6 more minutes, 50 gold.
Saturos: 5 minutes, 100 gold.
Felix: .
Alex: A candy bar?!? Well, 10 minutes it is!
Saturos: Alex?
Alex: Yes?
Saturos: How do you know what he's talking about?
Alex: I don't know.
Felix: .
Sheba: Has everyone forgotten about me?
Ivan: Do you really want them to notice you?
Sheba: Well, not really I guess.
Mia: *summons Procne* Oooo. Pretty birdie!
Procne: *attacks Menardi*
Ivan: Hey! You're using my Djinni!
Mia: But you're not using them now.
Jenna: *summons Tiamat* DIE DUCK WOMAN!!!
Tiamat: *attacks Menardi at the same time as Procne*
Saturos: Now that you mention it, she does look like a duck.
Jenna: *curse activates and Ryu pops out* Ryu: Stop! You can't kill her, if you did you'd have no one to hate!
Saturos and Jenna: *turn to each other* Oh, we'll find someone.
Alex: I almost feel sorry for the people on the streets.
Mia: It's Alex! HI ALEX!!!
Alex: *blinks* Hello.
Menardi: We are in the middle of a fight here.
Jenna: Shut up, you're dyeing.
Mia: Hey! I have an idea!
Everyone: *looks at Mia*
Mia: We can hate Karst!
Felix: .
Alex: I agree, your not suppose to know who Karst is yet.
Mia: Oops.
Ryu: Back to the point! You shouldn't kill Menardi!
Mia: Too late.
Jenna: Like I said, no one important dies!
Ryu: I never get the timing right! Hey it's Luff! ( *runs over to Luff who hovers over to Ryu*
Luff: (
Saturos: So THAT'S what the curse on the items is.
Felix: .*blinks*
Alex: *blinks*
Saturos: What?
Felix: *holds up stop-watch*
Saturos: 5.30 minutes?!?
Alex: The question is who wins.
Felix: .*hands over candy bar*
Saturos: But who gets the gold?
Alex: I have an idea, we keep our money and split the candy bar.
Saturos: Sounds reasonable.
Ivan: Hey! I'm getting a vision of the future! *everyone ignores him*
Later, Jenna, Mia, Ivan, Saturos, and Alex are hovering over Mia's map of the world.
Jenna: Okay, so theirs one, two three, four, five, of us. Or, does Felix want to participate in this too?
Alex: Felix just wants to be mayor of Vale.
Mia: Those are pretty low ambitions.
Jenna: So, let's get this straight, Saturos gets Prox and its land form along Tundaria, correct? Oh, and Hesperia.
Saturos: That sounds right.
Jenna: Ivan gets Atteka and that place between Gondowan and Ocenia. Why isn't it labeled? What a stupid map.
Mia: Now that I think of it, I can't remember where I got it.
Jenna: Well, now its name is Joe. Okay?
Ivan: I guess so.
Jenna: Alex gets all of Angara including Imil and Ocenia.
Alex: Correct.
Jenna: I get Gondowan and Mia gets the island clump, including where ever the Lemurian region may be.
Mia: Yay!
Ivan: Does Lemuria even exist?
Mia: YES IT DOES!!!!
Sheba, Alex, Felix, Jenna, Saturos, Menardi, and Ivan: o.0;
Jenna: Hey, wasn't Menardi dead?
Menardi: You can't kill me silly girl!
Jenna: *goes over to whack Menardi some more but Mia has already thrown her off the Lighthouse* Hey! I wanted to do that!
Mia: NEVER QUESTION LEMURIA, *pants* NEVER COME BACK TO LIFE WHERE YOU ARE NOT WANTED!
Ivan: O.O And this is the person Garet and Isaac entrusted the Mars star to.
Alex: As the land has been divided up, shall we proceed to light this lighthouse?
Felix: .
Alex: Exactly.
Fire Djinni#1, #2, and#3: WAIT!!!
Mia: Who are they!?
Fire Djinni#1: Spark!
Fire Djinni#2: Char!
Fire Djinni#3: And Coal!!!
Fire Djinni#1: We would like to
Fire Djinni#2: make sure that
Fire Djinni#3: we will not be cast aside. We are here to protect
Fire Djinni#2: Djinn rights!
Alex: Since when have Djinn had rights?
Fire Djinni#3: WE, meaning all Djinn, have formed the
Fire Djinni#2: Djinn National Association for Djinn Rights.
Fire Djinni#1: But you can call it DNADR.
Fire Djinni#2: I thought we were going to shorten it to DNA.
Fire Djinni#3: Me too!
Fire Djinni#1: But the Djinn National Association doesn't sound as cool!
Fire Djinni#3: So?
Fire Djinni#1: Okay, DNA IT IS!
Fizz: HERE HERE!!
Ivan: Sure.
Saturos: I still fail to see how you can tell them apart Jenna.
Mia: Fizz???
Felix: .
Alex: Are Djinn always like this?
Mia: Spark?
Fire Djinni#3: NO, Coal.
Jenna: Let me handle this. Spark, Char, Coal. Stop causing trouble, we'll accept the DNA if you don't mess with our plans until they're complete!
Fire Djinni#1, #2, #3: OKAY!!! *they all disappear into Jenna's pockets*
Saturos: *takes Venus star and troughs it in Lighthouse*
Sheba: I can't take it anymore! Goodbye cruel world! *jumps of Lighthouse into water*
Felix: .!!!*jumps of after Sheba*
Bane: ABANDON SHIP!!! *Jumps from one of Felix's many pockets and onto the lighthouse as Felix jumps off*
Jenna, Mia, Saturos, and Ivan: o.0
Jenna: But Felix wasn't supposed to have any Djinn.
Mia: That was Isaac's, he lent me it.
Wise One: *appears* You have betrayed me.
Mia: Who are you?
Ivan: It's the Wise One.
Mia: The rock?
Ivan: Yes, it asked Garet and Isaac to go on the quest!
Mia: But how did we betray it?
Wise One: Who are you? Where are Isaac and Garet?
Mia: They're not here. You're too ugly to look at, even for a rock.
Jenna: I was just about to say that.
Wise One: Do not insult me!
Mia: He reminds me of Menardi.
Jenna: Let's kill it!
Ivan: It's going to go after Alex!
Alex: Why me?
Ivan: I predicted it.
Alex: Oh, then I'm not worried.
Ivan: Hey!
Wise One: Because you have betrayed me, I will kill you all so you can not light the remaining lighthouses.
Mia: But none of us ever agreed to help you!
Wise One: True. but you are all planning on lighting the Lighthouses!
Mia: But how are you going to kill us?
Kraden: My point exactly! *enters*
Jenna: AAH!!! Kraden's here!
Mia: Noooo!!!
Wise One: I shall summon a miracle! *summons something*
*Menardi appears*
Everyone: NOOOO!!!!
Menardi: Shut up, all of you. I'm so sorry about this Saturos!
Jenna: Why I otta.*lunges for Menardi*
Wise One: *creates shield for Menardi* Not yet young girl.
Menardi: Now, Saturos!
Saturos: You still think I'll help you?
Menardi: *tries to fuse with Saturos*
Kraden: We can't let her! *gets in the way*
Menardi: *fuses with Kraden into The Fusion Thing*
Ivan, Mia, and Jenna: Ew.
Saturos: This is getting very interesting.
Jenna: Is that even possible?
Mia: Is Kraden from Prox?
Ivan: No, I thought he was from Vale.
Mia: Then how come he was able to fuse with Menardi into the ugly thing???
Ivan: I don't know.
Jenna: Maybe they were so alike it didn't matter.
Saturos: That would explain a lot.
Wise One: *looking at the fusion thing* Well I guess that works too. Attack Alex! Only if you survive this shall you be allowed to live!
Ivan: I told you!!!
Alex: You do realize I could just teleport out of here.
Wise One: No, actually I never thought of that.
Alex: And aren't you the Wise One?
Wise One: You dare to question me?
Alex: Yes, in fact, I do. That is why I will stay and fight The Fusion Thing. It is much too hideous to live.
Mia: Finally! We get to see Alex fight! I'm going to help!
Jenna and Ivan: Us too!
Saturos: Finally, pay back!
Saturos, Mia, Jenna, Ivan, and Alex: *attack The Fusion Thing*
The Fusion Thing: Feel our wrath! Wait! I don't want to fight them! I will nobly give my life to make sure the lighthouses are not lit!
Ivan: He's trying to make us feel sorry for him.
Jenna: And it's not working.
The Fusion Thing: Die! Seed of Doom!
Everyone: ???
Saturos: *slightly confused* But that attack doesn't exist.
The Fusion Thing: It does now!
Menardi's head: Noooo! I don't want to kill Saturos!
Jenna: *mumbles inaudibly*
Saturos: *shutters involuntarily*
The Fusion Thing: *instead of hurting anyone, the Seed of Doom causes the entire lighthouse to become covered with flowers*
Alex: Well that did a lot.
Jenna: I'm confuzzle-ed.
The Fusion Thing: Haha! Now that you are distracted I will unleash my most powerful attack! Snow Army!
Mia: Snow army?
*little snowmen appear*
Random Snowman: Hi!!!
Everyone: o.0;???
Random Snowman: Boom! *explodes, disintegrating The Fusion Thing*
Jenna: That was pleasantly quick, and random.
Mia: Randomness is good.
Alex: Now that we are finished with them, we only have to deal with the rock!
Wise One: *glares at everyone* I'll get back at you all! *starts to leave* And your little snowman too! *leaves*
Saturos: I suggest we leave now before anything else shows up. Besides we still have the other lighthouses to light.
Ivan: What have I gotten myself into?
Jenna: What about Garet and Isaac? What'll we do with them?
Mia: We can deal with them later.
THE END
For now!!! Anyone, reviews! If I get a bunch of good one's I'll do another. If I get a lot of flames, I might do another and stress on what you didn't like, nut only if you get me really annoyed. For example, if I get a bunch of flames about how Jenna belongs with Garet, I'll stress the whole Jenna/Saturos thing.
Send any private review you may have to dragonaerin@hotmail.com. Please include fanfiction in the subject though or I will delete it (stupid junk mail).
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, Golden Sun 2, the characters, the plot, in fact I don't own much. However, I did twist the plot. I came up with the twist and that is all.
Pairings: Not much, both are VERY mild. Jenna/Saturos and I will possibly go into Mia/Alex. That is all I'm saying at this point. Anything else that may seem implied is just your imagination.
I got the idea for the Jenna/Saturos pairing from my good friend flowerofblackfire! If you want, go read her fanfic called Fantasies of the Open Mind. It's really good, just read mine first while you're here! Our two fanfics however are NOT connected in anyway other than the pairing. Like her, I don't want to hear or read flame saying Jenna or Saturos belong with anyone else. It would just be a waist of your time.
Warnings: This story type thing is for ENJOYMENT ONLY!!! This did not, nor will happen in Golden Sun. I wrote this because I wanted to and there might be (probley is) some sort of OCC. I am warning you, if you don't like that you should leave.
If you don't like Menardi, Karst, Kraden, and/or Wise One bashing go away. They are my least favorite characters and therefore are likely to be bashed. Any other character bashing is unintentional and I might not have noticed it. Heck, if you like any of the character's I mentioned not liking you shouldn't read this... well there's not much Karst bashing yet, but that's for this part.
There is a brief mention of attempted suicide, death of two characters I hate, violence, mild language, but nothing graphic. I refrained from any graphic details as I was focusing on humor. If you don't like that much, don't read it.
Caution, this may spoil some part of the game, I don't think it might because I flipped everything around but I'm warning you now.
Now that I've scared away most potential readers (oops), it's time to start!
Alternative Solutions: The Venus Lighthouse Effect
Mia and Ivan approach the top of the Venus lighthouse together. Garet had come down with a sickness and Mia was 'unable' to help him. For that reason, Isaac decided to stay with Garet. He would have left Mia with him, but Garet would have ended up worse. Ivan was just horrible with sick people. Garet and Isaac had also let Ivan and Mia borrow their djinn as they would most likely need them.
Mia: Are you sure this is the way??? *hopelessly lost*
Ivan: Of course it is!!!
Mia: Sure.
*hours later*
Mia: WE NEED a map.
Ivan: Obviously.
Mia: We're going to be stuck in here forever!!! *randomly finds top* We're saved!!! Uh Oh.
Ivan: What?
Mia: That.
Ivan: Oh. 'The Boss'. *they set all the Djinn*
*they walk a little farther, up to where Saturos and Menardi are waiting*
Saturos: Get away from me freak.
Menardi: What? How dare you insult me!
Saturos: I-
Jenna: Wait! You're not getting into a fight with her without me again!!
*Jenna walks towards where Menardi and Saturos are standing*
Felix: *can be seen from far off*.!!!
Saturos, Menardi, and Jenna: -.-;
Jenna: Anyway!
Ivan and Mia: *get over to where Saturos, Menardi, and Jenna are*
Mia: *Opens mouth to say something*
Jenna: Okay, here's the deal. Saturos and I were talking it over and got an idea. See, if you give the Mars star to us, we'll incorporate you in our plan. No one important dies and, once we talk to Alex, we all get a little chunk of the world! Okay?
Mia: I claim the Lemurian region! *tosses over the Mars star*
Ivan: You're just going to trust them? How can you give in like that?
Mia: Come on! Take some chances in life!
Ivan: *mumbling* Sure, last time I did that, the Shaman Rod got stolen.
Felix: *points to Sheba*.
Sheba, Mia, and Ivan: o.o;
Saturos: Leave her. If you don't show up, Alex will come.
Mia: *sitting in her own little corner* Alex isn't here? Oh.
Fizz: .are you okay?
Mia: no
Fizz: . Why do I even bother?
Jenna: -.-; Back to the point.
Menardi: Saturos, what is this she's talking about? I heard nothing of this! *advances on Jenna* It was your idea wasn't it?
Jenna: Back off bitch!
Menardi: How dare you call me that! You-*is cut off by Jenna's slap to the face*
Jenna: *bitch-slapping Menardi* I'll call you whatever I feel like!
Mia: Heh, now she's in for it.
Jenna: Does anyone mind if I kill her now? I know it's a stupid question.
Mia: One condition! I get to help!
Jenna: Sure!
Ivan: I'm confused.
Saturos: Heh, don't worry, she'll die soon enough.
*Alex enters with little bushes around his feet*
Alex: What's the hold up? Things not going as planned?
Saturos: The exact opposite. They're cooperating. Why are those bushes by your feet?
Alex: I was in a hurry to get up here, they must have transported with me. *kicks bushes away* At the rate this is going, the fight should be over in about 5 minutes.
Saturos: You give them that much time?
Felix: .*starts stop watch*
Alex: Felix, It will be over faster than you think. Let's make this interesting. I say 6 more minutes, 50 gold.
Saturos: 5 minutes, 100 gold.
Felix: .
Alex: A candy bar?!? Well, 10 minutes it is!
Saturos: Alex?
Alex: Yes?
Saturos: How do you know what he's talking about?
Alex: I don't know.
Felix: .
Sheba: Has everyone forgotten about me?
Ivan: Do you really want them to notice you?
Sheba: Well, not really I guess.
Mia: *summons Procne* Oooo. Pretty birdie!
Procne: *attacks Menardi*
Ivan: Hey! You're using my Djinni!
Mia: But you're not using them now.
Jenna: *summons Tiamat* DIE DUCK WOMAN!!!
Tiamat: *attacks Menardi at the same time as Procne*
Saturos: Now that you mention it, she does look like a duck.
Jenna: *curse activates and Ryu pops out* Ryu: Stop! You can't kill her, if you did you'd have no one to hate!
Saturos and Jenna: *turn to each other* Oh, we'll find someone.
Alex: I almost feel sorry for the people on the streets.
Mia: It's Alex! HI ALEX!!!
Alex: *blinks* Hello.
Menardi: We are in the middle of a fight here.
Jenna: Shut up, you're dyeing.
Mia: Hey! I have an idea!
Everyone: *looks at Mia*
Mia: We can hate Karst!
Felix: .
Alex: I agree, your not suppose to know who Karst is yet.
Mia: Oops.
Ryu: Back to the point! You shouldn't kill Menardi!
Mia: Too late.
Jenna: Like I said, no one important dies!
Ryu: I never get the timing right! Hey it's Luff! ( *runs over to Luff who hovers over to Ryu*
Luff: (
Saturos: So THAT'S what the curse on the items is.
Felix: .*blinks*
Alex: *blinks*
Saturos: What?
Felix: *holds up stop-watch*
Saturos: 5.30 minutes?!?
Alex: The question is who wins.
Felix: .*hands over candy bar*
Saturos: But who gets the gold?
Alex: I have an idea, we keep our money and split the candy bar.
Saturos: Sounds reasonable.
Ivan: Hey! I'm getting a vision of the future! *everyone ignores him*
Later, Jenna, Mia, Ivan, Saturos, and Alex are hovering over Mia's map of the world.
Jenna: Okay, so theirs one, two three, four, five, of us. Or, does Felix want to participate in this too?
Alex: Felix just wants to be mayor of Vale.
Mia: Those are pretty low ambitions.
Jenna: So, let's get this straight, Saturos gets Prox and its land form along Tundaria, correct? Oh, and Hesperia.
Saturos: That sounds right.
Jenna: Ivan gets Atteka and that place between Gondowan and Ocenia. Why isn't it labeled? What a stupid map.
Mia: Now that I think of it, I can't remember where I got it.
Jenna: Well, now its name is Joe. Okay?
Ivan: I guess so.
Jenna: Alex gets all of Angara including Imil and Ocenia.
Alex: Correct.
Jenna: I get Gondowan and Mia gets the island clump, including where ever the Lemurian region may be.
Mia: Yay!
Ivan: Does Lemuria even exist?
Mia: YES IT DOES!!!!
Sheba, Alex, Felix, Jenna, Saturos, Menardi, and Ivan: o.0;
Jenna: Hey, wasn't Menardi dead?
Menardi: You can't kill me silly girl!
Jenna: *goes over to whack Menardi some more but Mia has already thrown her off the Lighthouse* Hey! I wanted to do that!
Mia: NEVER QUESTION LEMURIA, *pants* NEVER COME BACK TO LIFE WHERE YOU ARE NOT WANTED!
Ivan: O.O And this is the person Garet and Isaac entrusted the Mars star to.
Alex: As the land has been divided up, shall we proceed to light this lighthouse?
Felix: .
Alex: Exactly.
Fire Djinni#1, #2, and#3: WAIT!!!
Mia: Who are they!?
Fire Djinni#1: Spark!
Fire Djinni#2: Char!
Fire Djinni#3: And Coal!!!
Fire Djinni#1: We would like to
Fire Djinni#2: make sure that
Fire Djinni#3: we will not be cast aside. We are here to protect
Fire Djinni#2: Djinn rights!
Alex: Since when have Djinn had rights?
Fire Djinni#3: WE, meaning all Djinn, have formed the
Fire Djinni#2: Djinn National Association for Djinn Rights.
Fire Djinni#1: But you can call it DNADR.
Fire Djinni#2: I thought we were going to shorten it to DNA.
Fire Djinni#3: Me too!
Fire Djinni#1: But the Djinn National Association doesn't sound as cool!
Fire Djinni#3: So?
Fire Djinni#1: Okay, DNA IT IS!
Fizz: HERE HERE!!
Ivan: Sure.
Saturos: I still fail to see how you can tell them apart Jenna.
Mia: Fizz???
Felix: .
Alex: Are Djinn always like this?
Mia: Spark?
Fire Djinni#3: NO, Coal.
Jenna: Let me handle this. Spark, Char, Coal. Stop causing trouble, we'll accept the DNA if you don't mess with our plans until they're complete!
Fire Djinni#1, #2, #3: OKAY!!! *they all disappear into Jenna's pockets*
Saturos: *takes Venus star and troughs it in Lighthouse*
Sheba: I can't take it anymore! Goodbye cruel world! *jumps of Lighthouse into water*
Felix: .!!!*jumps of after Sheba*
Bane: ABANDON SHIP!!! *Jumps from one of Felix's many pockets and onto the lighthouse as Felix jumps off*
Jenna, Mia, Saturos, and Ivan: o.0
Jenna: But Felix wasn't supposed to have any Djinn.
Mia: That was Isaac's, he lent me it.
Wise One: *appears* You have betrayed me.
Mia: Who are you?
Ivan: It's the Wise One.
Mia: The rock?
Ivan: Yes, it asked Garet and Isaac to go on the quest!
Mia: But how did we betray it?
Wise One: Who are you? Where are Isaac and Garet?
Mia: They're not here. You're too ugly to look at, even for a rock.
Jenna: I was just about to say that.
Wise One: Do not insult me!
Mia: He reminds me of Menardi.
Jenna: Let's kill it!
Ivan: It's going to go after Alex!
Alex: Why me?
Ivan: I predicted it.
Alex: Oh, then I'm not worried.
Ivan: Hey!
Wise One: Because you have betrayed me, I will kill you all so you can not light the remaining lighthouses.
Mia: But none of us ever agreed to help you!
Wise One: True. but you are all planning on lighting the Lighthouses!
Mia: But how are you going to kill us?
Kraden: My point exactly! *enters*
Jenna: AAH!!! Kraden's here!
Mia: Noooo!!!
Wise One: I shall summon a miracle! *summons something*
*Menardi appears*
Everyone: NOOOO!!!!
Menardi: Shut up, all of you. I'm so sorry about this Saturos!
Jenna: Why I otta.*lunges for Menardi*
Wise One: *creates shield for Menardi* Not yet young girl.
Menardi: Now, Saturos!
Saturos: You still think I'll help you?
Menardi: *tries to fuse with Saturos*
Kraden: We can't let her! *gets in the way*
Menardi: *fuses with Kraden into The Fusion Thing*
Ivan, Mia, and Jenna: Ew.
Saturos: This is getting very interesting.
Jenna: Is that even possible?
Mia: Is Kraden from Prox?
Ivan: No, I thought he was from Vale.
Mia: Then how come he was able to fuse with Menardi into the ugly thing???
Ivan: I don't know.
Jenna: Maybe they were so alike it didn't matter.
Saturos: That would explain a lot.
Wise One: *looking at the fusion thing* Well I guess that works too. Attack Alex! Only if you survive this shall you be allowed to live!
Ivan: I told you!!!
Alex: You do realize I could just teleport out of here.
Wise One: No, actually I never thought of that.
Alex: And aren't you the Wise One?
Wise One: You dare to question me?
Alex: Yes, in fact, I do. That is why I will stay and fight The Fusion Thing. It is much too hideous to live.
Mia: Finally! We get to see Alex fight! I'm going to help!
Jenna and Ivan: Us too!
Saturos: Finally, pay back!
Saturos, Mia, Jenna, Ivan, and Alex: *attack The Fusion Thing*
The Fusion Thing: Feel our wrath! Wait! I don't want to fight them! I will nobly give my life to make sure the lighthouses are not lit!
Ivan: He's trying to make us feel sorry for him.
Jenna: And it's not working.
The Fusion Thing: Die! Seed of Doom!
Everyone: ???
Saturos: *slightly confused* But that attack doesn't exist.
The Fusion Thing: It does now!
Menardi's head: Noooo! I don't want to kill Saturos!
Jenna: *mumbles inaudibly*
Saturos: *shutters involuntarily*
The Fusion Thing: *instead of hurting anyone, the Seed of Doom causes the entire lighthouse to become covered with flowers*
Alex: Well that did a lot.
Jenna: I'm confuzzle-ed.
The Fusion Thing: Haha! Now that you are distracted I will unleash my most powerful attack! Snow Army!
Mia: Snow army?
*little snowmen appear*
Random Snowman: Hi!!!
Everyone: o.0;???
Random Snowman: Boom! *explodes, disintegrating The Fusion Thing*
Jenna: That was pleasantly quick, and random.
Mia: Randomness is good.
Alex: Now that we are finished with them, we only have to deal with the rock!
Wise One: *glares at everyone* I'll get back at you all! *starts to leave* And your little snowman too! *leaves*
Saturos: I suggest we leave now before anything else shows up. Besides we still have the other lighthouses to light.
Ivan: What have I gotten myself into?
Jenna: What about Garet and Isaac? What'll we do with them?
Mia: We can deal with them later.
THE END
For now!!! Anyone, reviews! If I get a bunch of good one's I'll do another. If I get a lot of flames, I might do another and stress on what you didn't like, nut only if you get me really annoyed. For example, if I get a bunch of flames about how Jenna belongs with Garet, I'll stress the whole Jenna/Saturos thing.
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