Oliver's Diary of Awesomeness and Cake, Too

by pickle ututtingne

I will have a diary series. Of the Vocaloids. Because I can. This is Oliver's awesome diary called cake ((slightly /mostly/ based off the askvocaloidoliver blog on Tumblr))

Dear Cake,

Today was terrifying. My chainsaw came alive, and she is a phyco. I prefer not to talk about it. On top of that, Kaito 'tortured' me with cake. I read his diary earlier, and it was over a FB imposter! Idiot.

Besides, you can't even torture me with cake. And if you read Kaito diary, he said he tied me to a chair. No... Kaito just asked me if I would tell him something if he gave me cake. So I said yes. It was so gooooooood.

Anyway, I saw Len today... God, I hate him. But it is fun to annoy that Banana-head. seriously, have you seen his hair! It is actually kind of amazing! Even Rin thinks so. But she owns a road roller of which she rolls people over with, so I shouldn't listen to her. Just like my chainsaw.

Len was making fun of how my best friend is a bird. So you know what I did? Well, actually, it was James, but I'm still much more awesome ((please never leave me James/sob/)). He turned into a human. That shut Len up. HIS FACE. OMFG. IT WAS HILARIOUS.

I took my first selfie today.

And last.

Oliver the Awesome.