First things first this story will contain two fan characters. If you have any issues with 'em let me know, because my friend and I tried really hard to make them well rounded and make them good characters.
Oh my god writing Ouran fanfiction is fun because THEY'RE ALL RICH THE POSSIBLITIES ARE ENDLESS.
EDIT: This is a super old story that I have rewritten and posted, so please go check out the newer version. I only kept this one up because people asked me too and you'll find much more enjoyment in the newer one.
Xavier stomped up the stairs, cursing his horrible luck.
He really didn't want to be here. At all. He wanted to be back home, in France, with his girlfriend, not here in Japan.
Currently, he was in Ouran Academy, trying to navigate his way through the endless hallways and flights of stairs the school seemed to have. He would stop and ask a student for directions, but they all seemed a little imitated by him.
He kept going, finally making it to his destination. "Music Room Three?" He questioned, reading the sign carefully. He hoped his cousin was here so he could get back home as soon as possible. He opened the door and stepped inside.
"Welcome to the Host Club!" A male voice called out, startling Xavier. He looked to a male with bright blond hair who was posing pretty dramatically with rose pedals flying everywhere.
Oh god, where was he?
"What the hell?" Xavier questioned, looking around. There were other males with the blond one, but no one else. Maybe he had come too early?
"Are you lost? You don't look like you attend this school." The blond male mumbled, now looking at Xavier. It was obviously he didn't attend the school. He had dark blond hair that was shaved into a flat Mohawk style. He had on ripped jeans and a black shirt with some band name on it that wasn't Japanese.
"I wish I was lost." He grumbled, sighing and running a hand through his hair, pushing it back to resemble a flat Mohawk. "But this is the Host Club, right?"
"It is! Is there a certain type you're looking for?" The blond stood and walked towards him. He put an arm around him and pulled him back towards the group.
"A type?" Xavier asked, glancing at him before looking at the group. There was a tall guy with black hair and a short blond boy who looked like a child hanging off of him. There were twins with ginger hair and a mischievous look in their eyes, a male with black hair and glasses, and then a male with short brown hair, who looked to be feeling sorry for Xavier.
"Tamaki-senpai, I don't think that's what he's here for." The brown haired male said, coming to Xavier's rescue.
"I'm here to see someone." Xavier said trying to get out of Tamaki's grasp. "Let go." He growled, but Tamaki seemed to ignore him and the brown haired male.
"Of course! Everyone has a type!" He continued, winking at Xavier. "We have Honey, our Loli-Shota type, Mori our Wild Type, Hikaru and Kaoru our Devil type, Kyoya as our Cool type, Haruhi the Natural type, and me, Tamaki, the Prince type!" He pointed to each person, sparkles and roses everywhere.
Xavier really was not into this now. "What the hell?" He repeated, taking a step back. "Jesus-oh my god. Okay, no, no, I'm definitely not here to see any of you!" He broke from Tamaki's grasp and shook his head. "Do you go grabbing everyone that walks through those doors and winking at them?"
"Basically." Haruhi said to the male, who was glaring at all of them like he was ready to pounce on them. He looked a little familiar, like someone she knew. "Kyoya-senpai, doesn't he seem familiar?" She asked the male, who nodded his head as Xavier continued to yell at Tamaki while the other members just watched.
"Who are you here to see, exactly?" Kyoya asked, deciding Tamaki had had enough of the male's anger.
"My cousin, Renge." He said and everyone except Kyoya was surprised. "I was sent here by her father but he didn't tell me I'd have to put up with all of this."
"Ah, so you're Xavier Houshakuji." Kyoya mumbled, adjusting his glasses. "Your uncle told me to expect you to drop by soon."
"So you knew who I was and you didn't stop him?" Xavier questioned, angry once more as he glared daggers at Tamaki, who hid behind Mori.
"So he's not a commoner?" Tamaki questioned, glancing to Xavier and then to Kyoya. "Why would someone of his class dress like that?" He eyed him up and down once more, repulsed by his rip jeans.
"Hell no I'm not! I know I'm not as well dressed as you lot, but I was just pulled out of my house and thrown on a plane." He told them. "Sorry I don't waste money on clothes like the rest of you."
"I wasn't quite sure it was you, but now I know for sure. Your uncle did tell me you were quite the aggressive boy." Kyoya chuckled. "You are a lot like Renge."
"I thought Renge was the lone heir to her dad's company?" Hikaru asked, glancing at Xavier. The male looked to be as aggressive as his cousin. He looked like her too, with the same hair color, maybe a little lighter. He had gray eyes, instead of brown, and his eyes were wider.
"She is. Her father and his brother, who is the father of Xavier, both run different companies. My family does business with both of them. Each of them are the lone heirs to their father's companies." Kyoya explained. "She should be here in a minute or two, since the club will be opening soon."
"What a pain in the ass." Xavier muttered as a girl's laughter and a motor starting up was heard.
"Here she is." Kaoru said as a platform raised with Renge laughing on it.
"Oh jesus-what the hell?" Xavier questioned, exasperated by the club. "Renge!" He shouted and the girl froze, looking down.
"Xavier! What a surprise!" She exclaimed, jumping down and running over to hug him. They expected him to push her away, but he hugged her back, smiling at her.
"What the hell kind of club are you in?" He asked her, glancing at the club. He really didn't know what to think of this place.
"It's great, Xavier!" She beamed, holding onto his hands tightly. "It's so much fun! I have to stay for the club, so you should stay and have some tea and cake with me!" She dragged him over to a table as the main doors opened and guests poured in.
Xavier sat down at a table as the host club went to work, greeting the guests and going about their daily business. Renge set down some tea and cakes and sat down in her seat across from him happily.
This club was way too weird for him. All they did was make the girls swoon over their cheesy lines and good looks. Still, Renge was happy about it, so he played along as he sipped his tea and ate his piece of cake. "Uncle told me you were the manager of a club but I definitely didn't think it was a club like this. It fits you though."
"You think? Thank you! So, what are you doing here? I doubt you just decided to hop on the private jet and just shoot over here to see little old me." Renge smiled, tilting her head.
"He didn't tell you?" Xavier asked, annoyed once more. "Of course, he leaves me with this shit. I'm here to take you back to France." At this, the entire host club froze and looked at him.
"Take me back to France?!" She stood, shocked at what he said.
"He worried about you being here by yourself with all these weirdos. He wants you back home, or…" He trailed off, not thrilled about the other option.
"Or?" She questioned.
"Or I stay here with you." He finished, frowning. "Look, I didn't want to do this, okay? I think you're fine here by yourself, but it's not like I could exactly say no to his order."
"It's easy to say no!" She argued and he stood as well.
"It's easy for you to say no to him!" He shook his head, crossing his arms across his chest and the two of them entered a glare down.
"That's not fair. My friends are here!" Renge continued.
"So I'm expected to leave my friends behind to come babysit you? It's not fair to either of us, Renge." Xavier was trying to keep his voice down, he hated to argue with Renge, but she was being selfish! "I'm expected to have an answer soon….soon as in less than an hour!"
"T-This isn't fair!" Renge cried, running out of the room. Xavier sighed and plopped down in his seat, not even bothering to run after her. He'd just get lost in the school and that wouldn't help anyone.
"You going to take Renge back to France?" Haruhi asked, approaching the table Xavier was at.
"It's either that or I get stuck here." Xavier groaned. "Look, I know I came off as an asshole, but I love Renge. She's my only cousin and she's like my little sister, but I really don't think I want to get stuck here."
"I can see that. Your mood changed completely when she showed up earlier. I don't blame you, these guys are hard to take in at first." Haruhi chuckled, making Xavier smile a bit.
"How does she get along with everyone?" Hikaru whispered, watching them. He hadn't understood the entire fight, since they argued in French and he sucked at French. Kaoru summed it up for him though.
"She's so cute!" Tamaki cooed. "She gets along with everyone, even that jerk!" He balled his fist, glaring at Xavier.
"Boss, what are we going to do if he takes Renge away? I know he's annoying at times, but she's part of the host club now." Kaoru asked, looking to Tamaki. The color drained from his face.
"What will we do without Renge?" He questioned, thinking about it. Yes, Renge was a handful, but so were the rest of them, and she really was important to the club.
"It would be a disadvantage to us if Renge went back to France." Kyoya told them. "She's been very helpful ever since she came."
"Then we must get Renge to stay!" Tamaki declared and rushed over to the table where Xavier was with Haruhi. "Xavier! Renge is an important member of this club! She must stay here in Japan!" He demanded.
"So I guess I'm supposed to drop all my clubs and my life?" He glared at Tamaki, not like being told what to do.
"Senpai, stop it." Haruhi pushed him away. "It really isn't fair that either you or Renge have to pack up and move. I know you barely know us, but we'd be really upset if Renge were to leave. She's kind of insane and scares me sometimes, but she is part of the host club. She's helped us a lot when we were in trouble and things have improved a lot since she joined. I don't know about your life back in France, so I can't say that Renge being here is more important than you staying in France. I know that you really do love her and you want her happy."
Xavier sighed. Haruhi was right. He hadn't been here for long but Renge always talked on and on about the host club every time the two chatted. He knew it meant a lot to her and he knew she was happier here than she was back home.
"Plus, if you take her away, Yuukio will be really pissed and she's just as scary as Renge is.." Haruhi mumbled. Xavier knew of Yuukio. She was Renge's best friend and she was scary.
"I'll think about it." Xavier said, sighing once more. He ran his hands through his hair, pushing it back. "Just, you know, Japan is way different than France."
"It is, but I think you could get used to it in no time at all. You've been here before, right?"
"Well, yeah, but I haven't visited as much as Renge. She constantly visited here with her dad on business trips. I usually tagged along with my mother. I prefer the Western culture, like America." He told her, tapping his fingers on the table. "But I guess, if you guys really need her…..and she's way happier here…but I just got into a music school in France." He whined, frustrated. "God, urg, she always gets what she wants."
"You're letting her stay?" Tamaki asked excitedly, but was met with another glare from Xavier.
"Do you always but in on other people's conversations?" He asked, scaring Tamaki off once more. "My girlfriend will be pretty pissed but she usually is pissed at me. I guess I can just take some music classes here….urg, what a pain!" He exclaimed, thinking it all over. "My uncle said he wanted an answer as soon as I got here, so I might as well call him." He pulled out his phone and dialed the number, while the twins and Tamaki praised Haruhi for doing a good job. "Yo, Uncle. Yeah, I've got your answer. You know I can't say no to Renge, so can you just send my stuff on over and get me enrolled in this school? Thanks. Yeah, I know. She is lucky to have me, isn't she?"
"I can't believe you convinced him so easily." Tamaki mumbled, glancing at Xavier. Haruhi was pretty amazing.
"It really wasn't that hard. I was just being honest with him about how much we need Renge and how important she is to this club." Haruhi shrugged. "I wasn't acting selfish like you guys were. Remember that he's leaving his friends and girlfriend behind to move all the way here just so Renge could stay."
"We'll be his friends!" Honey cheered and Xavier just looked at them.
"No thanks." He told them, making Honey pout. "Well, I'll be friends with you, little man, and you too, Haruhi, since you don't see as stupid as the others." He went back to talking on the phone.
"How rude!" Tamaki frowned, not believing that Xavier was so rude. Well, he could believe it.
"Senpai, not everyone is going to be super friendly, especially with how you yanked him around when he came in here." Haruhi reminded him. "Besides, you know how Renge was when she first got here, and she's gotten friendlier since then. I'm sure he's the same way."
"I'm not." Xavier called back to them, still on the phone. "Uncle, I'll call you back later, okay? Just don't forget to tell mom and dad. This was your idea, so you can face them about their baby moving to another country." He hung up, smirking as he did so.
"Thank you for doing this, Xavier. We do appreciate it." Kyoya said with a small smile. There might be something to gain from Xavier. He had a different look than the other male students at Ouran.
"Whatever makes Renge happy." He shrugged, sticking his hands in his pockets. "And if you guys make her happy, I'm fine."
"So does this mean you'll be coming to the club every day?" Both twins said at the same time, walking up to him with an evil glint in their eyes.
"If you guys do stuff like that, then no." Xavier stepped back, freaked out by how in sync the two were. He would have to stay for the club if Renge stayed, he was sure he could find something else to do than be stuck in here though.
"Why? Does this freak you out?" They asked, putting one hand each on his shoulders.
"Y-Yes! Stop it!" He exclaimed, brushing their hands off. What the hell were with these guys? "How can you two be so up on each other?"
"You don't like our brotherly love?" Hikaru asked and Xavier shook his head.
"Honestly, no, it's weird as fuck. I mean, I'm sure you guys don't do that outside of the club, I hope you don't anyway I don't know what you guys do in your spare time, but being all over anyone, girl or guy, is just weird to me. I don't care if you're gay or straight or bi or whatever. Gender doesn't really matter to me but I hate PDA." Xavier rambled. He really wasn't one to show affection easily. It was embarrassing and awkward for him to do it.
"Oh…are you then maybe…a tsundere?" Kaoru asked with a sly smirk.
"A what?" He asked.
"A character who is irritable and somewhat aggressive on the outside, but is love struck, sweet, caring, kind, or totally in love with cute things on the inside." Hikaru answered.
"Hell no, that's not me. I'm irritable and aggressive on the inside too." He told them, shaking his head.
"We're going to have so much fun with you." They said in unison, making Xavier nervous as Renge re-entered the room.
"Renge, guess what! Xavier has decided to enroll in Ouran Academy so you can continue to be our manager!" Tamaki exclaimed happily, smiling widely.
"Really?!" She asked, looking to Xavier, who just nodded his head. She ran at him and hugged him, almost knocking him off his feet. "Thank you thank you thank youuuuuuuu!"
"What the hell was I supposed to do?" He asked her, but patted her back. "Force you to come back with me to France and have you miserable?"
"This will be fantastic! You're really going to love it here, Zavy!" She cheered, letting him go.
"Zavy?" The whole group questioned and he glared at them.
"Shut the hell up." He told them, growling.
"This means you'll be in our class! Isn't that great you guys?" She turned to Haruhi and the twins. Xavier looked like he was so done with everything while the twins smirked, thinking of all the fun things they could do to him.
"What did I just do?" He asked himself, face palming.
"We're going to have so much fun together, Zavy." Hikaru smirked.