"I love you Charlie." said Peter Bishop, moving closer to Agent Francis' corpse which was perfectly fine despite being put in an incinerator. "I love you too." said Charlie. Peter screamed and pissed himself. "I thought you were dead!" exclaimed Peter, still urinating, "I am dead." replied Charlie. They both decided to ignore how this was impossible because the TARDIS suddenly appeared, and out stepped Matt Smith and John Scott. "I have come from the past to make love to you Charlie! Step away from that man-slut!" yelled John as Peter began to take off his clothes to sex Charlie. "Why did you bring him here Matt??" screamed the now naked Peter. "I'm sorry Peter, he threatened to shave off my eyebrows!" cried Matt, who is a complete pussy. Peter grabbed a shaver off the floor beside him and ran towards Matt screaming. Peter viciously attacked Matt Smith's eyebrows, leaving him looking really weird, Matt burst into tears and jumped into the TARDIS and teleported away to a gay bar or something. "Now to finish you..." said Peter as he turned to John who was now also naked for some reason. Charlie spent the next hour watching the two men wrestling naked until he could take it no longer and screwed them both.
Then Gene turned up along with the lesbian lovers Olivia and Astrid and they all had an orgy there in the hospital basement while the Observer wanked furiously from the window.