Warning and notes: This is a slash fic, meaning this may contain offensive
material/male/male relationships. If this bothers you please don't read
this and don't complain to me.it's not my fault you clicked the link of a
slash fic. -^^-;;;
Thanks: Voices in my head for finally getting me to write down one of the stories in my head as well as my good friends Tara, Jill, and Chris for secretly inspiring me to start writing fan fictions as well as Lunadeath who doesn't know it yet but made me want to write too!
Plot: This is a slash fic with my attempt at humor as well as sap and lemon and lime. It won't have too much plot, but enough to keep you entertained.
Pairings: Draco/Harry, eventually Ron/Hermoine and more ?!?!
Rating: R.NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter, that's all J.K Rowlings and her publishers (or as the extremely crazy teachers at the school my friends attend call her, The Evil Rowlings Woman). I wish I did but I'm glad she shares them
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It was Christmas at Hogwarts again and as a 7th year, Harry was awfully excited to be half way through his last year. He'd miss it of course but who knows, maybe he'd come back and teach. However at that moment Harry wasn't the least bit concerned with future plans he was enthralled by the tiny notice in the Great Hall:
~~ SECRET SANTAS~~ Any Hogwarts student who wishes to participate in the act of Secret Santas please print their name on the list below. Further rules and instructions will be given at the end of the week. Be sure to sign up by Wednesday. -Professor McGonagal
"Hmm." thought Harry, "this could prove to be interesting" and without another word he signed his name on the list. Unbeknownst to him, a pair of icy blue eyes were following his every move as he left the deserted Great Hall. "Well Potter we'll just see how interesting this can get."
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"So Harry, I take it you've heard all about the Secret Santas. Hermoine has gone to sign her and I up. I do hope I get to be her Secret Santa Harry.but shhh I don't want her to know, ok mate?" Ron was blushing hard enough to match his bright red hair.
"Oh.of course." Harry's thoughts were preoccupied with a strange dream he had last night about being a certain blonde and blue-eyed Slytherin's Secret Santa.
**** Draco eyed the large gift in bemusement and a small amount of astonishment (but he was a Malfoy, of course he deserved a present this big but still) "This is from my Secret Santa? Well who the hell would send me such an enormous present?"
Draco pulled the card off of the box and read silently "I wanted to deliver my present personally, but this seemed much more appropriate to my true intentions." Slowly he pulled at the bow on top of the box and each side fell away leaving the most gorgeous and unexpected sight Draco had ever seen. "H-HH-Harry?!" Harry only smiled slyly, a rosy tint to his cheeks, as he stood wrapped in only gold and silver ribbon, which laced about his body. "Merry Christmas Malfoy!" Although nothing could be seen, the evidence was there to say that Harry was definitely enjoying Draco's reaction to his Secret Santa gift.
HARRY!
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"What?!.Oh sorry 'Moine just got lost in thought for a moment" Ron and Hermoine glanced at each other across the table quite puzzled by Harry's glazed expression.
"Mmm.anyway looks like everyone is all signed up for Secret Santas. I even saw Malfoy's name up there!"
"Bloody Malfoy.just because he thinks everyone adores him doesn't mean he'll get a good Secret Santa. Why if I could rig it I'd send him a damned ferret!" Harry looked away trying to hide the excitement in his eyes that Dra.err Malfoy was participating. Hermoine fought back a giggle though she was glaring at Ron for his outburst.
"ATTENTION STUDENTS. I have posted the remaining amount of rules concerning Secret Santas and all who signed up will receive an owl tomorrow morning at breakfast notifying who's Secret Santa you are." With that Professor McGonagal left the students to their dinners.
"I wonder whose Secret Santa I'll be," squealed Hermoine.
Harry just stared down at his plate pushing his remaining food about as he dreamed about his secret wish for a Secret Santa.
At the Slytherin table Malfoy had caught Potter, Weasel, and Mudblood's conversation. He had also happened to see the grin that erupted on Harry's face when his name was mentioned on the list. "Well.well Harry, Christmas may not be so bad this year after all." Draco then exited the Great Hall with a malicious grin and a nice plan to finally get what had been on his Christmas list for the past couple school years.
~~~~ That night Harry had the same dream as before except that this time he switched places with Draco who was his Secret Santa as well as gift. *Thank the gods I put a silencing charm about my bed* He was growing harder by the minute at the thoughts of unwrapping that sweet pale body that was slightly muscular from his intense Quidditch training. BEEP BEEP BEEP! " mnhfkin..alramclockdmmn.." Harry crawled out of bed cursing the day for ruining his erotic dream. To bad for Harry that it wasn't the first awakening he would have today.
In a similar position down in the dungeons, Draco Malfoy was having luscious illusions of the Boy-Who-Lived and how he would taste covered in flavored peppermint oil with a Christmas bow covering only his.RING RING! Draco jumped up violently and slammed his old bell alarm clock into the wall. "For Merlin's sake can't a wizard at least finish his dreams. especially those kind of dreams?" He was tempted to fall right back to sleep and see just what was under that bow when he remembered his plan and how much he wanted to see a certain Gryffindor's reaction.
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"Harry, what's wrong? You seem terribly groggy this morning. Didn't you sleep well? Was it that dream again?" "Ron, leave Harry alone. He doesn't need your twenty questions the morning" Hermoine enforced to Ron. "Besides the day is bound to get better, we find out who's Secret Santa we are!"
Just then the sound of wings began to echo in the Great Hall as owls descended on everyone in the school, even the teachers who had decided to partake in their own Christmas fun.
Ron got just what he wanted as he opened the small parcel to reveal Hermoine. A secretive smile spread across her lips when Hermoine got her desire to be Ron's.
"Aren't you going to open yours Harry? Come on, I know you can't tell us but you must want to know" beamed Ron, overjoyed at being 'Mione's Secret Santa.
Harry slowly opened the small paper box and grew wide-eyed when he read the name inside. His breath was caught in his throat as he read the name to be sure it was real. In tiny curved letters read the name "Draco Malfoy."
Thanks: Voices in my head for finally getting me to write down one of the stories in my head as well as my good friends Tara, Jill, and Chris for secretly inspiring me to start writing fan fictions as well as Lunadeath who doesn't know it yet but made me want to write too!
Plot: This is a slash fic with my attempt at humor as well as sap and lemon and lime. It won't have too much plot, but enough to keep you entertained.
Pairings: Draco/Harry, eventually Ron/Hermoine and more ?!?!
Rating: R.NC-17
Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Harry Potter, that's all J.K Rowlings and her publishers (or as the extremely crazy teachers at the school my friends attend call her, The Evil Rowlings Woman). I wish I did but I'm glad she shares them
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It was Christmas at Hogwarts again and as a 7th year, Harry was awfully excited to be half way through his last year. He'd miss it of course but who knows, maybe he'd come back and teach. However at that moment Harry wasn't the least bit concerned with future plans he was enthralled by the tiny notice in the Great Hall:
~~ SECRET SANTAS~~ Any Hogwarts student who wishes to participate in the act of Secret Santas please print their name on the list below. Further rules and instructions will be given at the end of the week. Be sure to sign up by Wednesday. -Professor McGonagal
"Hmm." thought Harry, "this could prove to be interesting" and without another word he signed his name on the list. Unbeknownst to him, a pair of icy blue eyes were following his every move as he left the deserted Great Hall. "Well Potter we'll just see how interesting this can get."
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"So Harry, I take it you've heard all about the Secret Santas. Hermoine has gone to sign her and I up. I do hope I get to be her Secret Santa Harry.but shhh I don't want her to know, ok mate?" Ron was blushing hard enough to match his bright red hair.
"Oh.of course." Harry's thoughts were preoccupied with a strange dream he had last night about being a certain blonde and blue-eyed Slytherin's Secret Santa.
**** Draco eyed the large gift in bemusement and a small amount of astonishment (but he was a Malfoy, of course he deserved a present this big but still) "This is from my Secret Santa? Well who the hell would send me such an enormous present?"
Draco pulled the card off of the box and read silently "I wanted to deliver my present personally, but this seemed much more appropriate to my true intentions." Slowly he pulled at the bow on top of the box and each side fell away leaving the most gorgeous and unexpected sight Draco had ever seen. "H-HH-Harry?!" Harry only smiled slyly, a rosy tint to his cheeks, as he stood wrapped in only gold and silver ribbon, which laced about his body. "Merry Christmas Malfoy!" Although nothing could be seen, the evidence was there to say that Harry was definitely enjoying Draco's reaction to his Secret Santa gift.
HARRY!
****
"What?!.Oh sorry 'Moine just got lost in thought for a moment" Ron and Hermoine glanced at each other across the table quite puzzled by Harry's glazed expression.
"Mmm.anyway looks like everyone is all signed up for Secret Santas. I even saw Malfoy's name up there!"
"Bloody Malfoy.just because he thinks everyone adores him doesn't mean he'll get a good Secret Santa. Why if I could rig it I'd send him a damned ferret!" Harry looked away trying to hide the excitement in his eyes that Dra.err Malfoy was participating. Hermoine fought back a giggle though she was glaring at Ron for his outburst.
"ATTENTION STUDENTS. I have posted the remaining amount of rules concerning Secret Santas and all who signed up will receive an owl tomorrow morning at breakfast notifying who's Secret Santa you are." With that Professor McGonagal left the students to their dinners.
"I wonder whose Secret Santa I'll be," squealed Hermoine.
Harry just stared down at his plate pushing his remaining food about as he dreamed about his secret wish for a Secret Santa.
At the Slytherin table Malfoy had caught Potter, Weasel, and Mudblood's conversation. He had also happened to see the grin that erupted on Harry's face when his name was mentioned on the list. "Well.well Harry, Christmas may not be so bad this year after all." Draco then exited the Great Hall with a malicious grin and a nice plan to finally get what had been on his Christmas list for the past couple school years.
~~~~ That night Harry had the same dream as before except that this time he switched places with Draco who was his Secret Santa as well as gift. *Thank the gods I put a silencing charm about my bed* He was growing harder by the minute at the thoughts of unwrapping that sweet pale body that was slightly muscular from his intense Quidditch training. BEEP BEEP BEEP! " mnhfkin..alramclockdmmn.." Harry crawled out of bed cursing the day for ruining his erotic dream. To bad for Harry that it wasn't the first awakening he would have today.
In a similar position down in the dungeons, Draco Malfoy was having luscious illusions of the Boy-Who-Lived and how he would taste covered in flavored peppermint oil with a Christmas bow covering only his.RING RING! Draco jumped up violently and slammed his old bell alarm clock into the wall. "For Merlin's sake can't a wizard at least finish his dreams. especially those kind of dreams?" He was tempted to fall right back to sleep and see just what was under that bow when he remembered his plan and how much he wanted to see a certain Gryffindor's reaction.
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"Harry, what's wrong? You seem terribly groggy this morning. Didn't you sleep well? Was it that dream again?" "Ron, leave Harry alone. He doesn't need your twenty questions the morning" Hermoine enforced to Ron. "Besides the day is bound to get better, we find out who's Secret Santa we are!"
Just then the sound of wings began to echo in the Great Hall as owls descended on everyone in the school, even the teachers who had decided to partake in their own Christmas fun.
Ron got just what he wanted as he opened the small parcel to reveal Hermoine. A secretive smile spread across her lips when Hermoine got her desire to be Ron's.
"Aren't you going to open yours Harry? Come on, I know you can't tell us but you must want to know" beamed Ron, overjoyed at being 'Mione's Secret Santa.
Harry slowly opened the small paper box and grew wide-eyed when he read the name inside. His breath was caught in his throat as he read the name to be sure it was real. In tiny curved letters read the name "Draco Malfoy."