Author's Note: Well, this is it. I want to start off this fic and have a break with my boring and serious school life so I want to add up the spice which is humor. I really want to write something that has a genre that is lined with supernatural and fantasy category but with a humor.

To mind you all, this is my first Code Geass fanfic so please bear with it and do not be too harsh on me. Please review and you can also suggest what I will do next with the story .

Disclaimer: I do not own any of these stuffs and if I have the chance to own it, I will make a big focus on the funny times Lelouch had on school.

Note: Zero doesn't exist here, :).


"HALT!" Amethyst orbs glowed as soft huffing from a person was heard. Small taps were made when school shoes made contact with the cemented floor.

"I ORDER YOU TO STOP!" This person spoke with great authority, a son of a royalty, the prince of imperial Britannia. Lelouch ran through the school grounds trying to cope up with the stamina of his friend.

"I said stop, give me my book, now!" Prince Lelouch vi Britannia, clad in his school uniform, is chasing his said best friend; the one with curly brown locks and emerald eyes.

"Knowing you Lelouch, you can't and will never catch me." Kururugi Suzaku, the son of the prime minister of Japan, snickered at Lelouch as he ran with moderate speed which was too fast for the prince.

"I said STOP!!!!!" The boy with lavender orbs screamed on the top of his lungs like a girl. You can say that he shook the whole school and the earth stopped rotating in 0.10 seconds. He was totally frustrated at his friend who stole his book and he began running in his full speed which was too slow compared to Suzaku's.

"Okay," Suzaku stopped three meters away from Lelouch holding the book on his right that was aligned with his face. He was smirking secretly, as he stared at the pale face of the prince.

"I'll give this to you if you join us in our council activity later in the afternoon." The brown-haired boy said as he pointed his index finger to Lelouch.

"What activity?" This prince raised one of his brows on his student of a best friend as he tried to think of what are the possible activities that the president want him to do. Looking at Suzaku's smile, he knew that something was up and it is not a good idea.

"You will…" Suzaku started as his smirk grew wider every second, "wear a cat suit! Cat ears and cat tail and some fitted suit that Shirley designed only for you. We will have a café opened at one in the afternoon and we are going to serve snacks and tea with our animal cosplay! So, will you accept it or I will rip this book out?" Suzaku explained all the happenings to be done and made his voice lower than his average voice tone to make it sound more like a threat. Luckily, fish Lelouch took the bait unwillingly.

The prince gulped and thought of it over again. He can just leave the book and ditch class with Rivalz later to gamble with adults knowing that he was smart enough to beat them in chess. But the book in Suzaku's hand was not an ordinary one because this was the first and last book that his mother gave him before she left them. He could not bear to see this thing being ripped by his best friend. This left him no choice and he knew that he has to do this.

"I…I" Lelouch felt a sweat trickle down his pale face, "I a-accept." That time, I felt being small for the first time in my life. Did I make the right decision? Did I sell my pride over my mother's book? Oh, I can't foresee my future!

"I can't go out like this!" Lelouch made a small pout as he looked at his self on the mirror.

"Lulu, you can't just back out because we've agreed on this. Now, be a good boy and take your eyeglasses off." Milly said as she placed the belt around the amethyst-eyed boy's slim waist.

"Oh, when you look at this…" The president with a blond curly hair took noticed something as she took a hold of Lelouch's waist,

"Ah!" The prince almost made a shriek from the contact of Milly's fingers crawling in his waist carelessly which was for him, a bit indecent.

"Shirley, give me the tape measure and hurry!" The blonde haired girl continued inspecting Lelouch's body and she even brought out one of her magnifying glasses for this observation.

"Ye-yes!" Shirley Fenette, a person so adorable with tangerine colored hair almost stumbled because of the sudden command from the student council President. She searched practically everywhere and found the tape measure on the 24th drawer of that big cabinet in their room.

"Ha, I found it!" This green eyed swimmer for a girl hopped happily as she handed the thing being asked for to Milly Ashford.

"Good job, inspector Shirley, now, let's see…" Curiosity was said to kill the cat as the other side of Milly showed up the third time that day. Lelouch was just combing his soft jet black hair when the lass with curly golden locks wrapped the tape measure around his waist that startled the poor little prince.

"Whoa!" Milly was perplexed to the result of her observations, very astonished that her eyes began to glitter with sparkles on it.

"24, for the waistline, Lelouch" Milly wrote on her notebook as she giggled softly and the lavender-eyed boy shivered at the thought of something the crazy president was like planning another activity that involves him. Scary was the only thing that Lelouch could describe Milly's crazy plans for that moment. But this crazy ideas were something that made him enjoy his life to the fullest even without Nunnally.

"Eh? Are you serious Lulu? I have 27 for my waistline." Shirley couldn't believe herself. She even asked herself if she's fat.

"Mine's 28…hmm…" The blonde haired president placed a finger below her chin but still held the raven's right waist in her right hand. She began to think deeper and deeper as her curiosity challenged her to do something she's never done in her life.

"Prez, can you let go of me?" The boy with purple eyes had that slight tinge of pink in his cheeks to confirm that he's embarrassed of what his friend is trying to do. Even with such high level of IQ, he can never predict this little blonde president.

"No, no, not yet; I'm not yet finished!" Milly's thoughts have been disturbed but fortunately, an idea popped out from her head, she smirked at that. Then Milly's hands crawled down to a certain spot on the prince's body that he would never let anyone touch him.

"Ah-what are you doing?!?!!" Lelouch shrieked, his blush turning redder in every minute. Now this was going out of the line, he didn't ever expect that Milly would do this. Never.

"Ooh, Lulu, you have a pretty shaped butt for a boy." She stared at it for a moment and out of this little girl's curiosity and fantasy, she placed the tape measure around the raven's butt.

"Thirty…five, pretty good results Lulu" Milly's smirk got higher as she planned for something more extravagant than what Lelouch is in now.

"Okay, enough of this, if you want me to participate in your activity, stop fooling around so carelessly." The imperial prince of Britannia finished arranging his tie. Actually, he was wearing a violet turtle neck and sleeveless shirt and a fitted matching violet shorts for his clothing. There was also a loose belt hanging in his waist with cat ears on his head. He was wearing a knee high boots that has ribbons and laces tied on it.

"How adorable, Lulu!" Shirley burst up into a big grin as she looked at the president and nodded. Together, the two ladies' eyes twinkled and after that they plastered a big evil smirk on their lovely faces. Lelouch can see an unfamiliar aura from the two as blue lines appeared on his forehead and cold sweat ran down on his face like rain; he concluded that the next thing that will happen is not a good thing.

Shirley Fenette and Milly Ashford distanced themselves from the raven prince as they started to whisper. Lelouch only stared at them looking very horrified at the expressions of their faces as he tried to think of what the two ladies are planning. Unfortunately, he cannot see through their plan, like a strong barrier that protects it. The next thing Lelouch knew, he was forced to sit on a chair and a rope was tied around him. Much to his disappointment, his struggling was useless and the raven just watched what they did to him.


The next thing, he found himself tied on one of the chairs at the student council office; a rope tied around his feet waist and wrists.

"W-wait! What are you doing?" The raven struggled as he found his hair tied in the right side of with a pink pony tail.

"Whoa!" Milly was flustered to see what they did to Lelouch as she stared very well at her work. The image of Lelouch with his hair tied and his cheeks tinted pink was priceless. He looks like a girl, indeed, a real photocopy of the late empress, Queen Marianne.

"Now, just to give this event a little more exciting moment…" Milly said as she rubbed her chin trying to make an idea on how she would make this activity a little different from the others. Well, we can't blame her because it is in her nature as a spoiled granddaughter of the Ashford's superintendent.

"You really look very different, Lulu, I mean…ahem…Luluko," Milly faked a cough as she announced the new nickname of Lelouch trying to hide her smirk which was getting wider.

"Hey, don't just give me that name! I am a guy you know!" Lelouch huffed as he tried to struggle and free himself from the ropes around his wrists.

"But now is not the time to be a guy, right, Shirley?" Ms. President said as she looked to Shirley with twinkling eyes, it was a very new look from Milly. Her eyes showed too much excitement and enthusiasm as she batted her eyelashes.

"Uh-oh, this is bad…" Lelouch said as he was giving his remark showing that he was totally against this stuff. This was getting crazier than he what he first thought; Milly has never done anything crazier than this before.

"Shirley, come here," Milly signaled as the tangerine haired embellish girl went near to the School president. The blonde whispered a few things as Shirley just nodded

"Now, the time is, hmm... let's see… 12:07 huh? It's still early and I know that you're hungry so I will prepare tea and snacks for you." Sure, Lelouch doesn't really understand what this girl is thinking about.

As Lelouch saw Shirley and Milly's departure upon the closing of the door, he tried to find a way on how he is going to escape from this crazy activity, or whatever he thinks. Even he knew that technically, he wasn't physically strong enough to break the ties and he can't get out of this trouble no matter what, he still continued on being someone determinate to escape.

"Lelouch," Milly said as she opened the door revealing the cookies and snacks including tea on the long and thin silver tray that the president was holding. It was obvious that this raven didn't take any bite this lunch because of the pale face that he has.

"It's no use," The class president placed the tray of food on the table after which he neared the lavender-eyed raven, "Let me help you…" Milly smiled foolishly and Lelouch can't believe what he was hearing. It was about time that Milly gave up on this. The class president then untied the ropes in Lelouch's wrists, so much for the lad's gratefulness.

"And by the way, you can't escape from us…" She stated before leaving the room locked with only the raven in the inside. Milly was naïve but not dumb at all; she knew Lulu since they were twelve so she knows what goes on with Lelouch's big mind. He can't and will not ease hunger at all or else he will be sick in bed for days.

In the count of ten, something will be at hand that will make a mark on Ashford's history.

10…

"Maybe eating won't hurt; at least Milly doesn't want me dead…" Lelouch mumbled to himself,

9…

"He's gonna do it…" Milly whispered to Shirley as they peeked into the key hole,

8…

After Lelouch munched on his cookies, he drank the earl grey tea that was definitely his favorite,

7…

"Looks like this is a success, kaichou!" Shirley whispered back at the other girl,

6…

Lelouch's eyes were turning heavy and his vision was getting blurry but he kept on fighting it,

5…

" 4 seconds more and that's it,"

4…

"Taking a short nap won't anger someone, right?" The raven lad murmured,

3…

Milly and Shirley giggled as they watched the poor prince rub his eyes in exhaustion,

2…

Lelouch yawned,

1…

Thud!

Milly pronounced this as a good opportunity to initiate their plan, it was still early anyways. Now is the time to get back for all the things that the raven made them. The blonde haired girl always looked for Lelouch's flaw and always failed to do so. But at least, she is the one always under command and the vice president can't do anything.


"Yes, it's Suzaku," An auburn about seventeen stood up as one of the youngest of military in-charge, the knight of seven.

"What?! Prince Schneizel?! Here on Area 11? When?" He exclaimed out loud as he was only talking with his phone.

"I understand, it's tomorrow, isn't it?" He calmed down a bit when he heard about the date of the second prince's arrival.

"I am at school, but sir, I can do-" Suzaku was about to protest when several beeps made its way to his ears meaning that the call was ended.

His emerald orbs shined through as he checked out the time, only to find that it was 5 minutes before one. He can do the running in 2 minutes not worrying about his stamina. The thing that kept bothering his mind as he continued walking to the said activity area was the thing about prince Schneizel. Why was the prince coming to Japan at this time? The war was finished 2 years ago when the freedom was given to the Japanese people with the command of the emperor.

At this time, the Japanese were living well with the britannians and the Japanese noblemen also got their rank in lined with the noblemen of Britannia.

"Kaichou-" He opened the door and was about to say something when he was cut off by what he saw before his eyes.

A person with beautiful lavender orbs and raven hair that reached two inches below the shoulders that was tied at the left side with a violet ribbon was standing there with a cat outfit. The outfit embraced all parts of her body perfectly; the lavender turtle neck was sleeveless and it was paired by a violet camouflage 7-inch short shorts that was only an inch below the butt line. To finish it all, was wearing a matching 3-inched heeled lavender leather boots-roller skates which was also 3 inches high above the ankle.

"Ano, kaichou, kono onna wa, dare ka? (Umm, prez, who is this girl?)" Suzaku said a bit flustered and surprised at this embellish visitor's presence.

"Suzaku, can't you recognize me? It's me Le-mmmphh" Milly covered the unknown person's mouth with her hands in proper time. This person here was indeed, Lelouch himself only with his voice altered. The light make up was made by the two girls while the raven was asleep. They even made him drink voice alteration syrup that made his voice an octave higher and his hair longer and it would last for 5 hours. Damn, the high technology of the society.

"Le-who?" Suzaku asked, standing a bit in confusion, his right eyebrow made its way up and gave a confusing look.

"Ara! Don't mind her, she's our guests for today who will be helping us in the cafe. Her name is Luluko." Milly pronounced as she declared the opening of the café. The activity area was large and it occupied the whole hall in the west wing which was half as large as the main school building.

"Right, Luluko, there are customers waiting for you to get their orders at tables1, 5, and 12!" Shirley shouted and Lelouch just nodded in reply. He doesn't want to talk that much because of his voice. Well, when he was a kid, he had this voice but puberty changed almost everything about him, giving him hard time to adjust with his new voice.

"May I take your order ma'am," He spoke quite irritated with his voice. He can't believe how Nunnally had agreed upon this and she was even enjoying hearing her brother with that voice. Even though Nunnally was blind and crippled, she insisted on helping with the student council as she found this as her leisure.

Thirty minutes had already passed and the customers kept on coming nonstop, so much for Lelouch's exhaustion but he can still come up with the people properly. Seeing Suzaku so lively---he didn't even broke a sweat, was making this raven more frustrated. He was a bit jealous on how Suzaku had this manly strength while he had the stamina weaker than a normal girl has. It wasn't his fault for being a spoiled prince anyway, that was when his mother didn't die yet.

His thoughts were disrupted when a loud knock came at the door. He came to ask himself if this person before the big oak door was an idiot or what. He was sure that there was a sign In front that indicates that this door was open.

"I'm sorry but I'm sure that there is a sign--" His voice was high showing that he was a bit irritated about this person's behavior but suddenly he was cut off with what he saw; he even dropped the tray that he was holding that made the tea cups and biscuits crushed. This gathered the whole attention of the people inside the room. Some of them even had their mouths gape and some even stood up.

He stood there, glued upon the surface he was standing upon with his eyes showing an expression of fear and full shock. Without his knowing, tears were brimming down his cheeks that made everyone in the student council rush to him.

"O-o-onii-sama…" He blurted out as he made an attempt to run with his roller skates but a hand held his skinny arm.


TBC!

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