This one will have humor... no lemon this time guys. This idea just popped into my head. Haven't any of you ever wondered what would happened if Kyuubi saw/heard a cell phone? Well I have so here is what I think might happen.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

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It was 2 O'clock in the afternoon when it all started. It was a pretty normal day for Arashi. He just got back from training his team of genin when he came home to find the little kitsune, known as Kyuubi, was glaring at his broken cell phone.

"..."

"..."

"Kyuubi... what did you do to my cell phone?" Arashi just starred at the demon waiting for an answer as to why his most beloved object was... was broken.

"I killed it." Kyuubi stated not even looking at the man, he just kept glaring at the offending object that as he said was dead.

"Why?" Arashi asked the deranged creature.

"It wouldn't shut up." Kyuubi answered glaring even more fiercely at it remembering what happened.

Flashback!!!!!!

Kyuubi was just lounging on the couch when he heard this loud ring come out of no where. He jumped in surprise and landed on his butt on the floor. Grumbling he got up and started to search for the thing making the noise. His ears swiveled back and forth trying to locate the noise.

"What the hell is that noise." Kyuubi frowned, that noise was so annoying! "Found it!"

He grabbed hold of the object from on Arashi's dresser. He looked at it with confusion, his ears drawn back so the noise wasn't going directly in his ears.

"What is it?" Kyuubi said to himself turning the object around in his hands.

It finally stopped ringing, but just when Kyuubi was about to put it down it started up again. Making Kyuubi jump, again, and drop the thing on the floor. Now Kyuubi was getting aggravated.

"Ok that's it... this thing is going to die." Kyuubi narrowed his eyes at it raising a tail, and then let it drop on the object.

End Flashback!!!!!!

"Kyuubi.."

"Hm.."

"That was my cell phone." Arashi looked at the now confused kitsune.

"Whats a cell phone?" Kyuubi asked tilting his head to the side which gave him a cute confused look.

"A cell phone is something people use to communicate from long distances... it makes that ringing noise to alert you to someone calling you.." Arashi tried to explain to the red head.

It took Kyuubi a few minutes to comprehend everything the blond said and he gave a nod in understanding. Arashi gave a sigh and gave the shorter one a bland look.

"Great now my cell phone has been destroyed... now I'm going to have to get a new one." Arashi complained, falling on the couch.

"Oh well, I'm going to take a nap." Kyuubi shrugged his shoulders and walked off to the guest room he's been staying in.

"That's all your going to do! Not even try to fix it!" Arashi yelled after the demon, "He breaks something and doesn't even try to fix it... lazy ass.."

Thump!

"Owwwww! My head!" Arashi screamed when a big heavy book hit his head.

"Not lazy!"

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This is my best at humor... hope this little one-shot was ok... now review and I might hurry up with my other fics and put a lemon in the other chapter!

Kyuubi: I want sex!!!!! I want it now!!!!

Me: You'll get it ok just be patient...

Arashi: I want ramen!

Me: I see where Naruto gets his brain from...

Arashi: That's mean!

Kyuubi: But very true. smirk

All of use: Review!