Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) are from Fox Kids and Eastman/Laird
Kung Fu Panda is from Dreamworks
Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Turtles
Prologue
It was another peaceful day in New York city, a home of a multitude of heroes, and there were four main ones that were starting to dislike this silence the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. "Can someone please tell where the shell is all the action." A red masked humanoid turtle shouted as he preformed a roundhouse kick on a hanging punching bag. The red one also went by Raphael or Raph. Out of the group he was one that did not dig the whole love and peace scenario the most.
"What the big deal, Raph? Ever since we beat the Cyber Shredder I have had plenty of time to care for my comics." An orange masked humanoid turtle, named Michelangelo or Mikey, questioned and stated while placing a comic by the name: Justice Force in a protective bag. "I still can't believe they survived Karai's attack at our last lair." He added while trying not to think of that day thankfully his cat Klunk purred affectionately while laying in his Indian style lap to drive his thoughts to neutral space.
"Good thing I told you to always put them away in that safe I designed." A purple masked humanoid turtle, goes by Donatello, Don, or Donnie, said while browsing the internet on his upgraded computer. "I'm sorry that I didn't have time to make another one for the artifact that the Utroms gave to you, father." He added a bit sorrowfully to an elderly looking humanoid rat.
"It is alright, my son. I will always have the memories of my master Hamato Yoshi in my heart, just as I do with my family and friends." The rodent said while placing a reassuring hand on the brainiac's shoulder. The rodent was their father, but he also went by Master Splinter, Master, or Splinter.
"Guy's I'm still sorry over all that had happened with that." A blue masked humanoid turtle, Leonardo or Leo, confessed to them while trying to meditate, but he couldn't, not with that specific conversation. The others knew that he felt bad about that and thanks to the Ancient One's training he didn't let it take over his life.
"No sweat, Leo, and after the whole Demon Shredder thing she FINALLY stopped bugging us." Raphael said to him, so he didn't feel so bad before giving his punching bag a hard punch near the center. 'But with all this damn quite her going back to Shredder ways would make everything better.' He thought after the punch made contact.
'With all of the Shredders gone then maybe the version of the Earth that Drako/Damiyo's son sent me to won't happen.' The purple one thought before seeing through the reflection of the computer saw the punching bag flying.
"Whoops. Guess that one was a little hard." Raph admitted as the bag continued to fly. The only thing that stopped it was a sword, but not from Leo, and the others were a little surprised to see the person in question.
"Good afternoon, Turtles." A familiar female: Karai said while sheathing her sword, and then finished with a traditional bow. The others went over to meet her, and wondered what she had been up to since the wedding of their first two human friends.
"Hey, Karai." The blue one began while admiring the New York civilian outfit. Nothing bad: just a casual T-shirt, blue jeans, and sandals, but she was beautiful in it. The field leader turtle knew that it was too late and not proper for such a thing, but he was happy that she had Chaplin, who was never really that bad of a guy, got together.
"It is good to see you, and I am sorry that I haven't been around to see you." She said to them. What she had told them was true, with the low level of opponents the Justice Force, the Foot, the Ninja Tribunal, the Acolytes, the Ancient One, and even Bishop on occasion; as soon as their two first human friends: Casey Jones and April O` Neil got hitched it caused several other guys to try to step up including Chaplin.
"It's cool. At least we haven't been totally forgotten." Raphael said while giving her a handshake. Back when she first betrayed them he would NEVER have even thought about doing this, but after seeing Bishop change in the future he decided that she could too; and she did. "Besides how many times did you ask old four eyes for bedroom adjustments?" He questioned with a smirk.
"Well…we…" She stuttered, and knew what he was referring to. After Casey it was the Foot's tech-head to try and succeeded in going out with her. However she did not want to give them ALL of the details so she put on a semi-version of her old self. "We have been doing well in that field and that is all you need to know reptile." She said to them in her old tone, but there was still a mischievous twinkle in her eyes that the red one caught.
"Fair enough." The purple one said and then added, "Speaking of which, where is…" He was stopped when they all heard coughing. They all looked over in the same doorway that she came from, and say a red haired an covered in punching bag innards.
"Right here, Donatello." He said as he walked over to the others. They all could see that he was covered in the remains of the punching bag, and in an instant Karai helped dust him off.
"Thank you Mis-I mean, thanks Karai." He said to her when most of it was gone. In the time that he started working for the Foot he dug Karai's appearance and her attitude as a whole, and all that time he had to call her Mistress, but now it was hard for him not to say it since the reformat of the Foot.
"I saw at the wedding that Adam often gazed at the Tribunal member: Shikara-Shishou. Why?" Karai questioned her former enemy. That and the battle with Demon Shredder were the only times that she met those humans, so she didn't know too much about them or their behavior.
"Would you believe that he has a crush on her?" The orange masked one said to her. The news of the strongest female that they had seen and an average Joe through them for a loop, and by the looks on their faces it did the same to them. As Raph moved to put in another punching bag he spotted Chaplin gazing around the lair. He knew full well that they have seen their new home which made him ask a simple question.
"What are you lookin` for Chaplin?" He questioned while balancing the bag on one shoulder and gripping on of his sai with the other. They may have been pals now a days, but trust was one thing he had little of for some people right off the bat.
"Just looking for Serling. Ever since the wedding I have been dying to know of his schematics." He said and then looked around for the silver robot. The four knew of Serling when they were sent to the future, and thanks to the virus Viral he was stuck with them in the past. However before he left the four threatened to turn him into scrap should he tell them ANYTHING about the future…even they themselves had the whole journal incident.
"With Casey and April. You know helping them with their luggage and all that." Michelangelo said to him. Soon the team went back to doing what they did in the beginning, and after a few hours they all saw a familiar portal open up on one of their walls. From it came the rabbit swordsman: Usagi and his gambling rhino: Gennosuke, Gen for short.
"Usagi, Gen it's great to see some more friendly faces." Leonardo said and then gave the traditional bow as did the rabbit. The two met in the Battle Nexus, which Raph is grateful that the Foot destroyed Mikey's trophy during the ambush, and have been like best buds with a different fighter, one by the name of: Traximus ever since, and he didn't mind these guys either. "What are you two doin` here? I mean, what about Hebi and his army?" The hard shelled reptile questioned.
"For the moment the snake is under custody, Leonardo-san." Was the white hare's answer. He then saw Raphael, who had gotten his replacement bag hung, was pounding on it harder than the last. "I seem to have won the bet, Gen. Raphael-san seems to have gotten angry in the month of silence." The swords-bunny commented with a solid smirk. He and his old friend were having a bet to see how fast it would be for the loner of the turtles to snap.
"What do you mean Usagi? I mean he's beating on that punching bag, what's the harm in tha-." Gen said, but was cut off as the bag went flying and forced the hornless rhino to slam into the wall.
"Hey, Usagi…Gen." Raph said while walking over to the group. He paused out of annoyance since just like Casey, Raphael couldn't handle that guy all that much. "Usagi, I gotta know one thing - everyone here in our world is getting with someone, for the exception of us, so what about you?" He questioned the hairball of that certain field.
"There is no one, Raphael-san." He answered back quickly; a bit too quickly for the turtle's sake.
"Really?" Leonardo questioned. "What about that female samurai guardian? What was her name again…oh, that's right: Tomoe Ame." He added and for a moment could have almost saw a blush on the fellow swordsman's face.
"Of course not, Leonardo-san. We are simply old friends, that's all." He said to them hastily, but calmly. By this time Gen had gotten the bag off of him and was back on his feet, and despite being pinned he heard everything. He walked over behind his friend and decided to speak in the blue turtle's defense.
"Now, now Usagi. What about the times you and her-." He said and once again he was stopped, but this time it was due to the sheath of the rabbit's sword to his stomach.
"Pay no heed to Gen. He often likes to speak of nonsense." Usagi said while resting his hands from his blades. "The real reason on my visit is to offer you, your brothers, and your master to go to a village around where you landed that is pretty peaceful." He offered and instantly heard a growl from the rage filled reptile, but he ignored it.
"Hmm, perhaps it is best to get out of the city for a while to clear our minds." Splinter said to them, admitting that he enjoyed the idea.
"To go to a place that is just like Kyoto Japan the place of bushido." Leonardo said while explaining that Usagi's world is similar to when the five ventured into an Utrom virtual history book thanks to their friend Mortu.
"It sounds okay, but I have one condition." Michelangelo said to them, and all including Chaplin, Karai, Usagi, and Gen waited for him to continue. "If I can bring all my comics with me." He finished which gave them a group groan over what he had said.
"Of course Michelangelo." The tall mouse creature said with a smile since he knew no matter how old his sons get they will always have a certain quality that will never change.
"Great, then I'm in." He shouted proudly, and started to pack the comics. Raph was thinking of going, but something that did not sit well with him.
"There gonna be any butt to kick?" He asked in his usual tone that gave them all a shiver as he slammed his right fist into his left .
"None at all, Raphael-san. It is simply a peaceful village that has seen peace for several years." The rabbit answered back with no problem in his voice.
"Then why aint you comin`?" He asked back, wondering if the place was so peaceful then why were they going and not him.
"Due to the actions of a friend I am banned from such a place until they say it's alright." He answered back while giving his friend a ticked look through his eyes.
"Oh sure, blame the guy who stumbled out of an eatery, and end up bumping into one of the strongest cats in town." The rhino said trying to protect himself, but only admitted to his problem. Usagi knew that was no accident he knew that move was on purpose. As the rabbit and the rhino watched the team pack up things that they wanted to bring over and over course their weapons, but it was also about that time that the rabbit felt something rub on his pants, and saw that it was their cat: Klunk.
"One other thing. Perhaps it's best if your cat remains here." He asked and added, "As Leonardo can vouch for me my dimension is filled with animal like creatures, and no humans." Mikey instantly took his cat into his arms.
"On second thought guys, maybe I should stay here, to keep an eye on Klunk." The orange hero said while looking nervously at the group. Karai walked over to the turtle, since she did not want to interrupt she stayed silent, until now.
"Since it would be wise for the Foot to remain here. Maybe Chaplin and I can watch Klunk for you." She offered to them since living on the streets she often watched the strange beauty of street cats and loved their appearances. Besides she often spoke to Chaplin about getting a pet or two, and this might help them.
"Nice try, Karai, but Klunk only react good with turtles, so I guess…" Michelangelo started, but stopped when he saw his cat jump out of his arms, and into Karai's arms. "Klunk." He muttered angrily under his voice; he knew that overtime the cat liked her, but the Christmas kitty could have played along just a bit longer.
"You were sayin` Mikey." The red one said while giving him a noogie. Usagi, Splinter, and Leonardo went over to one of their walls, drew on it, and was able to create the right portal.
"This portal will take you just outside the village's boundaries." The rabbit informed them. He saw that the others were already set to go to the place. "And no Michelangelo there will be no one there to ask for proof. They are all quit trustworthy." He added since he knew what the comical one had in mind.
"Thanks Usagi, owe you one of telling us about this village." The field leader said, and with one final bow he left. The other three gave a farewell in their own style, and ended with the rodent.
"As my sons have said: thank you for giving us this vacation to get away from the this city." The elder said and added, "Thank you too, Karai for watching the city." He then entered the portal which vanished once his tail passed all the way through.
"What do you think, father? Should we find a place to live first?" Leonardo questioned after gazing at their new surroundings, and received a nod from their father. With that this new chapter began, but is it a whole new life or a vacation.
