AKATSUKI-PRESCHOOL!!

Hello, this is my second story, hope you enjoy, please review!!

The ending may be a little rocky...but please bear with me people!!

There will be pairings read to find out, the first is Pein x Konan but there will be yaoi!!

"OK HE'S HERE…TOBI YOU REMEMBER THE PLAN RIGHT?"

The blue haired, female, ninja, Konan yelled, pulling away from the window and closing the curtains.

"Hai, Tobi remembers, because TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!"

"Yes Tobi is a very, very good boy, now hurry he's getting out of his car!"

"Hai!!" Tobi yelled happily turning the light switch down to dim and putting in a romantic soundtrack CD that he had stole from Itachi's room earlier that day.

"What, the…why is the door locked?" Pein grumbled searching for his keys in his Akatsuki cloak.

"Ah hah!" Pein said pulling out a chain connected to several small keys.

Pein opened the door immediately noticing the dimmed lights, "d Kakuza! didn't pay the electricity bill again, I presume!"

"And who put Itachi's secret CD in the stereo?"

Konan sighed unhappily, grabbing a bread roll from the basket that laid on the table in front of her and chucked it as hard as she could making it smack Pein in the side of the head.

"OW WHAT THE-" Pein stopped immediately, jaw nearly about to drop on the floor at the sight in front of him, there was Konan on the couch spread out on her side elegantly, her usual Akatsuki cloak, was opened revealing Konan wearing a pair of black thigh boots, and sexy black lingerie with red clouds on them matching her cloak.

"K-Ko-Kona..n…y…your…" Pein stuttered gasping for air about to pass out from major nosebleed.

Konan stopped him by seductively walking over to him, and grabbing his arm pulling him back over to the couch with her.

"I…I…you, I UHHHHHH" Pein managed before being pulled into a rough passionate kiss by Konan, Pein's once wide eyes were now closed, and his once tense hands were now wrapped around Konan's neck gently.

Pein was about to slip his cloak off until he was interrupted by Tobi skipping into the room joyfully with one very big plate of spaghetti, "sooo did you tell him about the plan yet??" Tobi asked giggling childishly.

"TOBI!!" Konan yelled slapping her forward, Tobi suddenly stopped, examining the current situation before grabbing his head with both hands and screaming, "AHHHHH, YOU…HIM…YOUR…ABOUT T-TO…KISS!!" Pein squinted his eyes at him "uhh we already did" Tobi immediately covered his one eye before running out of the room as quickly as he could.

Konan chuckled a little then leaned back up against Pein.

"Now where were we?" Konan said sweetly leaning in for another kiss

"What does he mean by plan?" Pein asked pushing Konan away from him roughly.

Konan swallowed hard "Oh ha ha you know how silly Tobi can be sometimes…making up crazy ideas all the time, I have no clue what he's talking about"

Konan laughed nervously scratching the back of her head "right?"

"…Wrong...now I will ask this one more time…WHAT PLAN" Pein repeated folding his arms, getting fed up with Konan's little games.

Konan dropped her head, slightly blushing "ummm well we've been together for a few years now right"

"yeah" Pein said, still looking sternly at her, Konan blushed more at this "well and you love me right?"

"yeah" Pein agreed, Konan nearly choked "well ummm I was maybe well uhhh thinking we could uhhh…haveababy…" Konan said so soft and so fast that Pein almost couldn't make it out what she had said, but to Konan's luck, he could.

Pein sighed "Konan how many times must I tell you, we…are…not…having…a…baby!!"

"Well I know but I mean…why not there soooooooooo cute!!" Konan giggled slightly hugging the pillow next to her.

Pein shook his head hardly amused, "you know very well as much as me why…for gods sake we are an S ranked organization of ruthless criminals, why would we want or need a baby and also how would we ever find the time or money!!"

"humph well now your just acting like Kakuza!!" Konan pouted.

Pein sighed "I tried to be nice" he stood up silently blowing out the candle in the center of the table "but…I-" Konan started but Pein cut her off sharply "end of discussion, good night" Pein said leaving the room. "G…good night" Konan's said, her voice was shaking slightly as she felt a tear roll down her cheek, she quickly brushed it away before anyone would see. "Ca-can To-Tobi come in, Tobi is a good boy" Tobi asked poking his head from around the corner of the hall looking at her, "uhh sure, Tobi" Konan said closing her cloak back up.

Konan swallowed hard "You didn't hear any of that, did you Tobi? Konan asked sadly.

Tobi held up both hands defensively "Tobi is a good boy, it was an accident, please don't be mad"

Konan sighed "It's ok Tobi, it…it's just…huh" Konan suddenly burst out into tears.

"It's ok, please don't be sad, Tobi will make you feel better, because Tobi is a GOOD BOY!!" Tobi said hugging Konan tightly.

"Th-thanks Tobi you truly are a good boy" Konan smiled slightly through her tears.

Suddenly the door burst open.

"WHAT THE, MY CD, I NEW I COLD HEAR AT THE BEGINNING" Itachi yelled running in the taking the CD out of the stereo, "I mean…I uhhh…this is just" Itachi stuttered blushing as he noticed Konan and Tobi staring at him.

He slowly walked up to them…and kicked the table breaking it in half…"…because it lacks hatred…"

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KONAN WANTS A BABY, BUT HOW FAR WILL SHE GO TO GET ONE??