A/N: THIS is a cracky inside joke between me and the TNC. The intro's short, but the rest of the fic will. be. a. doozy.
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Here's what you missed on…Papes!
So Sarah and Jack are dating and are both in a Glee club called Papes started by Mr. Denton who wanted to bring it back even though Mr. Pulitzer insists there isn't enough budget for it and Snyder keeps wanting to shut it down.
Crutchy and Lucy used to be dating but now Lucy's with Sassy. Lucy and Sassy make up some sort of three-girl ring with Lilly as their head. Lilly had a baby with Horse that she named Les and is now being taken care of by Sarah's biological mother whose first name is Esther.
Shemp is trying to take Blink away from Mush, because Blink is totally desirable and used to be a Greeley at Hearst Academy with Spot, Specs, Snipeshooter, and Snoddy. What're the odds of all the S names, right?
Mush and Kloppman have a great relationship and can tell anything to each other, while for a long time Swifty struggled telling his dad about his true passion to be a dancer and not a doctor, though his girlfriend Silk encouraged him and helped him through his pains and stuff, which actually made Swifty's dreams possible.
Seitz coaches the boys football team and it took a while before he could get Morris and Oscar Delancy to stop bullying the glee club, but he's still better than the last guy who was engaged to Medda before dumping her.
Bumlets came back to Duane High after being a male entertainer called "White Chocolate" and is trying to win back Pittie who's dating David.
And Dutchy is an exchange student from Holland who's staying in Lucy's family and joined the glee club thanks to Jack even though Sassy has major problems with him.
There's also Racetrack who thought he was better than anyone else and wasn't and almost didn't get accepted into the club in the first place.
But there's not just the Glee club and stuff. Mai used to want to be in the Glee club but then Sarah got defensive and tricked her into going into a crack house that Swifty found out about because of the Asian network and then Mai went off to be in the rival school, The Sun. It's ironic because Sarah used to see a guy there named Skittery who was kind of a jerk.
Around Duane there are a bunch of other kids and stuff, but the only important ones are Jonathan, who's Snyder's assistant, Jake who is this weird nerdy news guy, Muse who is the AMAZING competitor for Mush and Sarah who want to get into BKLYN together but is really good, and Pie Eater who used to like Horse but then lost interest and even joined the Glee club for a while.
And that's what you missed….on Papes!