Goddammit! Why does he have to be so BEAUTIFUL?! was all I could think about. Because Pein is a cheap ass,all of the members of the Akatsuki have to share rooms with their partners. No big deal for me,really,I like Deidara. Hes a bit teenage drama-ish but hey,he's pretty artistic. Oh yeah...I'm Sasori by the way. Anywho, all I could possibly do was stare over at my partner's bed across the room. I longed for the touch of that damn boy. One thing keeps us apart-He is straight. (And so was I. Was being key word there).

Before I met Deidara i was straight as a ruler...but he..hes just so godamn beautiful.That long golden hair,those beautiful eyes...er...eye...his absolutly perfect stomach-ah shit. Ive given myself a hard-on. Mother-AGH...Whatever,ill ignore it. Deidara rolled over and moaned lightly. Like a girl. Like a bitch.Damn,this really isn't going to work I thought.

Maybe i'll tell him I need to pee...maybe i'll tell him i'm getting a snack...maybe i'll fuck his brains out- No use. My brain was worthless.

Yup, horny as a schoolgirl. Deidara moaned once again,rolling over on his stomach.

"...Yes..." he said. "Thats it." I said,getting up."Fuck this!!" Of course I woke Deidara up. "What is it,Danna? " He said drowsily. I replied by sitting on top of him."Da-Danna?!" His voice was shaky and so very cute. I pulled his hair aside and licked the back of his neck."What." He struggled."What?? What the fuck are you doing,un?!"

I felt I needed to correct him."Not what,Deidara,Who the fuck am I doing. And the answer is you." I took one of his hands. "Have you ever put anything but clay in those mouths?" Deidara looked horrified. And delicious. "NO WAY,UN!!" "Well,that's going to change." I put him in my lap (I was sitting cross-legged now) and pulled down his boxers. He, of course, still struggled madly. "Relax,Deidara-kun..." whispered in his ear, "..its going to feel amazing."

He squeaked as I touched his hand to his penis.

His mouths were not under his control. They did as they pleased, or in this case, as I pleased. As his mouthhand wrapped it's tongue around Deidara, I moved his hand up and down his length. He was panting like a girl in no time. "Da-danna please..." I nibbled his ear. "Please what, Deidara." He didn't answer, but instead thrusted into his hand, moaning loudly. "Stop...making...me...do th-ISSSSSssss..." he hissed.

"Stop making me do this" I said, rubbing my fully erect sex on his ass. His eyes widened and he climaxed. I covered his mouth just in time, wouldn't want anyone else to hear whats only ment for me.The blonde had tears in his eyes. I licked them as they rolled down his cheeks. "There there...your part is over." I said calmly.

"but i'd like to borrow your hand once again." I moved his hand to my own erection, aching with need. "Sasori, you motherfucking cock sucking ass fucking faggot! Get your penis out of my fucking mouth, un!!" Deidara was getting furious, which only turned me on more. "Oh, is this your fucking-mouth? than aren't I just useing how its supposed to be used?" I let out a small moan as a wet tongue rolled over the head of my erection.

"Sasori! Get your cock away from my mouth or i'll bite it-" I interrupted him with a breathy and loud moan. For some reason, Deidara looked stunned and just stared at me. That was about the time I lost track of things. All of a sudden a HUGE wave of pleasure coarsed through my body, over and over, harder and harder, faster and faster...I bit back my climax moan and came in Deidaras hand...mouth...thing."Stop it, un! Stop licking that up!!"

Was what I heard when I drifted into conciousness. I smiled. "That was amazing.You didnt enjoy it a little? " I took Deidaras face in my hand. "Not a fucking bit, un. I'm going to get you fucking back for this, fag." "Only for you." I whispered to him, and returned to my own bed. The last thing I heard was Deidara's sleep moaning.