AN: Song parody to Disney's Frozen's "Let It Go", which I do not own, featuring characters from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto, which I also do not own.
Right off the bat, I want to say that if you're a big fan of Sasuke you probably want to give this a pass. There's a lot of humorous and righteous (at least from POV of the characters doing it) Sasuke-bashing in here, and if you don't like that sort of thing then this story is not for you.
This came to me via Lizzie Lake, who requested I do a 'Sasuke-centered Let it Go parody' a few days ago through a review for another story. I...highly doubt this is what she had in mind, but my brain works in strange ways, and once the muses attack me with an idea I really am helpless to stop them. X)
The beginning is noticeably crackier (more cracky?) than the second half, because I got distracted right in the middle and ended up writing a different (and much more angsty) parody, which affected my mood when I finished this one.
This is supposed to take place after Sasuke tries to bring Killer Bee in for the Akatsuki and Pain attacks the village, just before he crashes the Gokage summit. Because in my opinion Naruto and Sakura's friends were probably feeling mighty annoyed with Sasuke and his antics at this point, and goodness knows they were feeling protective of Naruto. So, hence, angry ranting at Sasuke in song form. ^_^'
I highly recommend listening to the song while you read this.
~Dude, Let It Go!~
Sakura's crying like a fountain tonight
Making quite a scene
The picture of devastation
Just 'cause you're a drama queen
Naruto's trying but he's broken up inside
Couldn't bring you back, we all know he's tried
Don't let them in, don't set them free
Be the asshole you always choose to be
Don't heal or feel, or let them go
Just let them go...
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold our tongues anymore
Let it go, let it go
Cause that's not what friends are for
We don't care if you stay away
If you go, stay gone
You sold your soul to the enemy anyway
It's funny how your absence
Always makes them feel so small
And the tears that they shed for you
Don't dry up for them at all
You can't pretend you never knew
The crap you pull has consequences too
You lies broke them, they need to be
Set free
Let it go, let it go
You're one selfish screwed up guy
Let it go, let it go
All you do is make them cry
We'll take our stand, you just stay away
Can't you just stay gone...
First he left us when he ran off to join the Sound
He killed his brother just to take off and move all around
One more agenda rises and he acts like a jackass
He's never coming back, the past is in the past
Let it go, let it go
Don't you see you've been a pawn
Let it go, let it go
That perfect boy is gone
We'll take our stand, you just stay away
If you go, stay gone...
Cause if you don't we'll make sure that there's hell to pay
AN: Thanks for reading. Reviews are appreciated! :)
