"Oi, Ichigo, just the person I wanted to see."
"What d'you want this time, Geta-boshi? If you try to foist on me another Mod-"
"I just wanted to thank you for my wonderful new conversation partner. He's quite the hoot, especially with the children."
"Yeah, I thought he was kinda like you when I learned about him in history class."
"I must say he has such interesting ideas about Soul Society and he's thinking about seeing what its like himself."
"Not a problem; probably helped that so many people in Rukongai has heard of him."
"He really is such a fascinating person."
"Yeah, well I gotta go. Gonna make sure Rangiku and Toshiro haven't iced up Inoue's place again. Tell Einstein-san I said 'Hi.'"
Author's Notes:
It's a quarter to two in the morning, and I had a brainstorm.
When you think about it, Urahara and Einstein are two peas on a pod; smart, insightful, and fruity as fruitcakes.
Plus, they're technically both dead.
126 words.