50 Ways A Certain Someone Can Piss Off A Certain Potions Master

Jade Hathaway, the new girl at Hogwarts, is a girl thats not to be messed with. For one thing, she got expelled from every wizarding school in America and is an even better prankster than Fred and George Weasley. Her new victim? Proffesor Severus Snape. Potions master...

Kings Cross Station was buzzing with people. Muggle and wizards alike. There was one particular girl in a black leather jacket and tight jeans pushing a small trolley that caught the eye of every man on the platform. The women, on the otherhand, whispered rude comments to eachother. The girl caught fragments of it. "What a trollop," she heard one woman say. "Definitly American," she heard another one say. The girl simply smiled and approached the infamous barrier onto Platform nine and three quartors. She pushed through it with ease and appeared on the other side of the barrier. The Hogwarts Express stood on the left side of the platform. After putting her luggage on the train, she entered. Most of the compartments were already filled, so when she happened apon a half empty compartment she asked to join. There were already five people occupying this one, but still had room for one more. Three boys with flaming red hair, two of them twins and the other younger than them but looked alike. The other boy, who had dark hair and wore glasses sat by the window. Beside him was a girl with curly light brown hair. "Can I sit here?" The girl asked. All five of them looked up, and the boys jaws dropped. "Of course," piped up the dark haired boy. "Fred and George were just about to go back to their own compartments, weren't you, boys?"

"Um, yeah. Sure, I guess." One of them answered. The other quickly stood up, "I'm Fred." He said as took her hand and kissed it in a very gentlemenly fashion. The other twin, George she guessed, stood up as well. Pushing Fred out of the way, George did his best to look cool as he introduced himself.

"Out." The younger red headed boy said as he pushed the twins out of the compartment.

"Sorry 'bout that." He said as he looked after the twins that retreated down the aisle. "They're mad."

The girl entered the compartment and closed the door behind her, "I'm Ron by the way." He said as he returned to his seat by the window.

"Jade." She replied. Ron pointed to the dark haired boy across from him by the window, "that's Harry and she's Hermione."
"Hello." Harry greeted and Hermione waved. There was a knock on the door of the compartment before it opened. A tall man with brown hair in a black formal suit entered. Jade heard the others gasp.

"Proffesor Lupin?"

"Hello, Harry. Hermione, Ron." Lupin greeted. "Ah, there you are Jade."

"You know her?" Hermione asked.

"He tutored me over the summer." Jade answered, her accent was American, which caught Harry and Hermione off guard.

"I was coming to tell you three," Lupin said gesturing to Harry, Ron, and Hermione. "That I will be back at Hogwarts teaching Defense Against The Dark Arts again." He said with a smile. He looked at Jade, "oh and I have your schedule right here." He handed Jade a piece of parchment.

"Thank you, Remus." Jade said as he closed the door to the compartment and left down the aisle.

Hermione, Harry, and Ron all looked at her, but she looked down at her schedule. "I'm in Gryffindor House." She said blankly, not caring if they heard her or not.

"We're in Gryffindor as well." Hermione replied.

"So that means we have the same classes?"

"I'm guessing so."

"Well, we have potions first period tommorow for a double class." Jade said observing the parchment. The three groaned making Jade look up. "What?"

"The potions master." groaned Hermione.

"Snape." Harry groaned.

"He's a nightmare!" Ron all but screamed.

"A nightmare huh?" Jade said to herself...A smile playing on her face.