fChapter 1: Foreign Onion Adventure
Wario and his motorcycle were riding around in Boston. I COULD REALLY USE SOME PIZZA said Wario's bike. Wario crashed it because it was a ghost in his motorcycle OH NO Then he knew it was ashley who was a witch who was in town for the weekend who was right in front of him. But then it was actually the police so Wario farted on him. TAKE THAT SIR said wario and the cop fell on the ground then he got the cops motorcycle which was the same as wario's morocycle then he drove it. THAT COP WAS A BAKA said wario.Then he fell asleep that night. Then he saw Ashley. Then Ashley said WARIO IT IS NICE TO S- Then Wario said LETS PLAY SOME MINIGAMES.Then Ashley did a spell so they played minigames.
The first minigame was Don't Move so they didn't move then wario's pants went down. Then Joey said WARIO THAT SURE IS. Then it was the next minigame.
The next minigame was find it then Ashley found Wario's mayonaise stirstick and she gently put her mouth on it then the next minigame happened and Ashley was small but wario was big so he said ASHLEY ASHLEY GET ON MY LOVE ROD AND YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE TOP IT WILL BE LIKE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN AND NOW MY 'HOT ROD' IS REVVED UP SO LET US BEGIN AND YOU MAY 'DRIVE IT' TILL IT LEAKS 'COOLANT FLUID' Then Ashley said WARIOThen it was the next minigame. Also Mona was there the whole time so her and Ashley were fighting to get the high score which was the most times that Wario could ejaculate which was not a lot it was best 2 out of 3 then wario would be done for the week wario had erectile dysfunction Then it was the next minigame Then Mona Then Ashley. Then
Then Wario said IS THIS A DREAM ASHLEY OR DID YOU USE A SPELL TO MAKE THIS DREAM OF MINE I HAVE ALWAYS HAD A REALITY I DREAMED ONE DAY THAT YOU AND MONA TOGETHER WOULD BOTH BE TRYING TO USE MY LOVEMANKING ANTENNA TO FIRE LASERS AT ONCOMING SPACE SHIPS BUT NOW IT IS THE NEXT MINIGAME FANTASY I HAD Then Wario realised Ashley was making all his fantasies coming true in the minigames. Yes, they were COMING true indeed.Then the next minigame was to have warios baby wario split in half but also turned into a sperm and then both the girls moaned it was so magical and special like all Hell reigned down on the Safe Sex parade in downtown New York. Then they felt baby wario coming out of there love slits Then wario said THE WINNER IS MONA shouted warioThen Ashley still had baby wario inside her but big wario was still there so he said YOU CAN KEEP THAT BABY ASHLEY IT WILL STAY INSIDE YOU FOR THE REST OF THIS CONTEST ASHLEY Then Ashley tried to use a spell but Wario said NO IT IS IN AN ONION NOW then he put the onion in mona's shame hole Then Mona had the baby because the onion was turned into the sperm because it turned out it was a boss minigame so it was still hapening Then the onion flew away but came back and said MONAThen it casted a spell to make it the next minigame and now wario was a girl and the onion said OH NO WHAT WILL HAPPEN NOW then the onion opened its first layer then its 18 inch meat flew out and started ejaculating and then he said let the games begin… the CELL GAMESThen it was to be continued………………………………...