The Jolly Janitor
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A hospital janitor was cleaning the floor
"I hate this job!" he thought, "It's such a bore!"
Then a patient walked by, dropping his litter
Making the janitor even more bitter
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"Pick up all this mess!" the patient said in a harsh tone of voice
"Oh, it seems like you haven't got a choice"
Then the patient slowly walked back to his room
Mocking the janitor with his invisible broom
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"Oh great" said the janitor in dismay
"One day I swear I'll make him pay"
The janitor picked up the rubbish off the ground
Filling him with hate, at the guy in the gown
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That night while the patient was in bed
The janitor smothered him with a pillow, making him dead
He threw the body out into the river
The rush of adrenaline made him quiver
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The next day the janitor was bright like the sun
Ready to work, and have lots of fun
Until another patient walked by and dropped his litter
Making the janitor even more bitter
A/N: This poem was written by my little brother. Originally it had nothing to do with Scrubs.