It didn't take me long enough to realize where I was. I was in those damn host's club rooms scraping a smudge that always appears magically in the same place. Don't think I'm doing this for fun, those darn twins made me trip over an aquarium and all of 'The king's' fishes died from lack of water.

I honestly tried to get them back in the water, but Tamaki was bawling over how his little children were so young and how I'm a perverse murder. How the hell am I supposed to save them if you keep pessimistically shouting they're dead in my ear!

I'm tired. Lord help me, these morons keep messing with my life and somehow I always end up cleaning after their messes and taking the blame.

"You cleaned it enough."

"The smudge is still there. What the hell? How the hell did a cookie end up preserved like a fossil into the wall?! You know what, no comment."

Kyoya sighed and handed me a towel. "You're all sweaty, It's ridiculously unattractive. You're far worse than Haruhi."

"Well forgive me for not being as pretentiously beautiful as her. My hair is as short as hers and it's all tousled, how the crap does it always stay in place?"

"Try Head n' Shoulders."

"I don't even care."

I lifted myself up and headed for the door. The last thing I wanted was to hear Tamaki rant about how all women are beautiful and that I just hadn't blossomed yet. Oh would you look at that, he started.

"Donot worry Maka-chan! You're hair will look beautiful in no time! Kyoya, hurry, bring the Windex."

"Do you want to make me bald?"I shout.

"We don't know,"

"Windex fixes everything." The twins say in the inevitable order of which Hikaru always starts and Kaoru finishes their irrelevant slants.

"It really does."

"You know what?! I don't have time for this!" I stomp out of their for good, two stories already down before I realize I forgot my books. Whatever, Haruhi always gets them anyway.

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"Welcome home~!" My face crumples. Oh look, it's the welcoming committee.

"Sweetie, how was school?" My idiotic older brother asks as I pour myself a glass of fresh cold milk.

"Depraved."

"Don't tell me those hosts are still bothering you! I'll go castrate them right now!" He shouts with a butcher knife in hand.

"I take it back. My life is depraved."

My parents are overseas, so I live with my brother Natsu in a large mansion. That's right, just the two of us. Lord forbid me from asphyxiating before my parents return, I have the help as witnesses. Natsu's hugs are deadly.

"By the way Maka, I'll be going on vacation to Mexico soon."

"Why? It's the middle of the year."

"Does it matter? In Mexico they party all the time!" He exclaims, with a random sombrero on. "You know what they say! When in Rome, do as the Mexicans do! Ole!"

"That didn't make any sense." I gulped down my glass and headed for my room. "Don't you dare go in my room while I'm sleeping you child molester!"

"I'm only nine years older than you! You sixteen year olds can't even tell the difference between a urethra and a uterus." He pouts.

"Hah?"

"Nevermind! I need to pack!"

Jesus. This guy seriously needs to get married and get the heck out of here. I throw myself onto my bed and stare at the clock. How I wish time could stop and I'd be in this silent peace forever.

"Figarou! Figarou! Figarou figarou figarou!"

I take it back.

Thanks for reading. I don't own OHSHC.