A/N- I came up with this when I was thinking about MyTAB & My Pet when Ally had that apple issue. But changed up a bit. And with some swears. One-shot. Disclaimer- I don't own Austin & Ally.

Ally POV

I was standing in line to get a MyTAB for Austin, Trish, Dez and me, and they weren't even there! That apple I was eating was really yummy though.

Damn.

I had just remembered my rules. I couldn't get out of line.

"Ugghhhhh." I groaned. I reached out. I reached and reached and reached and no matter how far I reached I couldn't get to the garbage can. I stepped, stepped out and I STILL couldn't reach that fucking garbage can!

"Ally!" I heard my name shouted behind me, and fell out of line. I screamed. But I only did it inside my head, so no one else heard it but me. (A/N- Dork Diaries reference there;) I quickly threw my apple core in the garbage and ran back in line. That pirate guy from the fish place stopped me with his hook hand.

"Where ya think you be goin'?" He asked.

"Um, that's my spot." I said.

"She got outta line." That annoying Mindy said. "She got outta line!"

"No, I didn't!" I squeaked.

"Oh, no takesies, no leavesies, no insies, no outsies! Your words, Bird Girl." she said offensively.

"I wasn't really outsies, I was startled out of line! And throwing my apple away! Littering rules take presedence over line rules." I explained, trying to get out of it.

"Huh. Not according to this twenty page document you handed out." Mindy held up the document, along with the rest of the line.

"Why am I so thorough!" I asked myself. I walked to the back of the line when Austin popped up beside me.

"Ahh!" I scream.

"Whoa there. I was just seeing if you got the MyTAB yet." He said, holding up his hands.

"I got booted to the back of the line. Now we're NEVER gonna get that MyTAB." I admitted.

"That's okay." He said. I think now he was trying to make me feel a lot better than I was feeling.

"It's not. I messed up. I got mad at you guys for being careless and I just messed everything up. I'm so stupid!" I sighed.

"You're not stupid. You're awesome." He said. I felt myself blush.

"Thanks." I said, smiling. "Now, if we could find a way to get that MyTAB.." Then Austin bent down and randomly, unexpectedly, but warmly kissed me.

I liked it.

And I kissed back.

Now thinking about it, I'm not sure why he did it, or why I responded so enthusiastically. Maybe I liked him at the time?

Well, the time was two years ago.

Now he's everything but with me right now. He moved when we were sixteen. I've missed him ever since he moved.

But I've recently gotten over it.

I'm Ally Dawson. And I kissed Austin Moon.

A/N- was this a little weird? Review please! It's only a one-shot, but I hope you liked it!