Disclaimer: I do not own Star Wars, LOTR, or Ebay
NOTE: This is in Lemi's point of view.
OTHER NOTE: 3 people co-authored: Benny the annoying Melon(he's actually someone in my class), The Wright's Sister(ditto), and Psycho(who you already know if you read my other fanfics)
1~Don't put on the ring
(I sneaked the Ring into my tent just 'cause it was begging me to try it on.)
(I put it on)
("RINGWRAITHS!" screamed Aragorn)
(Mwahahahahaha)
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2~Watch out for Gollum
("My PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS")
("RUN!")
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3~Don't make fun of a hobbit's height
("Frodo, why are you so short? Why, I was taller than you when I was 5! And you're what, 30?")
(Oh shoot, I gotta run from a swarm of angry hobbits… AHH!")
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4~Wear shoes
('Nuff said)
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5~Don't replace the swords with lightsabres
(What the Hell is this?)
(I'm busy hiding)
(SHHHH)
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6~Don't poke Sauron's eye with a pitchfork
(Everyone was fighting hard)
(Frodo and Sam were almost at MT. DOOM)
(I was crouching beside the Eye barely containing my laughter, then I threw the pitchfork I 'borrowed' from Psycho straight at Sauron's Eye)
("AUGHHHHHH!")
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7~Don't get Sauron a fake ring for Christmas
("I got it back!")
(He tries it on)
("NOOOOOOOO!")
(He is so stupid)
(Aragorn is laughing his head off 'cause he sent it)
(Of course)
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8~Don't give Gandalf Yoda's Tiny Staff
("MY STAFF! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY STAFF!"
("Uhh.. I sold it on Ebay 'cause I found this one which is actually a lot better")
("AHHH!")
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9~Don't randomly kill people even though you do have the power to bring them back
(MWAHAHAHAHA)
("DIE ARAGORN!" I killed him with a stab of my magic-purple-glow-in-the-dark-knife.)
(Click)
("Aragorn lives!")
("GEEZ, stop DOING that!")
(That was the 153th time I did it to him.)
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10~Call Gandalf 'grey' instead of 'white' after he dies and gets resurrected
(OHH he was ANGRY AT ME!)
("LEMI!")
(Gotta go run and hide… again)
Please review and tell me how I did and which was your favourite one. I actually liked #9 best.. ahh good times…