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I am backkk~~ that's right. On top of rewriting Halfdemon, I'm going to try my best to update both regularly. How about biweekly? Is that ok? Anyways I wrote this at 1:42 am in the morning where I am. So I'll have shit tons of mistakes and stuff like that… And I think the chapter is a little short but it's just a sort of kind of prologue.. So sue me.

Well, then, ENJOY THE STORY!

P.S On a side note, please plleeasee pleeeaaasseee with freaking Akatsuki smexiness dripping from the snow cone of pleases. Please review! I promise that no matter what happens, I'll continue writing if you guys review.

P.P.S On a side side note, the story's gonna be kinda vulgar as in all the F-bombs, S-bombs and the gang being thrown at your face. Sooo… don't like, then get the hell outta hear brother/sister/animal thing.

Disclaimer: Pft… Of course I don't own Naruto. If I did I would make Hashirama and Madara make gay babies and I'll *spoiler alert* make Obito not Tobi or like use the powers of Mary-sueness and make some kind of potion and revive Rin so Obito wouldn't go crazy and like, destroy the Fucking world as we know it. So… yeah…

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I mean seriously, it sucks. Here we were enjoying the night off. Then tragedy strikes. In the form of a frikkin wish gone fucking wrong.

"I wish the Akatsuki were rea-"

BOOM CRASH BANG BOOOOM

All three of our heads turned toward the sound(s). Only to be greeted by, horror of all horrors, a gaping hole that opened to a deep and black abyss of darkness that led to whatever hell the Akatsuki came from. That's right. The Akatsuki. They're in our house. The Akatsuki. The freaking organization of psychopathic killers responsible for the death of nearly all the goddamn Jinchuuriki.

And of course, being the crude ass mouth I was, as you can tell, my first reaction was to cuss.

"Fuck us, Fuck our lives, and Fuck everything that Fucking moves. Uhhh… Crap" My flushed red as I realised what I had just said. Or rather, who I had just heard my cursing. The silver haired Jashin worshipper smirked playfully and said, "I like the girl. She's got spunk. Heh." Before he completed his sentence properly, He had his Tri-bladed (Not sure if real word) scythe pressed against my friends' throats. He continued his little speech saying, "Which means these two are of no use to us."

For a moment I wanted to scream but instead I blurted out "N-no! Uhh.. She cooks." I pointed to the squirming Bec. "And she cleans." I pointed to Felix. " And I uhh… I provide um.. Spunk?"

Pain calmly stepped forward and muttered to Hidan. The scythe wielding maniacal killer contorted his face into a frown and raised the scythe away from Bec and Felix with a pout. Bec and Felix coughed, rubbing their throats painfully.

"What… What are they saying." Felix wheezed in a hoarse voice. Right. They couldn't understand Japanese. Because they were too lazy to take up Japanese. I think we all agreed that their not learning was a bloody pain in the ass. Too bad we only knew now that our favourite FICTIONAL characters would drop in for a visit NOW.

"Pain er… Asked Hidan to er… Stop?" I muttered quietly.

"What are you saying to them in that foreign language. Where are we? Why are we here? And… Why do you know our names?" Pain asked calmly although there was an obvious harsh undertone to his otherwise mellow voice. That man was definitely dangerous. I had no idea how to answer so Bec, with her quick wits and all, whispered to me what I should tell the increasingly fidgety band of ninjas.

"Er… It doesn't matter." I tried to sound nonchalant as I glanced at Bec unsure of what I was saying. "It doesn't matter because you guys are here and you need us because you are obviously in an entirely different universe. So let us keep our secrets and we will run by your rules."

Pain narrowed his eyes at Bec, recognising her as a dangerous opponent. He sighed and rubbed his temples before answering.

"Very well. We accept your offer." Pain looked straight at us. I looked at Felix and Bec. They shrugged unhelpfully. I pondered the arrangement for a moment before saying, "Uhh.. We only have four bedrooms and we." I gestured to Felix, Bec and myself. "Are taking one room. So you guys will have to deal with what you have." The fake show of superiority from moments ago had completely dissipated. I was, no doubt about it, shaking to the bones. Had I been less of a woman, I would have run from the household screaming profanity throughout the neighbourhood. Not that these really really nice visitors would have allowed me to. I immediately left the crazy killers and dragged Bec and Felix into my room. It was decided that that would be our home base for now since it contained the most Naruto comics. Thank god I was the only one in the 'family' that was willing to spend hard earned cash on the almost monthly issues of Naruto.

BEC

So we were safe in Alex's room, nowhere near certain of our safety. The plan that I had thought up in that heat of the moment might fall through immediately had they decided not to care. But thank the gods they believed us and kept our blood pumping through our bodies instead of on the floor. The good thing was, I was having the best time of my life. That wish of mine might have thrown us deep into the bowels of the fickle being known as trouble, but I could smell the overwhelming scent of adventure. We were definitely going to have the time of our lives. Maybe those Akatsuki might not be entirely bad people.

There was one problem though. The language barrier. Having only Alex as a communicator wasn't a good idea. Despite having such a foul mouth, she was the one who had the least charisma. And when you're talking to someone who would be willing to kill you if he saw fit. I think charisma is of quite a fair importance. Felix and I have been having the most troublesome time of our lives. We definitely didn't have the time to leisurely take up Japanese. However, I think, with the situation as is now. We were probably in for a crash course into the complex world of Japanese language.

FELIX

Haa… Haaa… I was panting so heavily when Hidan's scythe touched my throat, let alone press on it, I immediately felt claustrophobic. I felt my childhood fear get the best of me as I squirmed, unable to breathe yet unwilling to move a muscle, lest I ended up killing myself. I could feel myself stop breathing. Air stopped reaching my lungs and I felt like the current was pulling me down under the ice again. I could feel the cold, cold blade rest where my jugular was, ready to slice through skin to reach bone. How could Bec or Alex be so calm about it. Especially Bec! She had on her trademark lazy grin on her face even when minutes ago, she too had felt icy, hard steel nearly sliced through her neck.

" Are you guys… Hack... Cough… ok?"

I looked at their nodding faces. They were full of concern. I was the oldest. I was supposed to be the one looking out for them but in the end, I was the one who caused them unnecessary worry. On the outside I put on a mask of bravery and motherliness. But inside I was jealous and envious of their ability to stay calm. We muttered our good nights in our own fashion, trying hard to pretend that we were merely having a sort of slumber party. All of us, except for Bec of course, wished that tomorrow, when we awoke, those fictional characters would be gone. That all this drama was merely a figment of our wild and free imagination. Inside though, we shared the same thoughts. Those cloaked shinobi were definitely real.

FIN

Sooooo…. I hope you really enjoyed this! Give me some suggestions and some pairings if you want! I personally have three already in mind but if you guys really want something, then I'll definietely change it for you. This fic is supposed to be light hearted, hence the free name calling and the cussing. If you don't like it or if you feel Halfdemon should also be more light like this, go ahead and PM me. I promise I'll respond to every single one like I used to!

A really rrrreaaallly big thanks to all of you who are reading it, have favourited me, followed me, reviewed my story or something of the like. Like really. I mean it. You guys are the reason why I even tried to come back with this.

On a side note (sorry bout all the side notes), I will be posting a story hopefully every Monday. Timing defers timezone to timezone but, hey, you should still be getting it on Monday!

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