Goodbye Star Wars Legends, a star wars fanfic

DISCLAIMER & NOTES: I don't own Star Wars, which obviously belongs to Lucasfilm and now Disney. This is just a fun little thing which I put together as a tribute of sorts for the Expanded Universe (a.k.a. "Legends") Timeline of SW stuff.

"Goodbye Star Wars Legends" (by Seth Shirer)

(Much gratitude to Gavin Dunne ("Miracle of Sound"), whose song "Goodbye Black Ops" helped inspire this parody for the novels of the Star Wars Expanded Universe Timeline now known as the "Legends" Timeline.)

It's been a year or so since Star Wars got bought out by "The Mouse"
And I'm looking through all the novels lying around the house
We got to enjoy the galaxy far, far away beyond the actual movies
And now it seems we're at their mercy as they do whatever they please

Now it's time to say
Goodbye lovely Mara Jade, goodbye smart Grand Admiral Thrawn
Goodbye heroic Dash Rendar, goodbye fan fave Kyle Katarn
Sure I can still crack open these books and there you'll always be
But according to Disney it's goodbye, farewell to thee
Goodbye
Goodbye

I wanted to rant and rave and hurl a hydrospanner
When I saw the brand-new golden "LEGENDS" banner
Then again, maybe that alternate timeline did go somewhere wrong
In the later years, starting with those fearsome Yuuzhan Vong

So in us fans' tender care, all these older books will survive
But then again, on the plus side, this means Chewbacca is still alive!

Goodbye lovely Mara Jade, goodbye smart Grand Admiral Thrawn
Goodbye heroic Dash Rendar, goodbye fan fave Kyle Katarn