Adriannu255: Okay, just to warn anyone bothering to read this, this fic is not meant to be taken seriously! This is a collection of one-shot parodies from Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn! I meant to type this months ago but…whatever… Enjoy!
WARNING! Not meant to be taken seriously! Will contain crack and/or slash pairings and OOCness! Very much AU!
Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Radiant Parodies
Parody 1: ADD and Magic Markers
Soren was sitting in his tent working very diligently on a strategy… Or so everyone in the camp thought… He sat completely still at his desk, simply staring at a map of Tellius. He thought about his latest strategy before his mind wondered to something else… He reached into his bag and pulled out a box of magic markers. He stared at these for a while, then a wicked smile spread across his face…
Later in the strategy tent…
"Soren…" Ike said looking at the map the young sage had just handed to him.
"Yes, Ike?" Soren responded smiling evilly.
"Why is there a river running directly through the Desert of Death?" Ike asked slowly, examining the bright blue line running right through the Desert of Death, dividing it in half.
"And why is there a giant crater where Sienne should be?" Titania asked in the same way, staring at the black, darkened in circle that covered Begnion's capital.
"And why does Daein suddenly have great forests surrounding its keep?" Ranulf was looking at Daein's region on the map noting forest green marks surrounding Nevassa.
"And why does Gallia looked like it's up in flames?!" Skrimir shouted angrily looking at the bright, shiny red marks that resembled flames around his homeland.
All three looked at Soren who continued to smile. "It's not my fault I have ADD and magic markers. I got bored coming up with all your strategies as my ADD has forced me to stay awake for over twenty four hours multiple times trying to finish strategies, so I decided it was time I gave you as much trouble as you've given me in the past. Have fun!" he called and then ran from the tent, laughing like Mad King Ashnard (hehe)!
Adriannu255: Well, there's the first pointless parody! Please tell me what you think, but remember that this is not meant to be taken seriously!