The Cullen Christmas
This is the first Christmas that Bella has spent with the Cullen's. It's very… interesting.
Everyone: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! *cling* (the Cullen's were having blood and Bella was having water, all in wine glasses)
Bella: This is very classy.
Emmett: We are only acting like this because you are here.
Esme: *punches Emmett*
Rosalie: Why should we even act on our best, she has seen our worse. She is part of the family so we should treat her like it.
Carlisle: That is enough. We should act on our best behavior all the time. We can joke around but act civil.
Esme: He is right.
Edward: O.K. Now let's open presents!
Alice: Bella! Open my present first! You will love it!
Bella: *opens present* I love this…purple dress. It's so…
Edward: Perfect! You will look beautiful in it.
Alice: Jasper, ease up on the niceness, will you?
Jasper: I'm sorry; it's just that she isn't as girly and likes dresses as much as you do.
Alice: Oh, she will.
Bella: Oh, no.
Emmett: Eddy, you about gonna have a girl for a girlfriend.
Edward: *tackles Emmett*
Esme: BOYS! ENOUGH!
Emmett and Edward: Sorry.
Carlisle: This is the holidays and we are supposed to be loving.
Rosalie: It's not my baby's fault for telling the truth.
Emmett: Yea, can't I smash his face in a loving way?
Edward: Please, she is a girl, she just isn't a girly girl like Alice. I know that Rosalie doesn't like her but she is the love of my life.
Bella: I love you, too. And I can't live without you.
Edward: Me too.
Emmett: Get a room!
Jasper: Sorry, just trying to add more love in the room.
Esme: Jasper, you don't have to do that. We should do it on our own. *glares at the family*
Rosalie: I am sorry I called your girl a boy, kinda.
Edward: It's O.K. Emmett, I am sorry I tackled you.
Emmett: You should be! Fine…I am sorry I agreed with Rose.
Carlisle: That is a lot better.
Rosalie: Anyway, Bella, we got you and Eddy and present.
Emmett: I picked it out!
Rosalie: I did!
Bella: Whatever! Gosh! *opens present* I love this money! Thanks for the $20!
Edward: You do know that Carlisle is one of the most successful doctors in the world, right?
Rosalie: Well we didn't know what both of you wanted so…
Bella: Well I got something for the whole family.
Esme: That is so sweet. You shouldn't have done that.
Bella: I love you guys! I had to.
Carlisle: Well thank you. *opens present* Honey…
Esme: This is the best picture of the family ever! It is the perfect size for the living room too.
Alice: There's one problem with it, you're not in it.
Bella: This is the Cullen picture. I am a Swan.
Esme: Well, when you are older and married to Edward we will photoshop you in. Or we will take a whole new photo.
Rosalie: Thanks. This is perfect. Plus it was one of my best hair days ever!
Emmett: You never have a bad hair day! You are a vampire.
Rosalie: *slaps Emmett* I am trying to be nice!
Alice: Well I did your hair so it was a great hair day!
Esme: Well…one more toast.
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!