"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!...Harry!"
"What do you want Hermione?"
"What's wrong with Ronald's hair?"
"I'm right here 'Mione."
"Yes hello Ron. So…. What's with his hair Harry?"
"What do you mean?"
"Well why is it gelled so funnily?"
"I think he's trying to impress someone 'Mione."
"Oh. I see. Who?"
"Ouch! Ok sorry Ron! He's just going for a new look. You know, trying to be original."
"…."
"Oh no, Ron don't go! It's lovely really!""
"Come on mate, we were just kidding!"
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... Harry!"
"What Ron?"
"You know the Yule Ball"
"Mmmmmmm"
"Who are you going to take?"
"I don't know, maybe Cho?"
"Right. Good."
"Why? Who are you taking?"
"Who? Me? Ummmmm. No-one yet. You know, was just wondering who about you."
"Ok."
"Harry?"
"What?"
"Who's Hermione going with?"
"I don't know. She won't tell us. Why?"
"Oh right. Just thinking. Wouldn't want her to go alone is all."
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... Harry!"
"Hermione, I really need to get this potions essay done."
"Who's Ron going to the ball with?"
"Oh. One of the Patil twins I think. Why?"
"Just thinking. Wouldn't want him to go alone is all."
"Hermoine?"
"Yes?"
"You do have a date right?"
"…"
"Ouch"! Okay okay you're going with someone!"
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... Harry! Look at 'Mione!"
"Yeah she looks great."
"No, no, no, she's with Krum!"
"Oh. Good for her. Are you Ok mate?"
"Stupid old good for nothing Bulgarian quidditch boy…."
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... Harry!"
"I'm trying to eat 'Mione."
"Yes and it's not a very attractive sight. But Harry, do think the Weasley's would mind terribly if I don't come to the Burrow this summer?"
"Whatdidshejustsay?"
"Ron, that's disgusting, swallow then speak."
"Did she jut say what I thought she did?"
"She has a name Ronald. And yes I did just say I may not be coming to the Burrow this summer."
"Why not?"
"Well, ummm, I might be going to Bulgaria with Viktor instead."
"With Krum?"
"Yes. Honestly, there's no need to gape at me like that!"
"You're going with prissy Bulgaria boy?"
"Don't call him that! And since there's no need for me to stay in Britain this summer I thought I might as well go."
"You can't!"
"Why not?"
"You just… You just can't!"
"I'll go if I want!"
"Wait, Hermione, come back!"
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... Hermione!"
"Ron, I really need to get ahead in this Transfiguration."
"Well this is important."
"Ok. What is it?"
"Sorry about dinner."
"It's alright Ronald."
"Well, are you still going to go?"
"Of course!"
"What! I thought I gave my opinion!"
"You did. And I chose to ignore it."
"You can't leave to be with him."
"Why not?"
"Because…"
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... 'Mione!"
"Yes Ron?"
"I know why you shouldn't go to Bulgaria."
"Why not?"
"Youshouldbewithme."
"What did you just say!"
"You shouldn't go to Bulgaria with Viktor. You should stay. You shouldn't be with him. You should be with me."
"Pst"
"Hmmm?"
"Psssst!"
"Uh-huh"
"Psst!... Harry!"
"Yes Ron?"
"Thanks."