HELLO! This is my first story on my new account ^-^ It is indeed a one-shot and I do hope you enjoy :D

I am always open for critiquing/feedback! Criticizing not so much, unless this is actually that bad.

Sorry in advance for any misspelling or grammar errors I might have, I'm only human

I do not own Homestuck or any of its characters.

HAPPY READING, HOPE YOU LIKE

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Your name is Dave Strider, and you are VERY accident prone.

You won't admit it, but it's true. You're constantly tripping over yourself, stubbing your toes, falling, or bumping into things. Your girlfriend always laughs at you every time you hit something, and you just give her a look and she shuts her mouth trying to hide her laugh.

Today, you banged your knee against the coffee table getting up from the couch you were siting on. Your girlfriend present in the living room, covered her mouth in an attempt to muffle her laughter. You just sigh and continue walking off towards the kitchen. Already feeling a bruise forming. Your girlfriend continued to laugh from her spot on the couch.

"Harley, quit it, it wasn't even that funny." You Dave, say to your girlfriend, Jade, and rolled your eyes behind the shades you always wear. You never take your shades off. Ever.

Well... maybe just for her.

"I'm sorry Dave!" She says from her spot on the couch, her laughter subsiding. "It's funny every time, I can't help myself!" You just continue walking, that is, until you trip over literally thin air.

"SHIT." You say as you hit the ground. You can hear your girlfriend howling with laughter now, a light blush adorning your freckled features. Her laughter returns and you calmly get back up. You are determined to get your apple juice even if it kills you.

You walk back to your girlfriend, apple juice in hand. She's wiping away some tears that accumulated at the corner of her eyes. Her bright, beautiful emerald eyes that you just adore. She's smiling at you, and you can't help but let the corners of your mouth tug upwards in the slimmest smile.

She kisses your freckled cheek and snuggles herself on your arm as you sip your drink. A comfortable silence falls between you two, aside from your occasional sips. She sighs contently before sitting up from her slouching position next to you, which you pout to.

"Why are you getting up?" You take another sip, finishing off the drink. Your girlfriend gets up fully and takes the empty glass from your hands. You watch her as she walks towards the kitchen. She turns to you after placing the empty glass in the sink.

"I'm going to make dinner, wanna help?" She's already taking out pans and looks like the noodles are out too. Pasta related tonight.

"Sure, Harls." You say as you get up from the couch.

What happened next honestly shouldn't be a surprise. You tripped over your own foot. Damn it all to hell.

Your girlfriend saw your every move as if it were in slow motion, and as soon as you hit the ground with a thud, so did she, laughing manically.

Your face burned from the sudden rush of blood. Hearing your girlfriend laugh even louder as the seconds went by did not help your embarrassment.

"FOR CHRIST SAKE!" You scream out, getting up slightly. Jade had lost it by now, barely making a sound from lack of oxygen as she laughed.

You never did have that pasta for dinner that night.

THAT IS THE END! I hope you liked, and that my over use of "Your girlfriend" didn't bug anybody too much (Yes, I am aware of that)

My apologize if it does uwu

Sorry for any misspelling or grammar errors again, I TRY

PLEASE REVIEW, Thanks

THAT'S ALL REALLY. HOPE U ALL LIked

Until next time I guess? (I'm planning a naruto fic) Bye ^-^